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she's gone country. It was a huge shock to say the least. The doctors and staff at the hospital were very kind and supportive. I do believe the did all they could, but this is how things have gone. They're going to see what they can do. They told me to go home and rest, but I'm having trouble sleeping because my wife keeps line dancing in her snakeskin boots and keeps whooping and trying to get me to join in.
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she's gone country. It was a huge shock to say the least. The doctors and staff at the hospital were very kind and supportive. I do believe the did all they could, but this is how things have gone. They're going to see what they can do. They told me to go home and rest, but I'm having trouble sleeping because my wife keeps line dancing in her snakeskin boots and keeps whooping and trying to get me to join in.
I’m so sorry to hear that. What a difficult situation. Did the doctors give you a more long-prognosis? Is it chronic? Might she at some point transition to bro country?
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Dec 22, 2021 11:43
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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There are ointments for that. I've heard. From a friend.
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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where's mom? well son....she's gone to a farm way down south. she's doin it for dale now
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I’m so sorry to hear that. What a difficult situation. Did the doctors give you a more long-prognosis? Is it chronic? Might she at some point transition to bro country?
Thank you for your concern. They just aren't sure right now. It could go straight to her roots, according to the staff.
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have you tried enrolling her in Rootin and Tootin anonymous? not that it’s so anonymous the meetings are quite loud.
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Our main concern right now is that this could develop into full-blown boot scootin' boogie. We're looking at treatment options right now.
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Dec 23, 2021 00:10
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The symptoms vary, but get worse around mid-day. It's called 'high-nooning'.
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If her condition starts to interfere with your intimate life, consider purchasing a tractor. She might think it's sexy
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Dec 23, 2021 00:21
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have you tried putting a snake in her boot?
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"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
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could be worse, she coulda had an achy breaky heart
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u should renew ur vows or else she may lay rubber on that Georgia asphalt one of these days OP
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Dec 23, 2021 03:18
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There he go
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The symptoms vary, but get worse around mid-day. It's called 'high-nooning'.
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Dec 23, 2021 06:41
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There he go
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If her condition starts to interfere with your intimate life, consider purchasing a tractor. She might think it's sexy
Just make sure to keep her away from corn
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Dec 23, 2021 06:41
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OP it gives me no pleasure to report this but i just saw your wife open a beer bottle with her teeth. it was a twist-off.
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i can't stand it anymore she keeps slamming the loving screen door over and over and over over saying she's playing our song
have you tried bringing her to the crossroads to sell her soul?
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Dec 23, 2021 19:52
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I'd suggest keeping her out from under the light of a neon moon, it could really exacerbate her condition.
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I reckon we'll be alright. [spits] A country boy can survive. A country boy can survive!
Oh no. Please help! I think I've caught it!
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I reckon we'll be alright. [spits] A country boy can survive. A country boy can survive!
Oh no. Please help! I think I've caught it!
Thank God you're a country boy
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have you tried administering a little bit of rock and roll
dr. lewis says the heart of rock and roll is still beating, maybe a transplant is in order?
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