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Escape From Noise

she's gone country. It was a huge shock to say the least. The doctors and staff at the hospital were very kind and supportive. I do believe the did all they could, but this is how things have gone. They're going to see what they can do. They told me to go home and rest, but I'm having trouble sleeping because my wife keeps line dancing in her snakeskin boots and keeps whooping and trying to get me to join in.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 11:09

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Escape From Noise posted:

she's gone country. It was a huge shock to say the least. The doctors and staff at the hospital were very kind and supportive. I do believe the did all they could, but this is how things have gone. They're going to see what they can do. They told me to go home and rest, but I'm having trouble sleeping because my wife keeps line dancing in her snakeskin boots and keeps whooping and trying to get me to join in.

I�m so sorry to hear that. What a difficult situation. Did the doctors give you a more long-prognosis? Is it chronic? Might she at some point transition to bro country?

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# ? Dec 22, 2021 11:43

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There are ointments for that. I've heard. From a friend.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:45

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I'm so sorry. It's only a matter of time before she goes...outlaw country. I'm sorry, we've tried everything, she just won't release the bats.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 15:52

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# ? Dec 22, 2021 16:10

Escape From Noise

Uria aalge posted:

I’m so sorry to hear that. What a difficult situation. Did the doctors give you a more long-prognosis? Is it chronic? Might she at some point transition to bro country?

Thank you for your concern. They just aren't sure right now. It could go straight to her roots, according to the staff.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 17:52

Derpies: by sebmojo

have you tried enrolling her in Rootin and Tootin anonymous? not that it�s so anonymous the meetings are quite loud.

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# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:46

Escape From Noise

Our main concern right now is that this could develop into full-blown boot scootin' boogie. We're looking at treatment options right now.

# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:10

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The symptoms vary, but get worse around mid-day. It's called 'high-nooning'.

# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:13

google THIS

If her condition starts to interfere with your intimate life, consider purchasing a tractor. She might think it's sexy

# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:21

Derpies: by sebmojo

have you tried putting a snake in her boot?

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:38

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I'm so sorry, this happened to my aunt. Sounds like you caught it early tho, hers had progressed all the way to honky-tonk badonkadonk before they caught it. She's mostly fine now but we have to keep her away from bonfires and pickup trucks.

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:38

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could be worse, she coulda had an achy breaky heart

# ? Dec 23, 2021 03:15

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u should renew ur vows or else she may lay rubber on that Georgia asphalt one of these days OP

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 03:18

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Buttchocks posted:

The symptoms vary, but get worse around mid-day. It's called 'high-nooning'.

# ? Dec 23, 2021 06:41

Farecoal: There he go

google THIS posted:

If her condition starts to interfere with your intimate life, consider purchasing a tractor. She might think it's sexy

Just make sure to keep her away from corn

# ? Dec 23, 2021 06:41

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Buttchocks posted:

The symptoms vary, but get worse around mid-day. It's called 'high-nooning'.

# ? Dec 23, 2021 14:47

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country girls make doot

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 15:09

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OP it gives me no pleasure to report this but i just saw your wife open a beer bottle with her teeth. it was a twist-off.

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 15:13

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

have you tried administering a little bit of rock and roll

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 16:48

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i can't stand it anymore she keeps slamming the loving screen door over and over and over over saying she's playing our song

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 19:31

Derpies: by sebmojo

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i can't stand it anymore she keeps slamming the loving screen door over and over and over over saying she's playing our song

have you tried bringing her to the crossroads to sell her soul?

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 19:52

Turdo

I'd suggest keeping her out from under the light of a neon moon, it could really exacerbate her condition.

# ? Dec 23, 2021 22:00

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get her a CB radio so you can keep up to date on what's happening in your neck of the woods

# ? Dec 24, 2021 00:00

Escape From Noise

I reckon we'll be alright. [spits] A country boy can survive. A country boy can survive!

Oh no. Please help! I think I've caught it!

# ? Jan 3, 2022 09:21

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google THIS posted:

If her condition starts to interfere with your intimate life, consider purchasing a tractor. She might think it's sexy

stay optimistic! she's likely to develop a honky tonk badonkadonk

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# ? Jan 3, 2022 14:24

google THIS

Escape From Noise posted:

I reckon we'll be alright. [spits] A country boy can survive. A country boy can survive!

Oh no. Please help! I think I've caught it!

Thank God you're a country boy

# ? Jan 4, 2022 03:56

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barnold posted:

where's mom? well son....she's gone to a farm way down south. she's doin it for dale now

# ? Jan 5, 2022 17:57

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We have a special clinic for that here. Saloon doors on the operating room and all that.

# ? Jan 5, 2022 18:01

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Dr. Honked posted:

have you tried administering a little bit of rock and roll

dr. lewis says the heart of rock and roll is still beating, maybe a transplant is in order?

# ? Jan 6, 2022 02:00

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