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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Xaintrailles posted:

Aliexpress can help you with that:

Probably best if you choose your own strap-on to go with it...

I love this, why is it 175 E's

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Complicated & large piece of silicone moulding.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I've paid for my masks four times now; four times my $10 charge has gone through, each with a little notification from my credit card company; four times the Ali app has told me that it's failed and suggested I try again. I told the seller that I paid four times, but the order was still marked as unpaid, and could they help? "You need to pay," they replied.

Apparently I've been putting my money into a virtual used-razor-blade disposal slot that empties into the space between two wall studs. I'll wait till someone connects my payment to this order or the order times out for non-payment, whichever comes first. I didn't think they'd let me buy a mask.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Someone buy one of the tiny houses on there and let me know how it is.

Thinking of buying a tiny plot of land in the woods and a tiny house to put on it and then gently caress off from society.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


loving Moron posted:

Someone buy one of the tiny houses on there and let me know how it is.

Thinking of buying a tiny plot of land in the woods and a tiny house to put on it and then gently caress off from society.
DIY Social Deprivation Tank. LSD optional. Altered State guaranteed.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
From the crypto thread, but also relevant to this thread

https://twitter.com/crypto_bitlord7/status/1473231965927063553

also this popped up in my youtube recommendations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCwivPC7YzU

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The Something Awful Forums > General Bullshit > Aliexpress: Hacked by a loving dildo

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Whats wrong with the old dildos that didnt have to connect to a wifi?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Alchemist posted:

Whats wrong with the old dildos that didnt have to connect to a wifi?

OK, boomer.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Old school dildo with big rear end AV connector (whatever it's called).

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

stephenthinkpad posted:

Old school dildo with big rear end AV connector (whatever it's called).

You might be thinking of colonoscope.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

stephenthinkpad posted:

Old school dildo with big rear end AV connector (whatever it's called).

Is this referring to sex machines using XLR connectors for attachments, just because they're big and sturdy?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

if your dildo doesn't have a camera in it i don't even want to talk to you
https://www.pentestpartners.com/security-blog/vulnerable-wi-fi-dildo-camera-endoscope-yes-really/

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

If his temp is 42c you got bigger problems.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Splode posted:

Is this referring to sex machines using XLR connectors for attachments, just because they're big and sturdy?

Harh yes! Big loving machine with XLR connector. XLR-spec dragon dildos.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


got my mini Dremel knockoff



it works I guess. i managed to stall it a few times cutting some plastic so it's underpowered but it did in fact cut through it so I guess it was fine for $25 or whatever. It has a shitload of little attachments

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PokeJoe posted:

got my mini Dremel knockoff



it works I guess. i managed to stall it a few times cutting some plastic so it's underpowered but it did in fact cut through it so I guess it was fine for $25 or whatever. It has a shitload of little attachments

Now put a dildo on the end!

RIP Paul Walker
Feb 26, 2004

Humphreys posted:

Now put a dildo on the end!

ITT: So many good thread titles

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Just like my body temperature!

My dick, famous for spontaneously lighting on fire. Great at parties.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How else would you light the cigarettes at a fancy dinner party?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Jeeves! Your member, please. The lady needs a light!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Thanks to the youtube algorithm, I now wanna try to build a PC using parts off Alexpress.

Anyone else done this? Any tips to not blow myself up doing this?

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

BigRed0427 posted:

Thanks to the youtube algorithm, I now wanna try to build a PC using parts off Alexpress.

Anyone else done this? Any tips to not blow myself up doing this?

I think Ashens did.

He did...TWICE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mMIOhoUcCM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGlcX2aKSs

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

BigRed0427 posted:

Any tips to not blow myself up doing this?

Dont do it

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


Yeah, that's who videos I watched. It seemed like a fun Frankenstein experiment

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


its just a computer, go for it. where do you think all the parts are made at anyway

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

BigRed0427 posted:

Yeah, that's who videos I watched. It seemed like a fun Frankenstein experiment

I was gonna do the same with a jockey box but all the parts seem to come from the same factories as the branded stuff so... well I'm still going to do it. Probably get my stainless lines and regulator local tho.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Cocaine Bear posted:

If his temp is 42c you got bigger problems.

That's a new take on getting pozzed, now with more omicron.,

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
My Curren 3855 watch still works just fine, for 22 bucks it is a real steal.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Received this AC power meter. This time it got through customs ok thankfully or it'd double it's :10bux: price.



That's the idle consumption of my old PC. Would be nice to have backlight but otherwise seems to work well and has a ton of features.

One issue is that it's not compatible with my sockets :v: i just bought the "EU" version without paying attention but it's the F type without a male ground pin (like in the background), so I can't use it without a German extension cord.


ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Any ladies in the thread looking for an outfit to go clubbing in when it's safe, have I got a link for you:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003612096858.html

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Makes it much quicker to go for a piss.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


goatface posted:

Makes it much quicker to go for a piss.

As a penis haver. I concur.

Fun fact - I'm such a cheap bastard I bought the wrong size jocks and instead of driving back to the shop I just cut the front out for my junk to breathe.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
My parents ordered a die-cast model of my car and instead received one of two generations newer. Christmas ruined!



The model is really well made and painted but drat it was like $45 i think which seems crazy for an AliExpress 1:64 model with foxes doors, roof and hood. Luckily they offered a refund and for $0 it's pretty sweet

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Humphreys posted:

As a penis haver. I concur.

Fun fact - I'm such a cheap bastard I bought the wrong size jocks and instead of driving back to the shop I just cut the front out for my junk to breathe.

You’re walking around with your dick hanging out of a hole in your underwear because it won’t fit in there? I love it.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

ookiimarukochan posted:

Any ladies in the thread looking for an outfit to go clubbing in when it's safe, have I got a link for you:
:nws: from the related products

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Hey baby, before we get started pop a few of these.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Snowy posted:

You’re walking around with your dick hanging out of a hole in your underwear because it won’t fit in there? I love it.

Better than the alternative, which would be to cut the tip off your dilz.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Cocaine Bear posted:

Hey baby, before we get started pop a few of these.

"What are they? Well they're the usual oval office Shrink Tide Spray pills hon."

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

that's not a nice thing to call your psychiatrist

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