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Prurient Squid posted:The guy with the pins in his face and the gimp suit is real but he's called Terry. He's actually a really nice guy. He's misunderstood because all he wants to do is sell high quality shaving supplies manufactured in hell. He can't demonstrate them himself though obviously on account of the pins |
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Pauses The Simpsons: Sorry to pause the video so soon but listen, the blood NEVER gets off on the second floor. |
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Dec 22, 2021 03:16
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manipause is when a byob mod goes on vacation
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Terry: mind you, a close shave can really do wonders for not just your complexion but for your self-image as we-- Human: hey, so where are the naked orgy pits you were talking about? Terry:... Those arent orgy pits, they're ironic punishments for those who put their own lusts ab-- Human: can I see it? Terry: *sighs* |
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Dec 22, 2021 18:58
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no wonder he's a good villain, he's willem da foe |
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Dec 22, 2021 20:27
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Dip Viscous canned soups: Soup that looks like a liquid! |
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Dec 22, 2021 23:31
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God feels hugely put upon and his office is full of passive aggressive motivationals like "Today I will succeed out of SPITE". |
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Dec 23, 2021 02:19
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Calvinist programmers that refuse to ever use random number generators. |
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Dec 23, 2021 02:56
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Prurient Squid posted:Calvinist programmers that refuse to ever use random number generators. a religion that realizes that nature is actually pseudorandom and it's actually just a simple XOR with a constant, not even like a mersenne twister or anything, so they can predict the future
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Prurient Squid posted:Calvinist programmers that refuse to ever use random number generators.
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more falafel please posted:a religion that realizes that nature is actually pseudorandom and it's actually just a simple XOR with a constant, not even like a mersenne twister or anything, so they can predict the future All random events are a chain of numbers and each number in the chain is generated by a function and the seed for the function is the time and date the function was called. fakeedit: the universe was created on Wed 4:20 6969 |
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Dec 23, 2021 10:52
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a sitcom about a guy that is super specifically into humping pine cones, and it would not be an issue to anyone but he keeps bringing it up himself in stupid ways "oh so you take issue with the guy that goes into the bathroom to hump a pine cone in private, but not the guy flogging his log on the front lawn? not that there was actually a person on the lawn, but back when i was in the navy seals i-" |
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Dip Viscous posted:a sitcom about a guy that is super specifically into humping pine cones, and it would not be an issue to anyone but he keeps bringing it up himself in stupid ways “my shirt about humping pine cones is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt!” *laugh track cackles uproariously* |
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Dec 23, 2021 15:25
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Netflix presents: Narcos, starring Larry David |
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Dec 23, 2021 23:34
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Netflix presents: Narcos, starring Larry David |
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Dec 24, 2021 03:10
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Real Monster-Wives of the NBA Wife is Mothra, so what |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Netflix presents: Narcos, starring Larry David [Larry is eating cookies at the counter as Cheryl enters with groceries] Cheryl: Larry... did you cut my mother's throat, strip her naked and hang her from a highway overpass? [Larry's eyes widen, and he begins chewing very slowly] Cheryl: Larry, you're not answering my question. [Larry puts another cookie into his mouth] |
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Dec 24, 2021 03:44
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I didn't want to do this until I had more material but - Sub-Optimal Prime. |
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Dec 24, 2021 21:14
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I think it is important to keep in mind that we only ever found that one Stonehinge, and we do not know what the gateway opens to. |
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Dec 24, 2021 21:20
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Prurient Squid posted:I didn't want to do this until I had more material but - Sub-Optimal Prime. "Let's all disguise ourselves as unarmed terrestrial vehicles so we can only attack or fly while in robot form!" |
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Dec 24, 2021 21:47
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A rapper called Optimal Ryhmes who balances his solo career with casual work assisting other artists trim their material to improve flow and musicality. |
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Dec 24, 2021 22:10
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A new docudrama about the race to build an empire in the cut-throat condom manufacturing industry. Title: The Rubber Barons |
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Dec 24, 2021 22:17
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Prurient Squid posted:I didn't want to do this until I had more material but - Sub-Optimal Prime. And his arch-nemesis Negatron who attacks with cruel words and cutting jibes (because he has a thing for trucks with low self esteem) |
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Dec 24, 2021 23:02
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Man 1: I'm pissed at Old Father Time Man 2: Because even from the moment of your birth you were doomed to aging, frailty and death? Man 1: No. Because he kicked me in the balls. |
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Dec 25, 2021 04:18
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Prurient Squid posted:Man 1: I'm pissed at Old Father Time I chuckled |
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Dec 25, 2021 04:22
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Have you or any member of your family been kicked in the balls by Old Father Time? You may be entitled to compensation. |
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Dec 26, 2021 06:29
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it really works, i got a couple of acres out of it
Dip Viscous fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Dec 26, 2021 |
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Seinfeld but it's in the USSR or something. someone shouts "I'm having Kronstadt moment Jerry!" [Delete if not allowed lol] e: "I'm having a Kronstadt moment Jerry! This Communist thing isn't working" "Woah, don't talk like that, the NKVD will throw you in the Lublyanka" "I'm the head of the NKVD Jerry!" Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Dec 26, 2021 |
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Bright Bart posted:Real Monster-Wives of the NBA
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Dec 26, 2021 13:07
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I'm the rare enjoyable "good kind of confused" right now
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Dec 27, 2021 03:15
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BYOB Tall Tales Court Your honour the poster 'nut' once protected me from an attack by ninja asassins and caught all the throwing stars in the air with his bare hands. It was pretty cool I guess but I've been having nightmares since and as I can't identify any of the others involved (ninjas wore masks) I am seeing nut bu default for pain and suffering. |
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Dec 27, 2021 10:37
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when you land in the USA they check you for guns and if you don’t have one the TSA gets mad and gives you one lol |
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Dec 27, 2021 22:54
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a promotional tie in game like chex quest but it's for beano |
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Dec 28, 2021 02:20
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The self-sucking cock finally invented. Blowjobs become obsolete. |
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Dec 28, 2021 03:41
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Oh no! It's just one giant self-sucking cock at the center of all reality like a fiendish ouroborous devouring itself for all time. |
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Dec 28, 2021 03:43
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Put together footage with fake subtitles and release a YouTube video entitled "North Koreans react to seeing a horse for the first time". |
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Dec 28, 2021 08:42
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Urban legends that Gen Z parents will use to scare their Gen B kids into behaving: A vampire that steals your YouTube subscribers. A very tall man. Rather slim and svelte. A Krampus-like entity that puts links to cringe videos mom and dad took on your GDrive if you make the naughty list. |
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Prurient Squid posted:The self-sucking cock finally invented. Blowjobs become obsolete. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY6WTcJMgMY ---------------- |
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A Mistrial With Extreme Prejudice. If the jurors can't come up with a verdict by dawn they're put in front of a firing squad. |
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