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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

aphid_licker posted:

My parents are removing the paper tag from the Teebeutel and putin it in ze Altpapier and the rest in the Biomüll

Altpapier, Altmetall und Altschnur

# ? Dec 25, 2021 16:31

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# ? May 12, 2024 16:36

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

aphid_licker posted:

My parents are removing the paper tag from the Teebeutel and putin it in ze Altpapier and the rest in the Biomüll

What do they do with the metal and string

# ? Dec 25, 2021 17:02

Tin Tim: Jun 4, 2012; Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Good foods itt, wish I could eat them all

Also I've been gifted a model kit because my parents were hounding me about something "zum auspacken" so I gave them a list with a few choices between cool robot toys/kits. The one they picked turned out to be a lot more complex than the pictures had me believe. It's been like 15 years since I last did a Modellbau but I gotta say the level of complexity, engineering, and quality of model kits has come a long way. Might be because it's from asia where the market is a lot bigger and more advanced? Spent around 4 hours, clipping, sanding, glueing and I'm barely 1/4th of the way through it :feelsgood:

# ? Dec 25, 2021 17:04

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

They have the fancy ungetackerte Teebeutel. Ze Schnur indeed goes in the Biom�ll but I'm not :troll:

enough to comment

# ? Dec 25, 2021 17:13

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

Tin Tim posted:

Good foods itt, wish I could eat them all

Also I've been gifted a model kit because my parents were hounding me about something "zum auspacken" so I gave them a list with a few choices between cool robot toys/kits. The one they picked turned out to be a lot more complex than the pictures had me believe. It's been like 15 years since I last did a Modellbau but I gotta say the level of complexity, engineering, and quality of model kits has come a long way. Might be because it's from asia where the market is a lot bigger and more advanced? Spent around 4 hours, clipping, sanding, glueing and I'm barely 1/4th of the way through it

literally actually mad jelly

I got a R�mertopf

# ? Dec 25, 2021 19:29

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

In honor of Christ Mass, I thought up ways to gently caress-up the German translation of video game titles for fun.

So far I got:

Schall, das Heckenschwein

Sehr Gute Marius Br�der

Geschwister Johannes

Simulations Stadt

Hokus Pokus Panik

Verdammung

Can you guess all the actual games behind this bullshit? Or add even more dumb deutschifizierte titles?

# ? Dec 25, 2021 20:32

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

Dienstruf
Böse Einwohner
???

# ? Dec 25, 2021 20:41

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Jakob und seine Br�der

Hee-ho!

# ? Dec 25, 2021 20:44

KonvexKonkav: Mar 5, 2014

no clue what hokus pokus panic is. gonna add Festes Metallwerkzeug.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 20:46

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Kriegsrahmen
Gruft der Todest�nzer
Tentakeltag
Graue Suppe
Niemandes Himmel
Ewigkeitspfeiler Zwei: Todesfeuer
Satellitenherrschaft

# ? Dec 25, 2021 21:53

AndreTheGiantBoned: Oct 28, 2010

aphid_licker posted:

My parents are removing the paper tag from the Teebeutel and putin it in ze Altpapier and the rest in the Biomüll

How does one properly entsorg it though?

# ? Dec 25, 2021 22:04

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

AndreTheGiantBoned posted:

How does one properly entsorg it though?

SEHR VORSICHTIG

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RabbitWizard: Oct 21, 2008; Muldoon

Sehkreis: Nullpunkt Aufbruch

# ? Dec 25, 2021 23:20

Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Rosenkreuzstilette Freudenstachel

# ? Dec 26, 2021 01:34

Lord Stimperor: Jun 13, 2018; I'm a lovable meme.

Der Alte Scrollt 4: besinnungslosigkeit

Max Schmertz

Es Braucht Zwei

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Minenwerk

Gott Aus: der Menschenumsturz

Rote Tote Erl�sung

# ? Dec 26, 2021 01:58

sauer kraut: Oct 2, 2004

Geschichten aus dem Grenzgebiet

Durchbruch und Deutlich: Stichtag Wiedergeburt

Sondereinsatzkommando: Der Strich

Unternehmen Pulverfass: Drachenerh�hung

Tote Gleichzeitigkeit: Morgen kommt Heute

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# ? Dec 26, 2021 08:50

BabyFur Denny: Mar 18, 2003

Zusammen nicht verhungern
Kommandieren und Erobern: tiberische Sonne
Alter der Imperien

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:07

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Letzte Fantasievorstellung
Renn Raum Erfahrung
Massen Effekt
Entehrt
�bergart
Kraft: Horizonte
Horizont Null D�mmerung

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:34

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

Verdammt! Die total verr�ckte D�monen-Metzelei

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:37

coke zero mit mayo: Nov 5, 2008

Please stop giving the �ffentlich rechtliche ideas for Krimis.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:38

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

KonvexKonkav posted:

no clue what hokus pokus panic is.

Also puzzled by that. If it�s Doki Doki Panic I would translate it as �Herzpochen Panik�

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:39

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Ich kenn nur Mond Mond

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:45

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Zweiter Weihnachtsfeiertag, Fr�hst�ck: Googeln, welche Spiele �Panic� im Namen haben => Check

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:49

Plankalkuel: Mar 29, 2008

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Dunkle Seelen eins bis drei
Blutgeboren
Himmel ohne Besitzer
Der Hexer
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Herzog atomare Bombardierung
Heiligenschein
Bedürfnis nach Geschwindigkeit
Autoapokalypse
Kommandieren und erobern
Eva auf dem Strich
Sternenkraft
Oberaufsicht

# ? Dec 26, 2021 09:53

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Der Deckname von Griselda
Tanzlokal Jenseits
Super G�ttin Seelenmigration
Gel�bde des Meuchelm�rders
Schuldiges Zahnrad Streben

# ? Dec 26, 2021 10:07

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Unerforscht Vier: Des Diebes Ende
Grabr�uberin
So sechse wie uns f�nfe gibt�s ko viere mehr, weil mir drei sin die zwei onzigschde - Teil 2
Sehr gro�er Mann
Kampfgebiet
Die Pflicht ruft
Heiligenschein Unendlich
Sternentau Tal
Tiere �berqueren die Stra�e: Neue Horizonte

tuo fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Dec 26, 2021

# ? Dec 26, 2021 10:09

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Papiere, bitte.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 10:25

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Some really, really good ones there. :tipshat:

Thekenschlag: Geht

Eva an der Leine

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Dec 26, 2021

# ? Dec 26, 2021 10:26

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

Tausend Euro Diebstahl Brumm Brumm
Grufttwix
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Befriedigfabrik

# ? Dec 26, 2021 10:46

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Gestirn strapazi�se Reise: Nasenr�ckenkommandant

Gestirnkriege: Krawattenk�mpfer

# ? Dec 26, 2021 10:56

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Zwille posted:

Grufttwix

definite double take hoping there would be a second t

# ? Dec 26, 2021 11:42

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Tarquinn posted:

Gestirnkriege: Krawattenk�mpfer

Krawattenk�mpfer might be my favourite Chinese Lego-Knock-Off set that I bought. I just had to buy it once I saw the �bersetzungsfehler.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 11:43

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

coke zero mit mayo posted:

Please stop giving the �ffentlich rechtliche ideas for Krimis.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 11:49

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

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# ? Dec 26, 2021 12:21

KonvexKonkav: Mar 5, 2014

Zwille posted:

Grufttwix

lol

# ? Dec 26, 2021 13:22

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

tuo posted:

Also puzzled by that. If it�s Doki Doki Panic I would translate it as �Herzpochen Panik�

Well, you would. A bad translator from English to Deutsch would look at that and assume it's some nonsense word with no real meaning, and just blindly guess, that's how I got "Hokus Pokus Panik". :v:

Also, thanks for the many suggestions! It both amazes and scares me that so many people are actually much better at this than I was, over half of the titles I did not get.

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