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As a guy in Canada moderately not far from Toronto (Ottawa) I just discovered this thread WTF.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 11:47 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 23:50 |
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Couple notes on Part 2: * No one has ever called Nathen “Garfield King” * You don’t have to tell us why they supposedly called you that. You’re literally wearing the suit in this video. * Reading section headers from the ops manual as proof your business was special is weird and all but I will absolutely buy it and will bid against the other person ITT who said they want it. * He doesn’t say he had McDonald’s, Dunkin Donuts and Taco Bell inquire about franchise licenses, he says that people who have had experience with those licenses inquire which could literally mean anything.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 12:53 |
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I'll buy one Mazricoin for the Gar-field manual
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 12:57 |
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I enter the room nude, wearing Garfield's corpse as a cape and a Burger King paper crown, covered in blood, knowing all around me understand inherently I AM the Garfield King
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 13:01 |
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This is a good question. What Garfield-oriented services can I buy with Nathen NFTs?
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 13:02 |
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Amorphous Abode posted:I've never thought that Nathan has ever actually cared about making money. He may have been dealt the role of businessman, but he very clearly cares more about attention, and seems to have settled for notoriety. The practiced, calculated facial expression; the cartoonish outfit and hair style; catchphrases; extravagant but ineffectual schemes. Nathen Mazri is like a business version of Gargamel or something. I sincerely believe he chooses to be this way. Not as much of a choice as it is he has an unlimited money source so he has never really been forced to worry about money except when the greedy land monster closed down Garfield eats.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 13:54 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:He should just be gay what is that man doing to his gayness
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 14:41 |
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Frank Frank posted:* He doesn’t say he had McDonald’s, Dunkin Donuts and Taco Bell inquire about franchise licenses, he says that people who have had experience with those licenses inquire which could literally mean anything. Lol yeah it's them inquiring "what the gently caress are you doing"
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 18:36 |
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goodog posted:
OHHHH I just got it. "Arabiolosis" is a play on "scoliosis" well at least all of the other struggles he mentions have played out in private allowing him to preserve a quiet sense of dignity also lmao I want this as an av
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 19:12 |
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Bragging about elemental telekinesis on Twitter is probably a good indication of compromised mental health Or maybe he just started playing Divinity II ?
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 19:23 |
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1475920965951442946 Unused Garfieldeats containers are now "Pop art". Swell.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 21:21 |
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Makes as much sense as using them as tissue boxes.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 21:44 |
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Frank Frank posted:Unused Garfieldeats containers are now "Pop art". Swell. I think he thinks if he filters the images enough so that Garfield looks slightly different (or faceless), he won't get in trouble for continuing to use the images. Of course, this only contributes to the appearance of declining mental health.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 21:58 |
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The Garfield King was one of the toughest Dark Souls bosses.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:07 |
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Broke: art is whatever you can get away with Woke: he can’t keep getting away with this
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:13 |
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I’m guessing he has the garf license for a little while longer and is just wringing as much as he can out of it
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:13 |
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Lmfao at selling NFTs of unlicensed garfs I love this https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1475932462501011470?s=21
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:17 |
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“Carbon-neutral launch.” I’m sorry, do weird theme restaurant launches usually leave an enormous carbon footprint?
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:42 |
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https://garfieldeats.com/product/garfield-smiling-t-shirt/ Should I try to buy this off the website? They say sold out but I think I can buy one still
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:58 |
Frank Frank posted:“Carbon-neutral launch.” He's just inserting a ton of buzzwords that make no sense in there, but by GOD he's good at doing it
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 23:00 |
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bagmonkey posted:https://garfieldeats.com/product/garfield-smiling-t-shirt/ Why are you asking? The answer is yes
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 23:18 |
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the last time someone on here tried to order something that couldn't be shipped they got a personal phone call about it from nathen, so... at your own risk, my dude
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 23:29 |
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AdmiralViscen posted:Lmfao at selling NFTs of unlicensed garfs im in this picture and i dont like it
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 23:34 |
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flesh dance posted:the last time someone on here tried to order something that couldn't be shipped they got a personal phone call about it from nathen, so... at your own risk, my dude Also a "mneow" email. GolfHole posted:im in this picture and i dont like it A...are you Garfield?
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 23:44 |
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i used to live in that sewer there
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 00:02 |
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bagmonkey posted:https://garfieldeats.com/product/garfield-smiling-t-shirt/ Why don't you email Nathen and ask him, mneow!
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 00:30 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Why don't you email Nathen and ask him, mneow! I actually might do that, Thanks BigBadSteve
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 00:40 |
I will buy the GarfieldEATS NFT for under $1
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 00:57 |
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The shirt says sold out on the picture but if you pick a size it says they still have some in stock. Fortune favors the bold.
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 01:04 |
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GolfHole posted:i used to live in that sewer there Is that a yes or a no?
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 01:18 |
Knormal posted:The shirt says sold out on the picture but if you pick a size it says they still have some in stock. Fortune favors the bold. Need someone to try this with the lasagna
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 01:47 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:Need someone to try this with the lasagna If you had a size drop down for Big Cow Lasagna, would the list go like this:
Or like this:
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 02:26 |
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The lasagna is 750g for "up to" 2 people (lol at eating the entire thing by yourself in one go), that's 3/4lb of just lasagna per person without any salad or anything else to go with it. Seems more appropriate for 3 people tbh and certainly not 1
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 03:07 |
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remember back when the app worked and you could play garfield games to earn "goupons", or at least allegedly could do all that that feels like twenty years ago by now
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 03:12 |
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The Garfield King is dead. Long live The Garfield King!
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 03:57 |
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While there is still time...Escape From Noise posted:Gonna Garf 'til I barf!
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 03:59 |
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biosterous posted:remember back when the app worked and you could play garfield games to earn "goupons", or at least allegedly could do all that Also the “submit your selfie with these garf stickers for credits” which had no moderation and instantly became a hive of dicks
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 04:06 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:The lasagna is 750g for "up to" 2 people (lol at eating the entire thing by yourself in one go), that's 3/4lb of just lasagna per person without any salad or anything else to go with it. Seems more appropriate for 3 people tbh and certainly not 1 oh are you not american
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 07:43 |
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Nathan revealed his secret brain jenius plan with the NFTs
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 10:38 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 23:50 |
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Nathen Mazri: Realist
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