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Sagebrush posted:chimpanzee dicks are about as long as human ones but much skinnier. humans definitely have the girthiest dongs and biggest boobs though yeah. Didn't really think that the OSHA thread was going to be where I learned all about chimpanzee dongs but here we are. Ooof that's a snipe
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Powershift posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a65gvCYQ-vE oh lol its at Beamish, about a 30min drive away, I know where to go when 2022 gets too much to stand. also; SAFETY BARRIERS 
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I met a 3 legged rottweiler once and me and my friend were laughing/pointing at it but then we got into an argument: do you think you could win in a fight against a 3 legged rottweiler, missing one of it's rear legs. My argument was no you'd still lose to it's vice grip jaws but my friend thinks without a hind leg it would lack a lot of strength and coordination. Whatdya think?
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Missing a leg doesn't matter when you're busy screaming in pain when it crushes whatever limb it latches on to. Also don't fight Rotts, they're the most adorable little things.
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The Real Amethyst posted:I met a 3 legged rottweiler once and me and my friend were laughing/pointing at it but then we got into an argument: do you think you could win in a fight against a 3 legged rottweiler, missing one of it's rear legs. When a four-legged animal is without a leg for a long time it adapts, the remaining leg shoulders the load and gets a lot stronger and it figures out how to coordinate 3 legs for about the same maneuvers as a 4-legged one
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Z the IVth posted:Missing a leg doesn't matter when you're busy screaming in pain when it crushes whatever limb it latches on to. were i in such a situation i would simply recite the 'litany against fear' from frank herbert's 'dune' novels, thus conquering my base instincts and remaining in control
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Mozi posted:were i in such a situation i would simply recite the 'litany against fear' from frank herbert's 'dune' novels, thus conquering my base instincts and remaining in control lol look at this idiot, this absolute fool, who would fight a Rott and simply wouldn't get in a near by tank at the start of the fight. Humans didn't evolve tank technology simply to be bit by drat dogs,
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B-Rock452 posted:Didn't really think that the OSHA thread was going to be where I learned all about chimpanzee dongs but here we are. I knew posting that YouGov chart would cause a derail but my wildest dreams have been exceeded.
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Ragtime All The Time posted:this is like pig poo poo or somesuch horror they're walking out of? Well the watermark would be apt if it was.
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Ragtime All The Time posted:this is like pig poo poo or somesuch horror they're walking out of? "This is a commercial diver coming up and out of a pond at a paper mill. That dirt-looking material is actually foam and it has the consistency of fine sawdust."
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You can it's a thin layer of crud with water under it when he reaches down to splash his facemask to clear it off.
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Mozi posted:were i in such a situation i would simply recite the 'litany against fear' from frank herbert's 'dune' novels, thus conquering my base instincts and remaining in control Lol
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Entropic posted:the podcast Criminal had an episode about a police diver who went into the La Brea loving Tar Pits to search for dumped evidence.
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ikanreed posted:I'm not doing any better if the chimp had a gun Anyone remember the Primate themed Pontiac Aztek? Surprise surprise, its listed at #1 https://www.hotcars.com/20-cars-with-bad-paint-jobs/ Also here: https://www.autoblog.com/2007/11/27/ebay-find-of-the-day-2003-pontiac-aztek-custom-show-car/ I don't seem to have any other pics of it saved except this one: 
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Sagebrush posted:
so do you know this from experience or what?
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SuddenCactus posted:so do you know this from experience or what? we know ur mum
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An ape will simply dismember you using it's much more dense and powerful muscles.
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They got surgery’d by a ape.
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Forget the average goon vs chimp debate, is there anyone that's big and muscular enough to take on a chimp? Or is a chimp just going to gently caress anyone's poo poo up even if they're a 7 foot, 400 lbs strongman?
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sigher posted:Forget the average goon vs chimp debate, is there anyone that's big and muscular enough to take on a chimp? Or is a chimp just going to gently caress anyone's poo poo up even if they're a 7 foot, 400 lbs strongman? the answer appears to be the chimp will always win also don't google this, i found pictures of people who were attacked by chimps and it was pretty bad
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sigher posted:Forget the average goon vs chimp debate, is there anyone that's big and muscular enough to take on a chimp? Or is a chimp just going to gently caress anyone's poo poo up even if they're a 7 foot, 400 lbs strongman? There are probably some humans around that could fight a chimp to a draw, as in both sides are equally losers. I don't think there are any that would actually "win", as in, "walk away afterwards with barely a scratch".
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sigher posted:Forget the average goon vs chimp debate, is there anyone that's big and muscular enough to take on a chimp? Or is a chimp just going to gently caress anyone's poo poo up even if they're a 7 foot, 400 lbs strongman? Knowing the guys I train with they lack the mobility to protect their dick from the initial attack and well after that it doesn't really matter how big you are, if you just got your dick ripped off by a chimp the fight is probably over and you are praying for a quick death.
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The Real Amethyst posted:I met a 3 legged rottweiler once and me and my friend were laughing/pointing at it but then we got into an argument: do you think you could win in a fight against a 3 legged rottweiler, missing one of it's rear legs. I have a 12 year old (maybe older) cat missing a back leg that you would want no part of if she got it in her mind to fight. She limps around most of the time but when its time to go, it's amazing. We had a younger cat with all four legs and she could run her down, no problem. Until the 4 legged cat would jump up on the table. She's also a very skilled mouser. And she's not afraid of that thing your dog is terrified of. In fact, she loves the poo poo out of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y2n2xsGUTU
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I could watch kids falling and getting hurt all day, nothing funnier than that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvtkGYuzOyo
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Wistful of Dollars posted:How to open a door. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq-2USGVoEE Rebel Blob fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Dec 30, 2021 |
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Sagebrush posted:lady apes have puffier vaginas though. for some reason this is weirder than them having puffier vulvas. I don’t really want to understand the reason, I think
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