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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BuckyDoneGun posted:

My bad, I followed back through the thread but was still confused. Yeah that E35 always looked sharp, although made me want a 5 coupe instead.


Other coupe that should have been made but wasn't: Holden Coupe 60




I am eternally annoyed that didn't exist. It was a license to print money.

Oops and this one too

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Dec 28, 2021

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009






Factory leather in a regular cab dually with a 5 speed.

Just maximum truck.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Powershift posted:



Factory leather in a regular cab dually with a 5 speed.

Just maximum truck.

LOL that Valentine RADAR Detector and the shifter length.

Speaking of RADAR:

1959 Cadillac Cyclone


quote:

See those two black cones where the 1959 Cadillac Cyclone’s headlights should be? Those are the radars for the car’s crash-avoidance system, a technology you might recognize as today’s adaptive cruise control. If the car sensed an approaching object, it would set of a series of warning lights and a high-pitched beep, and car could even automatically apply the brakes.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
Warning: this is silly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhuKSSCRc14

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

This was actually great, aside from the pos hyundai getz

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


snugglz posted:

the Hydraulic Press Channel guys blew up their friends (broken) Model S



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG9Izqp6WWU

Of all the things in that video, the slow-mo that happens to show how the det cord fires was interesting to me.


tax:

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Powershift posted:





Factory leather in a regular cab dually with a 5 speed.

Just maximum truck.

A friend of mine had one these (sans leather) and I couldn't understand the appeal. No storage, rode like a floor jack and that shifter throw crosses time zones. I guess he liked the look of it???

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Arson Daily posted:

A friend of mine had one these (sans leather) and I couldn't understand the appeal. No storage, rode like a floor jack and that shifter throw crosses time zones. I guess he liked the look of it???

It knows what it is and it doesn't try to be anything else. Just a well-built no-frills hammer ready to bang nails all day long.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Arson Daily posted:

rode like a floor jack

This is fantastic, and I’m stealing it.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Arson Daily posted:

A friend of mine had one these (sans leather) and I couldn't understand the appeal. No storage, rode like a floor jack and that shifter throw crosses time zones. I guess he liked the look of it???

That's a proper tow pig (or would be with a 7.3 in it). They actually ride nice once you load them up, which is what they were made for. You can also back your trailer in somewhere without backing around something the size of the entire state of Delaware because the wheelbase isn't stupid long like with the quad cab ones.

The shifter throw........that's just leftover 70s ford that was still very much of the time that thing was made. I grew up with that poo poo so I find it quaint. You can adjust the radio in 3rd with your hand still resting on the shifter knob.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Arson Daily posted:

A friend of mine had one these (sans leather) and I couldn't understand the appeal. No storage, rode like a floor jack and that shifter throw crosses time zones. I guess he liked the look of it???

This is why the markets full of 3/4-1 ton diesels with a limo's worth of bodwork and interiors fancier than what Bentley peddled to the masses in the same era of this superduty.

Trucks are meant for workin'! Not haulin microdicks, fat wives, and commuting to middle management jobs. :v:


more heavy duty goodness.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

It knows what it is and it doesn't try to be anything else. Just a well-built no-frills hammer ready to bang nails all day long.

I should have been more clear: I totally understand it's utility from a work standpoint and lament that trucks are so full luxury accoutrements nowadays. He just sort of....drove it though? He could have easily gotten away with a sedan with the amount of hauling he did. Now he's got a brand new crew cab super duty and it's like trying to dd a uhaul box truck.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

madeintaipei posted:

gently caress it. If it works in squeeze-bore firearms, it'll work on a Trans Am.

I missed the aircooled, offroad thing. A race track is offroad, right?



MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?

My god this thing is glorious. I'm in love.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Arson Daily posted:

A friend of mine had one these (sans leather) and I couldn't understand the appeal. No storage, rode like a floor jack and that shifter throw crosses time zones. I guess he liked the look of it???

It's a truck, it's like 70% storage. Also, it's a truck, it rides like a truck. Also, it's a truck, so it has a truck shifter.




MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


:swoon:

Vanity plate: ROLNSHED

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Powershift posted:





Factory leather in a regular cab dually with a 5 speed.

Just maximum truck.

:bisonyes:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Arson Daily posted:

rode like a floor jack

I'll be using this later, thank you.

MrYenko posted:

This is fantastic, and I’m stealing it.

Yeah, what they said.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
Another day, another ad for a car a year off!

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

StormDrain posted:

Another day, another ad for a car a year off!



only half a year off, looks like

the '63.5 is a pretty attractive car...


but it's not as cool as a '64 (what is?)


pics added for tax purposes

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



StormDrain posted:

Another day, another ad for a car a year off!



Aw now I feel bad.

Tax:

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
I'm loving the vintage Ford fastback theme right now.

1963 Thunderbird Italien concept.

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PBCrunch
Jun 17, 2002

Lawrence Phillips Always #1 to Me


Yesterday was winter tire day. I didn't do a great job masking the Wheels of Teal for the pickup. I'm sure the paint will fall off the rubber with some driving and a trip or two through a car wash. That isn't happening today because it is cold.

PBCrunch fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Dec 30, 2021

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


PBCrunch posted:



Yesterday was winter tire day. I didn't do a great job masking the Wheels of Teal for the pickup. I'm sure the paint will fall off the rubber with some driving and a trip or two through a car wash. That isn't happening today because it is cold.


Yeaaaaaaaah buddy! :):respek::)




















Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Id like to think thats powered by a 213ci 4pot

A true half hemi

A Demi Hemi

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice

Powershift posted:

Yeaaaaaaaah buddy! :):respek::)






Teal wheel crew checking in (mines more of a neon blue tho, oops)

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


GOD IS BED posted:



Teal wheel crew checking in (mines more of a neon blue tho, oops)

Blue shoe crew welcomes all shades.


Rigged Death Trap posted:

Id like to think thats powered by a 213ci 4pot

A true half hemi

A Demi Hemi

I went back and checked to see if it maybe had a Honda T-series stuffed in there, which is technically a hemi, but nope, just the 1.2l k-series. Still awesome as gently caress though.


NYE is upon us so here is a whole bunch of awesome car stuff.

6 wheel smart i found for sale in Germany.




When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you are in EXTREME danger



To Valhalla!



3 seat datsun roadster. I did not know that was a thing. This makes at least 75% more sense than putting in 2 regular forward facing seats without any legroom.




74 Suzuki Fronte. Rear engine, rear wheel drive. Being the coupe, it's 2 stroke 350cc engine is water cooled(ooh la la) that had Posi-Force, SRIS, and EPIC. Only 1100lbs and with 38/62 weight distribution. I reckon a hayabusa engine in there could make it do wheelies.





Trying to remember what car this is, i thought it was a mitsubishi.



debated which thread this should go in, but work cars are cool, so. Party in the front, business in the back

Powershift fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Dec 31, 2021

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

I’m the Z06 wheels on the trailer.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


MrYenko posted:

I’m the Z06 wheels on the trailer.

Well the VW guys bought up all the salad shooters.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Powershift posted:

Well the VW guys bought up all the salad shooters.

Truly the most ironic thing in used wheels.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
Sorry kids no snow days





AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
Was out in Glastonbury yesterday and spotted this in the wild -

1938 Austin Seven. Looked like it was driven regularly, if not daily driven. Which is pretty awesome.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


AirRaid posted:

Was out in Glastonbury yesterday and spotted this in the wild -

1938 Austin Seven. Looked like it was driven regularly, if not daily driven. Which is pretty awesome.

I love those old timey number plates!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Humphreys posted:

I love those old timey number plates!



This made me curious so I googled "longest car ever" and it turns out it's that white one! It cuts off the sweet helipad in the back though.



But I'd rather have that wide boi.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Ror posted:

This made me curious so I googled "longest car ever" and it turns out it's that white one! It cuts off the sweet helipad in the back though.



But I'd rather have that wide boi.

I thought this was the longest one?

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Humphreys posted:

I love those old timey number plates!



It’s flat gently caress Friday already?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


When I win the lottery I want that widebody and host mobile jelly wrestling in it and cruise around a prominade.

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

cursedshitbox posted:

This is why the markets full of 3/4-1 ton diesels with a limo's worth of bodwork and interiors fancier than what Bentley peddled to the masses in the same era of this superduty.

Trucks are meant for workin'! Not haulin microdicks, fat wives, and commuting to middle management jobs. :v:


more heavy duty goodness.



Gimme more of this.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9KJ_f7REGw

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Apr 6, 2006




That dude is a magician. Seriously underrated channel.

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