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spacetoaster posted:AITA for deliberately making GBS threads my pants after my brother in law said to me "I dare you to poo poo your pants, bitch" quote:YTA I was on your side right up until it wasn’t in your own home or in neutral territory. You just don’t poo poo yourself in someone else’s house.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:01 |
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Mother fucker gave him a no win and this chumblefuck went, hey, teach, not only can I not save the kyobashi maru but I hope the transporter is working because pfffffffft
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:03 |
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r/relationships: I stood up, stared him in the eye, and poo poo my pants
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:14 |
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Cool Dad posted:r/relationships: I stood up, stared him in the eye, and poo poo my pants Hell yeah
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:15 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:That's not "respect", you are a laughing stock. That line is honestly one of the funniest/oblivious lines I've seen in any iteration of this thread. "I'm very respected for doing the dumbest stuff possible", yes I'm sure you are you complete dipstick. Who still does dares in their 30s??
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:21 |
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webmeister posted:That line is honestly one of the funniest/oblivious lines I've seen in any iteration of this thread. "I'm very respected for doing the dumbest stuff possible", yes I'm sure you are you complete dipstick. The cast of "Jackass"
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:22 |
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Also like we do Toxxes here and almost everyone is in their 30's or 40's
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:24 |
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Zore posted:Also like we do Toxxes here and almost everyone is in their 30's or 40's Nah, toxxing isn't a dare because someone else isn't coming up with what the person needs to do. What you're talking about is a mod challenge.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:34 |
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What is wrong with that man’s guts that he can just immediately poo poo on command?
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:37 |
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Metis of the Hallways posted:Link to original piss tub divorce machine post, + text lol thank you this story rules
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:42 |
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spacetoaster posted:AITA for deliberately making GBS threads my pants after my brother in law said to me "I dare you to poo poo your pants, bitch" Degrading yourself on command is a talent, right? This man's extraordinary gifts should be nurtured, someone call Professor X
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:48 |
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Hughlander posted:Wall of text that may be revenge fantasy but still thought it was satisfying enough to share... Very strong energy in that series of events/creative writing.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:52 |
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teen witch posted:ok, how are we feeling re: Is having some punctuation not allowed in thread titles impossible to fix?
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:52 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for not giving up my train seat? Yes, she kind of is, but he sucks too for harassing a 7 year old and making such a big deal about it that he got kicked off the train.
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QuarkJets posted:Degrading yourself on command is a talent, right? This man's extraordinary gifts should be nurtured, someone call Professor X I'm the best at what I do, but what I do ain't pretty.
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blackmet posted:Yes, she kind of is, but he sucks too for harassing a 7 year old and making such a big deal about it that he got kicked off the train. Yeah ESH, including the train company
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 07:00 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for not giving up my train seat? A handy rule of thumb is that if the staff is siding against the person who is technically in the right, that person is way out of line. Evicting paying customers is not good business and is not done unless strictly necessary. Zore posted:Why is that surprising? AITA and this thread are almost always on the same page if you go look up the story back there. I can't remember the last time their consensus was really buck wild or opposite the one here. The main difference between this thread and AITA is that they are really big on decorum over there, which wouldn't apply here because what this sister is doing is applying weapons-grade decorum. I have a couple friends who do the same thing and it's insanely powerful.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 07:18 |
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Cool Dad posted:r/relationships: I stood up, stared him in the eye, and poo poo my pants the two genders: he pissed on my head and i poo poo my pants wait... *checks notes in confusion* the...one gender?!
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 07:40 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:The main difference between this thread and AITA is that they are really big on decorum over there, which wouldn't apply here because what this sister is doing is applying weapons-grade decorum. I have a couple friends who do the same thing and it's insanely powerful. Yep. In that story about the woman who made a sarcastic remark after her manchild boyfriend left her alone to clean up the toilet his guest clogged, there were an uncomfortable number of comments saying she should have dropped it until they were alone. She's not even the one who brought it up though. His friend did, and then the guy tripped all over himself to explain that she liked cleaning and they were both happy with their division of labor. She'd tried talking privately about the chores before and he blew her off, but now she's supposed to stand there while he's putting words in her mouth? Though sometimes I have a hard time telling how many of the bad takes on that kind of story are decorum poisoning and how many are just good, old-fashioned sexism. The dude can behave like an absolute infant, ditch chores by claiming he's just no good at them, and brag to his buds about how his little woman has no complaints, but god forbid she not swallow all that and tiptoe around his feelings! And then he called his mom on her? I hope to hell that OP has the sense to send him back to his mommy for good.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 08:03 |
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deety posted:Though sometimes I have a hard time telling how many of the bad takes on that kind of story are decorum poisoning and how many are just good, old-fashioned sexism. There's lots of overlap.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 08:21 |
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kimbo305 posted:Is having some punctuation not allowed in thread titles impossible to fix? I have consistently gotten an error message when using an apostrophe and ONLY an apostrophe, but I know it’s doable (I checked last night) If anyone knows how to circumvent that please let me know because it’s been bugging me for some time
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 08:50 |
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It looks like you're using the slightly angled apostrophe (’) rather than the straight one ('). I was gonna say you're using the diacritical apostrophe, but that is a third kind of apostrophe (´) according to my keyboard, and yours (and the reddit post in question's) is not a key mine has at all. My wager is keyboard weirdness (possibly related to OS, because (’) seems to be the default on Apple products), and it would work if you copy paste the straight (') apostrophe from a post that uses it.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 09:03 |
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apparently not being able to put apostrophes in thread titles is a Thing, it just happened in another thread (can't remember which one of course)
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 09:05 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:It looks like you're using the slightly angled apostrophe (’) rather than the straight one ('). I was gonna say you're using the diacritical apostrophe, but that is a third kind of apostrophe (´) according to my keyboard, and yours (and the reddit post in question's) is not a key mine has at all. Bingo! And yes, that’s the default on iOS, which that might be good for someone to know about (even though you can get to the other types of apostrophes by holding down the key). gently caress, thank you, it’s bugged me for at least a solid year!!
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 09:07 |
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Cool! Now I also know how to tell if people are phone posting, which I don’t know if has any applicability but I'm sure can be applied for evil somehow.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Cool! Now I also know how to tell if people are phone posting, which I don’t know if has any applicability but I'm sure can be applied for evil somehow. Why is your post using two different apostrophes
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 09:54 |
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opsec
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 10:00 |
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My (34M) father(63) lied about a situation and now I'm trapped in his house for a monthquote:So three weeks ago my father asked me to "spend Christmas" with his badly traumatised house guest (48F). I actually like this person (as a friend) but up until now I've only really spent short periods of time with them. quote:Yes he absolutely does. His wife handles the money and she is a notoriously cheap person... except when it comes to buying her daughter a million dollar apartment in one a major city... quote:I was told I'd be staying at my dad's house with this person (I've done this previously over the odd weekend) and always enjoyed it. My father owns a 7 bedroom house in the nicest part of town so I enjoy going there and I have become friends with their houseguest. I'm keeping details vague about them because they escaped from a militant cult in another county, but one that has members in my county. quote:Not related to me or my father. He took them in from connections through his church. They live here with my dad and his wife, who take care of them normally. quote:I have begun collecting my compensation by drinking from his extensive wine collection
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teen witch posted:My (34M) father(63) lied about a situation and now I'm trapped in his house for a month Would it make me the rear end in a top hat to suggest OP just leave and call adult protective services?
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 12:32 |
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8one6 posted:Would it make me the rear end in a top hat to suggest OP just leave and call adult protective services? Op is in Canada which apparently doesn’t quite have APS which…is odd
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 12:36 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:What is wrong with that man’s guts that he can just immediately poo poo on command? Great post/avatar combo but also, is it a dare?
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL no one respects him for this. But people call him "the Daremeister"!!
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:
Wait, are you referring to the sister who is saying things like "why are you whispering about a pride flag?" as using "weapons-grade decorum"? I think she's just doing what people recommend you to do bring bigots down a peg: ask them to explain their bigotry.
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teen witch posted:My (34M) father(63) lied about a situation and now I'm trapped in his house for a month like I think this person actually just talks this way but what the hell
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OhAreThey posted:Wait, are you referring to the sister who is saying things like "why are you whispering about a pride flag?" as using "weapons-grade decorum"? I think she's just doing what people recommend you to do bring bigots down a peg: ask them to explain their bigotry. no
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quote:AITA for deliberately making GBS threads my pants after my brother in law said to me "I dare you to poo poo your pants, bitch"
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 14:36 |
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AITA for not drinking around my largely sober friends?quote:Over the new year I (25f) went to a small get together with some of my friends for the weekend. Since it was New Years Eve I packed several beers to enjoy while we were there. I've always been more of a drinker than this group of friends, think 1 or 2 drinks when we go out Vs. my 4 or 5.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 14:38 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not drinking around my largely sober friends? Strong vibes that 'largely sober' here is a euphamism for 'does not have a drinking problem'.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 14:42 |
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I'm gonna go with NTA on the drinking one judgemental people always think they are masters at pretending they're not judgemental
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not drinking around my largely sober friends? Geez, damned if you do, damned if you don't. I'm sober and if a heavy drinking friend of mine decided to stop drinking around me, I'd consider that a positive step.
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