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CRUSTY MINGE posted:loving christ. How are there not attorneys throwing themselves at him pro bono for an appeal? It’s frustrating as gently caress. Sorry to make you angry this morning. The double standards are insane, though.
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I'm angry every morning, so that's not on you. I breathe, eat, poo poo and sleep anger. Thank gently caress for weed.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I'm not going to rant about how he's a failure, but I'm also not buying it until I see it. Mr. Nice! posted:It was entirely just facebook posts. Dude had no criminal history or other record. I retract my previous post. gently caress Garland with a cactus.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I'm angry every morning, so that's not on you. You should bottle that all up, it's healthier that way (but only if you sell it and/or NFTitize it). https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1478684084821905412 quote:A reality TV star who sells her farts in jars has decided to stop selling them, despite making $1,000 per jar. But fans of her work shouldn’t worry too much. She’s still going to sell her farts as non-fungible tokens, more commonly known as NFTs.
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At what point do you just rebottle some CO2 and fart chemicals and sell them as your farts/bathwater/whatever? Its already a scam why do the actual legwork?
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M_Gargantua posted:At what point do you just rebottle some CO2 and fart chemicals and sell them as your farts/bathwater/whatever? Its already a scam why do the actual legwork? I've written an app where influencers can farm out their flatulence needs to gig economy workers, fartr.
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Homeopathic Liquid rear end
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Also who needs to radically change their diet in order to produce 7-8 farts a day?
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Couldn't she just slow down on the fart production and raise the price of new jars? Instead of doing 50 jarred farts a week, maybe knock out a dozen and tag them for $2-3k apiece? If someone is paying a grand for a fart in a jar, it seems pretty likely they'd pay even more. And they'd probably buy the NFT anyhow. Just open the new revenue stream and increase scarcity of the other while raising the price. She is clearly not thinking like much of a capitalist.
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ASAPI posted:So Kazakhstan is about to REALLY pop off. Telling the "security forces" to shoot anyone they please will certainly not cause any issues. I've seen a few posts around social media that it's more of a coup situation with Nazarbeyev loyalists supplying the populace directly out of the police armories but no idea how reliable that is or if it could be intentional disinfo
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or, perhaps the exact opposite of thatPaladinus posted:I see this conspiracy theory (in the sense that it's a theory about a conspiracy, not that it's necessarily wrong) from analysts and regular people on twitter across political spectrum that violent looters and rioters in Almaty were organised by Tokaev or someone from his clan to completely oust Nazarbayev. From Russian opposition to Russian nationalists, from Kazakh loyalists to protesters, there are people who voice this idea, even if they explain Tokaev's and Russia's end goals differently. Gulagu Net, for example, even published an email/letter from one of their FSB sources that claims convicts were armed and unleashed to cause unrest by the police to justify harsh suppression of protests elsewhere and the ongoing purge within the government (Nazarbaev is no longer on Security Council, all his ministers were removed), and that this tactic may later be used in Russia.
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Aw man, RIP to a real one: https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1479474871499427845 I never knew that Ghost Dad was the last movie that he directed.
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Ah that sucks. Lived a long rear end life though.
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Here's a piece of good news https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1479477988093829120 Even if the judge rules that they can get parole after 30 years, that's still pretty much a guarantee that two out of three of these shitbags will die in prison.
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Here's a headline that will brighten your day, and by "brighten your day" I mean "make veins stand out on your neck." https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7d7x3/tech-startup-wants-to-gamify-the-us-court-system-using-crypto-tokens
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Omicron has taken off big time in Australia, particularly in New South Wales - 38000 cases there alone yesterday- but they are cracking the gently caress down: 
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Madurai posted:Here's a headline that will brighten your day, and by "brighten your day" I mean "make veins stand out on your neck." "Move fast and break things." This is the cool motto for startups to follow
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Aw man, RIP to a real one: Sneakers. Best movie ever. Rest is soul.
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shame on an IGA posted:or, perhaps the exact opposite of that Goddamn talk about a cluster gently caress.
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stackofflapjacks posted:"Move fast and break things." I dunno, increasing access to the courts by crowdfunding doesnt seem like such a terrible idea. I hate crypto as much as the next middle aged goon but I dont see what is so objectionable about this process. In practice I imagine this will result in corporations hedging their own damages and potential liability or probably some other horrible outcome, but the spirit of what they are trying to accomplish seems worthwhile Grip it and rip it fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jan 7, 2022 |
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Some might say Kazakh has underlying social issues creating fissures in its national stability should the stabilising forces be disrupted for some reason. Aka an extra brutal dictatorship where people can only afford to trust family, is going to crack apart when the oppression suddenly stumbles for whatever reason. However long this takes it will never be very clear who stands where and why or even what they're doing. I hoped this would be Ceaușescu again but it aint. Looks more like the oppression party will violently decide which one of them will be in power soon-ish and everything goes back to status quo ThisIsJohnWayne fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jan 7, 2022 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:Sneakers. Best movie ever. Rest is soul. Be a beacon?
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Some might say Kazakh has underlying social issues creating fissures in its national stability should the stabilising forces be disrupted for some reason. Aka an extra brutal dictatorship where people can only afford to trust family, is going to crack apart when the oppression suddenly stumbles for whatever reason. However long this takes it will never be very clear who stands where and why or even what they're doing. Ceaușescu this aint. I heard an academic from a post-soviet republic argue once that the social contract in a lot of the post-soviet Asian countries is essentially "you leave us alone and we'll leave you alone" where the government and society operated in parallel without expecting much from each other. That kind of system is extremely susceptible to changes to the status quo like major price hikes for fuel.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Goddamn talk about a cluster gently caress. I wonder how this will affect the Russian space program seeing how they launch tons of poo poo out of the Baikonur Cosmodrome, which is in Kazakhstan. I imagine the Russian troops going in will lock it down post haste.
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Nuclear Tourist posted:I wonder how this will affect the Russian space program seeing how they launch tons of poo poo out of the Baikonur Cosmodrome, which is in Kazakhstan. I imagine the Russian troops going in will lock it down post haste. Baikonour isn't the sole kosmodrome Russia uses. Don't every space nerd know this? Vostochny is the newest one in any case
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Proud Christian Mom posted:nm im trying to argue with a rock Better to piss into the wind, at least your shoes get a quick wash.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Here's a piece of good news Update: watched the sentencing hearing. The McMichaels got life without parole + 20 and Bryan, the guy who filmed it, got life with possibility of parole. gently caress em all, they're still looking at federal charges too.
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The Crumbleys (Oxford shooter parents) knew. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2022/01/07/oxford-school-shooting-suspect-crumbley/9133569002/ quote:Oxford school shooting suspect Ethan Crumbley often texted his mom about "demons" and "ghosts" in the house, videotaped himself torturing animals, made Molotov cocktails at home, drew a sketch of himself shooting up his school in a journal, and once texted a friend "it's time to shoot up the school JK," prosecutors disclosed in court Friday. It's starting to make a lot of sense why the state/county prosecutors want to make a run at this case when it's kind of a stretch. Mr. Nice! posted:[Quebec] This is basically why I'm pissed about the Supreme Court likely tossing the OSHA vaccine mandate and governors coddling the unvaccinated. Make these fuckers' lives uncomfortable enough and they'll relent and benefit societ- *checks notes* https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1479540507508363267 or maybe not. Whatever, still a net benefit!
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Update: watched the sentencing hearing. The McMichaels got life without parole + 20 and Bryan, the guy who filmed it, got life with possibility of parole. gently caress em all, they're still looking at federal charges too. Worth linking the video of one part of the sentencing hearing: https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1479543463083446284 Our brains have been rewired to have our skin crawl at the slightest dead air in video/audio, so this was really something.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Baikonour isn't the sole kosmodrome Russia uses. Don't every space nerd know this? Vostochny is the newest one in any case The Cape isn't our sole spaceport either but losing it would be a massive blow to our launch capability.
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facialimpediment posted:Worth linking the video of one part of the sentencing hearing: That’s good. I had a prof who used to do criminal trials and she noted that if you need to collect your thoughts in court it’s ok to stand there saying nothing, as otherwise the transcript would say “attorney said give me a minute or said “hmm.” She also advised if detained by police all you say is “I want a lawyer” over and over as while requesting consul won’t harm your case, trying to explain everything away to the cops wasn’t the best idea for her past clients.
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Tiny Timbs posted:The Cape isn't our sole spaceport either but losing it would be a massive blow to our launch capability. It would be massively inconvenient but not crippling. You'd adapt and you would still get the cans up there
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Omicron has taken off big time in Australia, particularly in New South Wales - 38000 cases there alone yesterday- but they are cracking the gently caress down: I had assumed this was the case already.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:That’s good. I had a prof who used to do criminal trials and she noted that if you need to collect your thoughts in court it’s ok to stand there saying nothing, as otherwise the transcript would say “attorney said give me a minute or said “hmm.” She also advised if detained by police all you say is “I want a lawyer” over and over as while requesting consul won’t harm your case, trying to explain everything away to the cops wasn’t the best idea for her past clients. everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, after all
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Hyrax Attack! posted:She also advised if detained by police all you say is “I want a lawyer” over and over as while requesting consul won’t harm your case, trying to explain everything away to the cops wasn’t the best idea for her past clients. https://twitter.com/InvokeTheFifth/status/1476885869562929153 Not ironclad, but rarely a bad idea to shut the gently caress up.
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