Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/1480538584633520139?s=20

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

TinTower posted:



some k-pop stans? use slurs?? to cope???

Kpop did irreparable damage to an entire generation, far more so than anime.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

This Is the Zodiac posted:

Where's my "Discovered Piers Anthony Way Too Young" crew at?



I distinctly remember telling my mom when I was reading Xanth at like 10 that it wasn't a sex thing, it was just a joke and now I am very embarrassed.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

TinTower posted:



some k-pop stans? use slurs?? to cope???
Feeling cute, might bleach my skin and drop some f-slurs later, idk

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Knormal posted:

Feeling cute, might bleach my skin and drop some f-slurs later, idk

You shouldn't do that. It's very Unnormal.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Thankfully I never got into Piers Anthony, but I was way, way too into Robert Heinlein.

Not sure which is worse.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Piers Anthony has a horror novel called Firefly. It's not so much about a giant killer firefly as it a novel length defense of pedophilia. It's super gross. And there are no giant killer fireflies. I think it was just some alien goo.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Bargearse posted:

Thankfully I never got into Piers Anthony, but I was way, way too into Robert Heinlein.

Not sure which is worse.
Iirc the Heinlein "juveniles" were okay ... i.e. Citizen of the Galaxy; Have Spacesuit, Will Travel. It's when he had female characters things really broke down.

Literally the worst book I have ever tried to read was I Will Fear No Evil, about a rich old man having his brain transplanted into a young hot woman's body. One of the very few I could not finish.

Ambitious Spider posted:

Piers Anthony has a horror novel called Firefly. It's not so much about a giant killer firefly as it a novel length defense of pedophilia. It's super gross. And there are no giant killer fireflies. I think it was just some alien goo.
I don't remember that one at all, but Shade of a Tree had a relationship with a 50 something year old dad and teenaged babysitter. Might have been about where I checked out.

teethgrinder has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Jan 11, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I don't remember anything creepy in Mercycle but maybe I was just too young to see it.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Y'all are making me question reading a shitload of Gor books when I was a young teen. Like I knew they had some hosed up values but really didn't know how depraved it really was till many many years later

Bring back the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDSZ_bzudv0

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

teethgrinder posted:

Iirc the Heinlein "juveniles" were okay ... i.e. Citizen of the Galaxy; Have Spacesuit, Will Travel. It's when he had female characters things really broke down.

Literally the worst book I have ever tried to read was I Will Fear No Evil, about a rich old man having his brain transplanted into a young hot woman's body. One of the very few I could not finish.

Yeah, the moment I checked out was The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress. At least that had some neat sci-fi concepts, bogged down by a lot of libertarian horseshit.

nurmie
Dec 8, 2019

Bargearse posted:

Yeah, the moment I checked out was The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress. At least that had some neat sci-fi concepts, bogged down by a lot of libertarian horseshit.

"stranger in a strange land" was a rare book i had to drop around 2/3 in. i only got that far by sheer force of my hatred to it. it taught me a valuable lesson: "drop the books you hate early; they are not going to get better, they will only in fact get Worse"

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

nurmie posted:

"stranger in a strange land" was a rare book i had to drop around 2/3 in. i only got that far by sheer force of my hatred to it. it taught me a valuable lesson: "drop the books you hate early; they are not going to get better, they will only in fact get Worse"

I had pretty much the same reaction when I tried to revisit Starship Troopers. It opens with “bombing innocent civilians is OK if it forces their government to join the war on your side”, somehow I made it past that but I just couldn’t get past the chapter where Rico gets really horny over public executions.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I loved Heinlein, especially Moon is a Hrash Mistress, and I think I would be a worse leftist now if I hadn't gone through a libertarian phase from reading too much Heinlein at a younger age

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

Arivia posted:

I distinctly remember telling my mom when I was reading Xanth at like 10 that it wasn't a sex thing, it was just a joke and now I am very embarrassed.

You're really shouldn't be, Piers Anthony's Xanth writing was calculated to make the grossness seem normal and unobjectionable to kids in a way that makes me feel sick to my stomach in retrospect. It's really, really awful, and I ate it up at 10 as well. Not a kid's fault at all for not seeing that it was inappropriate.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

capitaldelendaest posted:

You're really shouldn't be, Piers Anthony's Xanth writing was calculated to make the grossness seem normal and unobjectionable to kids in a way that makes me feel sick to my stomach in retrospect. It's really, really awful, and I ate it up at 10 as well. Not a kid's fault at all for not seeing that it was inappropriate.

It's this. When you're only a teenager yourself, seeing your own weird nascent sexuality represented in fantastical fiction can be pretty gratifying. There's a place for that sort of thing, but not from this loving guy and his fixations on teen-retiree relationships

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Y'all are making me question reading a shitload of Gor books when I was a young teen. Like I knew they had some hosed up values but really didn't know how depraved it really was till many many years later
If you don't remember most of what you read, consider it a good thing. Do not, and this goes for everyone, willingly expose yourself to Gor.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

GWBBQ posted:

If you don't remember most of what you read, consider it a good thing. Do not, and this goes for everyone, willingly expose yourself to Gor.

:objection:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os-gE6rgmKI

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I read a lot of Piers Anthony but it was always kind of weird. Battle Circle, Adept books were okayish. I noped out after Bio of a Space Tyrant. Xanth were there but I stopped reading them after I was like ten.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Hey look the NFT bros are using that Mike Shinoda quote but randomly attributing it to others -probably because Shinoda acknowledged he was wrong and had no idea what he was talking about.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

CABOT!

AlbieQuirky posted:

How did she think “large ripe breasts” was the laugh line, and not “shapely pudendum,” though?

Eyes rolled so hard I never got to that line.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

capitaldelendaest posted:

You're really shouldn't be, Piers Anthony's Xanth writing was calculated to make the grossness seem normal and unobjectionable to kids in a way that makes me feel sick to my stomach in retrospect. It's really, really awful, and I ate it up at 10 as well. Not a kid's fault at all for not seeing that it was inappropriate.

that would make sense if it was a general discussion about xanth, yes. but i distinctly remember discussing with my mom how in this series the satyrs or something had to collect the panties of young girls but it totally wasn't for sex it wasn't that kind of book series. so i'm still pretty embarrassed.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Arivia posted:

that would make sense if it was a general discussion about xanth, yes. but i distinctly remember discussing with my mom how in this series the satyrs or something had to collect the panties of young girls but it totally wasn't for sex it wasn't that kind of book series. so i'm still pretty embarrassed.

"So, mom, you've seen the underpants gnomes in South Park, well, it's like th... I know I'm not supposed to be watching that either, but listen!"

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Coolness Averted posted:


Hey look the NFT bros are using that Mike Shinoda quote but randomly attributing it to others -probably because Shinoda acknowledged he was wrong and had no idea what he was talking about.

I've seen this image before, but with different text. It was definitely one of those "SIGMA MALE GRINDSET" type things though.

Why is Jonah Hill involved? :ohdear:

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

Arivia posted:

that would make sense if it was a general discussion about xanth, yes. but i distinctly remember discussing with my mom how in this series the satyrs or something had to collect the panties of young girls but it totally wasn't for sex it wasn't that kind of book series. so i'm still pretty embarrassed.

Fair enough, my sympathy for the embarassment.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Arivia posted:

that would make sense if it was a general discussion about xanth, yes. but i distinctly remember discussing with my mom how in this series the satyrs or something had to collect the panties of young girls but it totally wasn't for sex it wasn't that kind of book series. so i'm still pretty embarrassed.

you’re allowed to forget cringeworthy things from your childhood. Throw off your burdens and soar.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Read After Burning posted:

I've seen this image before, but with different text. It was definitely one of those "SIGMA MALE GRINDSET" type things though.

Why is Jonah Hill involved? :ohdear:

Jonah Hill Sigma Grindset

SIGMA BALLS

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Lol at the barely there nft thing "on" his shirt

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

christmas boots posted:

you’re allowed to forget cringeworthy things from your childhood. Throw off your burdens and soar.

I'm allowed to do a lot of things that aren't gonna happen no matter how much I would like for them to.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Inceltown posted:

I'm allowed to do a lot of things that aren't gonna happen no matter how much I would like for them to.

Lol I was sitting at my desk earlier and out of nowhere I remember something that happened when I was 13 there is no release from the curse of shame

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

christmas boots posted:

you’re allowed to forget cringeworthy things from your childhood. Throw off your burdens and soar.

If I did I would have no identity remaining at all

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Read After Burning posted:

Why is Jonah Hill involved? :ohdear:

I'm assuming he looks like the kind of guy who wouldsay incredibly stupid things all the time. Or he's just that clean and rad and powerful.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

i'll go with "what is the great replacement theory, a core neo nazi tenet" alec.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
"save the west" from what, exactly? please tell us. be specific.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He's with gbnews which was started by literal fascism publisher andy neil, it's not supposed to be subtle.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Light Gun Man posted:

"save the west" from what, exactly? please tell us. be specific.

We have to save it from from "wokeness," a threat so dire it necessitates an alliance with Nazis.

Wokeness is when you turn on the TV and there is a black and/or gay person.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


The thing you young folks don't realize is that Gor was the first easily-findable mainstream BDSM porn. Along those lines, Fifty Shades is pretty terrible, but it was the first mass-market BDSM porn aimed at women that they could read electronically. That was a big selling point: you could read your copy without people mocking you (or getting mad at you) for your reading tastes. Similarly, Gor just looked like Edgar Rice Burroughs knockoffs (which the first one pretty much was), so it was in mainstream bookstores.

File it with Sears underwear catalogues as things that nobody has to limit themselves to nowadays.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Dr Christmas posted:

We have to save it from from "wokeness," a threat so dire it necessitates an alliance with Nazis.

Wokeness is when you turn on the TV and there is a black and/or gay person.

and here i thought my life was dumb

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Arsenic Lupin posted:

The thing you young folks don't realize is that Gor was the first easily-findable mainstream BDSM porn. Along those lines, Fifty Shades is pretty terrible, but it was the first mass-market BDSM porn aimed at women that they could read electronically. That was a big selling point: you could read your copy without people mocking you (or getting mad at you) for your reading tastes. Similarly, Gor just looked like Edgar Rice Burroughs knockoffs (which the first one pretty much was), so it was in mainstream bookstores.

File it with Sears underwear catalogues as things that nobody has to limit themselves to nowadays.

The cactus plant next to the spider plant shuddered. It attempted to cover its small form with its small arms and small needles. "I am plant," it said wonderingly. "I am of Earth, but for the first time, I feel myself truly plantlike. On Earth, I was able to control my watering. I often scorned those who would water me. But they were weak, and did not see my scorn for what it was, the weak attempt of a small plant to protect itself. Not one of the weak Earth waterers would dare to water a plant if it did not wish it. But on Gor," it shuddered, "on Gor it is different. Here, those who wish to water will water their plants as they wish. But strangely, I feel myself most plantlike when I am at the mercy of a strong Gorean master, who may water me as he pleases."

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Content warning: pedo poo poo

Chloe Jessica posted:

Bio of a Space Tyrant, also by Anthony, was essentially an astropolitical thriller, projecting the Cold War into space and telling the story of a Hispanic immigrant to Jupiter who becomes supreme ruler of the solar system or something

the first book has an uncensored gang rape scene and the fourth one has the protagonist engaging in a romantic and sexual relationship with a developmentally disabled teenager and it's presented as helping her deal with her handicap

Also the developmentally disabled youth initiated the relationship through VR so he didn't know she was underage until they had been doing it in VR for a while so really it was all her fault.

Honestly I think the worst relationship in those books might have been a background one. His first girlfriend. They are both teens when they meet on the 'boat'. Her backstory is that her impoverished family rented her out to a rich pedophile when she was 5. She cried the first time but promised not to cry after that. She called him uncle. She got to have nice things and a good online education, plus the pedo sent her family money every month. It was presented as a very happy and mutually beneficial relationship. A relationship that ended abruptly when she was 11 and started to go through puberty, ruining his attraction for her. He said he'd already kept her a couple years past his age preference, because he cared for her so much, but now it just wouldn't work. This is presented as tragic for both of them. He will never be able to settle down because the girls keep getting too old for him, and she has to go back to her poor family and find work because they are poorer now without his payments.

Really laying it on to make the pedo a tragic figure rather than a monstrous one.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply