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Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Low pressure implosion
Inversion undoing
Chained calamity
Atmospheric sink hole
Fracked super heated down force
Rogue frozen cone
Orb

E: snipe of irregular atmospheric horror

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Naramyth posted:

we had -46f windchill like 10 days ago suck it up southerner

This is like the one thing I can lord over people while being from ND. LET ME HAVE THIS

we had -58 bitch

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
we had -104

Ghost Toast
Nov 4, 2005

we had –459.67°F wind chill with a rogue atmospheric tachyon lake tunneling event

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




when you passed -420.69 did your corpse giggle?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

SirPablo posted:

we had -104

0 Kelvin

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

Real hurthling! posted:

when you passed -420.69 did your corpse giggle?

No but it farted

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
windchill is also a cowards number, just say the real temp

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




whats more real the number on some glass tube or the convulsive shivering in your body?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Ball Sweat Index

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Real hurthling! posted:

whats more real the number on some glass tube or the convulsive shivering in your body?

it was only invented so the weather channel would have bigger numbers to throw around

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
stocked up and ready for the impending coldapocalypse. may all the great lakes freeze over so we can build high speed ice rail between regions. amen

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Bip Roberts posted:

humidex is also a cowards number, just say the real temp

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Bip Roberts posted:

windchill is also a cowards number, just say the real temp

yeah well my windows are drafty.

also almost gave myself frostbite while biking because im an idiot

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

Winter storm going to dive down the plains, hook through the southeast, then up to New England.

https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/wwd/wssi/wssi.php



complete and utter bullshit this goes right around me need a god drat blizzard to shut schools for a week ffs

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



it's been very nice in the big flat middle part of the US

no canes, quakes settling down (i think they ran out of gas to fracture out), tornado alley moved a few hundred miles east-

wildfires on the prairie but everyone who has ever built anything here knows those are coming now and again, ordinary amounts of cold so far this winter with balmy days like today

If this keeps up I have a feeling that property value is gonna rocket around here

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Yes thats the take away.

Zarin
Nov 11, 2008

I SEE YOU

RandomBlue posted:

Those are the good spiders, they eat the bad spiders like brown recluses.

Which ones are those? The good ones, I mean.

I don't believe I've ever seen a BR in person and I pray I never do. That would potentially be a "burn it down and let God sort it out" event for me.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

uh no massive heat waves and dust storms are coming to the great plains like this just happened less than 100 years ago stop thinking your hometown is magically safe for no reason lol

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Zarin posted:

Which ones are those? The good ones, I mean.

I don't believe I've ever seen a BR in person and I pray I never do. That would potentially be a "burn it down and let God sort it out" event for me.

wolf spider?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I think 2022 gonna be the year of the tsunami of scorpions or the bee tornados

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Slider posted:

stocked up and ready for the impending coldapocalypse. may all the great lakes freeze over so we can build high speed ice rail between regions. amen
It will just be destroyed when they thaw because its 50 and raining the next week.

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
nice to see the december 28th incher finally melting (16 days to melt & sublimate one inch of snow)

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Zarin posted:

Which ones are those? The good ones, I mean.

I don't believe I've ever seen a BR in person and I pray I never do. That would potentially be a "burn it down and let God sort it out" event for me.

Radirot posted:

wolf spider?

Yup, wolf spider, get tons of them here along with some brown recluses and black widows. Found a brown recluse climbing up my bathroom wall a few months back so now wolf spiders are my best friend even though I hate spiders.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


you're too cold, we're too hot

https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1481746957286752260

50.7c is 123f

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
lol that owns

also when I lived in Duluth we had a couple weeks where the high temperature didn’t get above -10F and also that’s when my furnace poo poo the bed

stay warm

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Helith posted:

50.7c is 123f

when i read this im just hearing "its easy as abc" in the jackson 5 voices

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

thank u reddit bot

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


WaryWarren posted:

thank u reddit bot

???

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

not understanding that joke means you read the correct amount of Reddit comment sections

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


what, none? because I don’t read Reddit

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Helith posted:

what, none? because I don’t read Reddit

There’s a series of annoying bots on Reddit that take any units of measurements that anyone uses in a title, post, or comment and convert them from SI to U.S. customary or vice versa.

These have escalated into novelty bots that convert to useless units like hogsheads and Smoots and barn-lightyears.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


oooh, sorry I ruined your joke WaryWarren :imunfunny:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
reddit sounds fuckin annoying

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

if you can't eat them then you just have a big rear end boar laying around decomposing, seems inconvenient

the buzzards gotta eat too

big land owners in Texas mostly let shot boars sit, I think, given the number of vultures I see hanging out

e: 2022 I am putting a bet on space weather being important

wolfs has issued a correction as of 07:18 on Jan 14, 2022

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Platystemon posted:

There’s a series of annoying bots on Reddit that take any units of measurements that anyone uses in a title, post, or comment and convert them from SI to U.S. customary or vice versa.

These have escalated into novelty bots that convert to useless units like hogsheads and Smoots and barn-lightyears.

And the difference in between 0-11 and 12-18 year old people I'd guess

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
It still blows my mind that British Columbia hit 121F last summer. It seems impossible.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Hold on to your butts.

https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/wwd/wssi/wssi.php

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Helith posted:

oooh, sorry I ruined your joke WaryWarren :imunfunny:

:hfive:

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

wolfs posted:

e: 2022 I am putting a bet on space weather being important

a full blown carrington event would really spice up the year

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