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Jan 14, 2022 18:51
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Just degrading my partner behind their back for social points you know just comp sci things we like to joke around everyone knows that.
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Jan 14, 2022 18:53
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Just degrading my partner and her intelligence as I sit in a remedial class for the modules I failed last year
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Jan 14, 2022 18:58
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my academic girlfriend a trophy wife as a joke? quote:If you know computer science dudes, you’ll know we like to joke around a lot. quote:I accept that Im an rear end in a top hat, not because of all your abuse but because of the kind of people agreeing with me.
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Jan 14, 2022 19:03
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mediaphage posted:My (22F) boyfriend (29M) is addicted to doritos and its straining our relationship Bf's internal monologue as he munches on his bag: I gotta have my reets. Whorelord posted:For real I can't have salted doritos in my house or I'll be likely to eat them all in one sitting. Actual cocaine would last longer. I had to google this -- where are Lightly Salted Doritos sold?
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Jan 14, 2022 19:39
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AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops?quote:I bought a house seven years ago and I met my fiance, Al, four years ago This year he moved in. We're talking about making it a home for both of us. This woman is too good for this world, and she should put those notes back up after throwing out the fiance.
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Jan 14, 2022 19:40
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kimbo305 posted:I had to google this -- where are Lightly Salted Doritos sold? I suspect she means standard tortilla chips.
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Jan 14, 2022 19:47
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? quote:He said I was making stuff hard for him, his mom was really protective and adjusting to him moving in with a girlfriend for the first time, There is a very small age range where this is an acceptable thing to be worried about. Considering she bought a house and had lived there for 7 years, I think he is waaaaaay out of the age bracket. I'm picturing a guy in his mid-30's and his mom is still heavily involved in his life.
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Jan 14, 2022 19:55
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? LMAO girl owns.
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Jan 14, 2022 19:58
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? r/relationships: I will not just gently caress my way to the top of the company, I will gently caress my way to the top of the world! *MIL squints looking at note* "Well, she's ambitious I'll give her that" Uncle Enzo fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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Jan 14, 2022 19:58
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? I had a friend's wife that would come over to take care of my cat if I needed to be gone for a few days and when she would make jokes about snooping through my house I told her "Go ahead but be careful, you might actually find what you're looking for." She would change her tune real quick. Its like these people never think about what happens when they FIND the weird poo poo. This woman owns and should get rid of her mama's boy partner. Then again it might be fun to keep on escalating what she's hiding the more MIL snoops. Let's see if MIL keeps on snooping after she hides a strap on dildo somewhere with a post-it note on it that says "For Pegging." Then watch and laugh as he tries to explain it to his mom.
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Jan 14, 2022 20:00
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Uncle Enzo posted:r/relationships: I will not just gently caress my way to the top of the company, I will gently caress my way to the top of the world! IKs do the needful
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Jan 14, 2022 20:02
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InsertPotPun posted:i wonder if he means the computer science dudes that are agreeing with him? I think that's what he means, yeah. He's seeing sexist pieces of poo poo agreeing with him and going "oh god what am I doing."
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Jan 14, 2022 20:05
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Seth Pecksniff posted:IKs do the needful Won't fit you git.
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Jan 14, 2022 20:10
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Won't fit you git. r/relationships: I will gently caress my way to the top of the world! works just fine 
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Jan 14, 2022 20:11
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kimbo305 posted:I had to google this -- where are Lightly Salted Doritos sold? UK has em 
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Jan 14, 2022 20:13
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AceClown posted:UK has em In the UK this counts as "Xtreme spicy doritos".
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Jan 14, 2022 20:16
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? It's perfectly okay not to let a snooping bastard into your house. The guy not being able to have proper boundaries with his mother is a bad sign for later. OP will end up posting on Just no MIL in a few months. Sodium Chloride fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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Jan 14, 2022 20:18
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Neito posted:In the UK this counts as "Xtreme spicy doritos". 
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Jan 14, 2022 20:28
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? She rules. I wanna date this legendary boobed woman
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Jan 14, 2022 20:37
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the holy poopacy posted:r/relationships: I will gently caress my way to the top of the world! works just fine Uncross those arms.
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Jan 14, 2022 20:39
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Uncross those arms. r/relationships: I will gently caress my way to the top of the world! works just fine 
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Jan 14, 2022 20:45
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limp_cheese posted:Let's see if MIL keeps on snooping after she hides a strap on dildo somewhere with a post-it note on it that says "For Pegging." Then watch and laugh as he tries to explain it to his mom. This is the way
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Jan 14, 2022 20:45
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Hide a bear trap. Stand your ground. USA #1
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Jan 14, 2022 20:47
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And, of course, the kind of person who would snoop in your stuff would take being told to stay out of your stuff as a sign that they haven't even found the truly hosed up poo poo yet.
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Jan 14, 2022 20:47
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Variable 5 posted:Which Pixar movie led her to believe that? Soul
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Jan 14, 2022 20:51
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? This lady owns. And it's less of a hassle than cleaning up after a snooping MIL triggers your glitter bomb trap. AITA for throwing away my autistic best friends blanket because his gf told me to? quote:First of all my best friend is 24 high functioning autistic. Despite this he has a strong social group, is considered handsome by women and has a good paying full time job.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:01
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my academic girlfriend a trophy wife as a joke? I am a dev and I would bounce someone so fast out of an interview if they had a mug like that. Not only that, but also my coworkers are very on point with any sort of sexism/dude bro mentality and bounce them as well. If he tries to go to any shop that's bigger than a smallish startup or not inherently toxic, he's gonna learn hard and fast that "haha jokes with the dudes" is gonna get you sidelined and shrink your network to "only other lovely bros". Shirec fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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Jan 14, 2022 21:03
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Break up with the loser, marry the drinking buddy.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:06
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for throwing away my autistic best friends blanket because his gf told me to? quote:My IRL friends all sided with me... This has led me to believe I was in the right.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:08
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DACK FAYDEN posted:lmao sure buddy at least it's a small solace to know that sometimes the op will actually take a YTA to heart and try to fix the mess they made.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:10
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it's amazing how much just having a lovely family/friend group can make people have totally warped sense of right and wrong.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:12
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teen witch posted:I swear we know the same guy. I am weird as hell because I'm an American but I LOVE salmiakki. I was absolutely delighted when I visited Stockholm for the first time and discovered the salmiakki / raspberry combo - MAX had a milkshake with that flavor at the time. The Lakrits store is just amazing, too. My friends in Stockholm think I'm odd for liking salmiakki too, for what it's worth.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:13
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Jealous of a blanket. This is even worse than the "If my girlfriend loves her cat, who else could she be loving behind my back?" guy.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:14
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for telling my brothers pregnant wife she can give birth in an ally for all I care quote:Edit so my brother and his wife have been kicked out as of one hour ago. My sister in law told me this morning she’d make the next 30 days hell on earth for us and blasted music when the baby was sleeping, put on horror movies on the family tv while my kids were in the Room, messed up both the bathrooms even left the tubs full than made a ton of food without eating much of it or cleaning up. They were extremely rude and went out of their way to insult my wife and children thinking I had to legally let them stay the 30 days when I don’t! so you can imagine their faces when I started throwing their stuff into the front garden they threatened to call the police when that didn’t work and they knew I wasn’t backing down  Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops? Doctor Butts posted:There is a very small age range where this is an acceptable thing to be worried about. Considering she bought a house and had lived there for 7 years, I think he is waaaaaay out of the age bracket. I'm picturing a guy in his mid-30's and his mom is still heavily involved in his life. In a comment OP says he's 25, so unless OP bought her house at 18 I'm a little  at what her own age is.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:23
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Dr. Stab posted:Jealous of a blanket. This is even worse than the "If my girlfriend loves her cat, who else could she be loving behind my back?" guy. I remember that post, it was awesome. poo poo like the guy getting insanely jealous because the cat lays on her lap or whatever. Just a man who believes every waking moment of that girl's life should be worshipping the ground he walks on and showing 0 affection to literally anything else. This is a different story from the recent one where the guy was having a meltdown because his gf was kissing her cat. Just the most fragile of male egos while talking about how logical and strong men are.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:25
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Do not date mama's boys. Do not date anyone who will put their crazy parents before you. Do not date people who will put appeasing their toxic family above you. Just do not.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:27
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limp_cheese posted:I remember that post, it was awesome. poo poo like the guy getting insanely jealous because the cat lays on her lap or whatever. Just a man who believes every waking moment of that girl's life should be worshipping the ground he walks on and showing 0 affection to literally anything else. That was the one where he was like "The smug prick staring at me from atop my girlfriend's tits" or something about the cat, right?
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Jan 14, 2022 21:31
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so she got her boyfriend's second best friend to eliminate his best friend and now she has him all to herself but he's not the same without the support system she dismantled? guys, i stole a treasured possession from my friend for no reason. am i in the wrong??
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Jan 14, 2022 21:33
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jazzyhattrick posted:What do you even do if your kid is just an irredeemable piece of poo poo? Stick them them a cheap boarding school until you can cut contact when they turn 18? https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/when-your-child-is-a-psychopath/524502/
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