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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpv7qR6VL4

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
If I were Josh Allen, I don't think I would need the viagra. At this point in the game I would be fully errect all on my own.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

This is majestic

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
All the rushing TDs

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Oh this is good

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Singletary for seven!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Do a Josh Allen play action rollout with blocking on the perimeter and it's a touchdown

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Luckily for Pats fans their team isn’t playing until tomorrow.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Real life NFL has rubber band AI

28-3 unleashed some powerful forces in the NFL

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Like I got my hopes with the Raiders but maybe the Bills won't let me down either by winning or causing my cousin do some drunk poo poo like lick a pole at the stadium.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Josh McDaniel just wants out of town.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
love the bills baby

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Pats getting crushed, this is kinda nuts

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Here's hoping Josh Allen Dan Marino's Bill Belichick

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
dont stop

keep going

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m posting with one hand right now :fap:

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Score every drive. gently caress a pat.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1482534734181851149

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

Luckily for Pats fans their team isn’t playing until tomorrow.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

HyperPuma posted:

dont stop

keep going

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"Playoff Mitch" is on the table people

Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

Wiltsghost posted:

Pats getting crushed, this is kinda nuts

We knew this was going to happen. This isn't a playoff team.

Go Bucs!

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Won’t someone think of the folding tables

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014


Lol

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Lieutenant Centaur posted:

We knew this was going to happen. This isn't a playoff team.

Go Bucs!

Lol.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

That Which Squeaks posted:

Just falling into our cunning trap :patssay:

Bill’s already sold his soul and taken a 2nd mortgage on it to the devil, he’s going to have to deal with Chaos Undivided now.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

not a fan of this result thus far nor of this day on which we bured my grandmother and i had to miss it because i developed covid symptoms last night (negative tests so far) :negative:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
This Bills team rules. So many fun players.

I say it every year but Bills/Packers Super Bowl. :hellyeah:

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



HyperPuma posted:

dont stop

keep going

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
look at all you fools counting out touchdown tom

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Need a punt return touchdown by the bills

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Play posted:

Not really because basic statistics don't attempt to do that, they just tabulate numbers. But yeah, statistics that attempt to tell you exactly what you should do in a certain situation are always going to be flawed.

Like how the surrender index didn't account for how the Pats are getting their asses handed to them, can't stop poo poo, and so probably shouldn't have punted!

I can see your point but in my own opinion it's not supposed to tell them what to do in the situation, only how what they did do stacks up to other punts from that down and distance and field position, etc.

I will say I still find the punt-cowardice index a pretty dumb stat anyway so I'm more than happy to agree to disagree since I don't like it anyhow

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

xbilkis posted:

"Playoff Mitch" is on the table people

“Super Bowl Champion Mitch” is on the table :getin:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

bean mom posted:

not a fan of this result thus far nor of this day on which we bured my grandmother and i had to miss it because i developed covid symptoms last night (negative tests so far) :negative:

awww I'm sorry. hope you feel better soon and can remember the good times you had with your grandma

football doesn't matter for poo poo compared to that stuff

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

They can shut out poo poo teams like the Jags but when they played teams that weren't Jacksonville or broken Baker Mayfield they couldn't get a stop when they needed to and got lit up by the Bills last time they played them. They also have a couple guys banged up and are missing Jalen Mills, who laughably, is their second best corner.

It's like their defense in 2019. Feasted on a bunch of bad offenses and then looked like huge frauds against the real QBs

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Let the Mac Jones legend be born

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Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

The punt cowardice index is good

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