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Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

The bit about not being able to film within 500 feet of schools was more accurate than they could have known.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

davidspackage posted:

Can't remember which thread I saw the poster for the Christian No-vax movie 2025 in, but:

https://twitter.com/ErikRobson/status/1482890636315402253?t=iSTV5hijxCkneW9B7xORww&s=19

I am what you might call a hack-ur

Posting bad porno in this thread is cheating



Wolf related injuries you say?
https://youtu.be/XVGw993X9qE

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

muscles like this! posted:

What is up with those subtitles?

I imagine the script is just one giant run-on sentence, and the actors just pick and choose parts to say.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
I don't understand how their is an entire 2025 series of movies but "2025 Make America Purge Again" looks like a full on race war movie.




2025: Make America Purge Again (2021)

In the year 2025, the 45th President of the United States of America is back for his 2rd term in office and re-implements the Purge. With the 2nd Mexican border wall in the works, Homeland Security is cracking down on criminals to Make America Safe Again. Bill Wilson makes the bust of his career by taking down a member of the Mexican Drug Cartel and makes a small seizure of narcotics and cash that draw interest from a group of dirty agents. The following night, the night of the annual purge, Bill receives some unexpected visitors that pay him and his family a visit as they attempt to survive the next 12 hours by safety in numbers.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Is the ninja chick with the katana good or bad I can never tell with the alt right

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Also I know reactionary movies love to suggest sexual violence on their covers but lol that it’s the Mormon twink looking dude

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

B-Rock452 posted:

I don't understand how their is an entire 2025 series of movies but "2025 Make America Purge Again" looks like a full on race war movie.




2025: Make America Purge Again (2021)

In the year 2025, the 45th President of the United States of America is back for his 2rd term in office and re-implements the Purge. With the 2nd Mexican border wall in the works, Homeland Security is cracking down on criminals to Make America Safe Again. Bill Wilson makes the bust of his career by taking down a member of the Mexican Drug Cartel and makes a small seizure of narcotics and cash that draw interest from a group of dirty agents. The following night, the night of the annual purge, Bill receives some unexpected visitors that pay him and his family a visit as they attempt to survive the next 12 hours by safety in numbers.

How loud can a dog whistle be before it's just outright shouting?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

DarkSol posted:

How loud can a dog whistle be before it's just outright shouting?
This is a child's tantrum.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Ironic that a guy who combs his hair like that can be justifiably be called a groomer.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I AM GRANDO posted:

Ironic that a guy who combs his hair like that can be justifiably be called a groomer.

lmao

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

He was 24 and started dating that girl when she was 14

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Codependent Poster posted:

He was 24 and started dating that girl when she was 14

:thejoke:

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Is the idea of "The Purge" just so widespread now that anyone can make a movie just outright using the concept of the Purge?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
The Purge for Dogs

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Alan Smithee posted:

The Purge for Dogs

Excuse me.

Purge Buddies.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Alan Smithee posted:

The Purge for Dogs
Love in the Time of Purge

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Alan Smithee posted:

Posting bad porno in this thread is cheating

Wolf related injuries you say?
https://youtu.be/XVGw993X9qE

The hotel that was filmed at probably wishes it was a porno. That would be far more dignified.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Chairman Capone posted:

Is the idea of "The Purge" just so widespread now that anyone can make a movie just outright using the concept of the Purge?

I'm not 100% convinced they know the Purge is fiction

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I'm baffled by the seeming unrelated-ness of those two 2025 movies

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Chairman Capone posted:

Is the idea of "The Purge" just so widespread now that anyone can make a movie just outright using the concept of the Purge?

in the Imperium, it's called "The Orange Purge"

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
There is No God in 2025: The Purgewar Virus

The True President takes command of the American Empire in 2024, but treasonous protests cause a national shutdown that spreads communism in all the places. a Good Man, Dr. Goodman, lectures the remaining Free Thinkers about the Real Truth behind the founding of America, which AnTiFa is against. A terrorist attack in his classroom unleashes a leathal virus, which is fake, requiring Dr. Goodman to call upon his Seal Team Bravo skills to help his students survive the yearly Purge Night and spread the message of Democracy and Christian God's Truth.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Purge Baby

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Chairman Capone posted:

Is the idea of "The Purge" just so widespread now that anyone can make a movie just outright using the concept of the Purge?

I do wonder if this is stealing enough that Universal has a lawsuit. Mainly because they're putting the whole "purge" thing in the title of the movie.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
You could mix these in with the trivia for The Blood Grinder and nobody would know which was which.

Small Strange Bird fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jan 17, 2022

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

FilthyImp posted:

There is No God in 2025: The Purgewar Virus

The True President takes command of the American Empire in 2024, but treasonous protests cause a national shutdown that spreads communism in all the places. a Good Man, Dr. Goodman, lectures the remaining Free Thinkers about the Real Truth behind the founding of America, which AnTiFa is against. A terrorist attack in his classroom unleashes a leathal virus, which is fake, requiring Dr. Goodman to call upon his Seal Team Bravo skills to help his students survive the yearly Purge Night and spread the message of Democracy and Christian God's Truth.

i literallly can't tell if u just made this up or if u are summarizing that actual movie

i need to watch that terrible movie lmao

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FilthyImp posted:

There is No God in 2025: The Purgewar Virus

The True President takes command of the American Empire in 2024, but treasonous protests cause a national shutdown that spreads communism in all the places. a Good Man, Dr. Goodman, lectures the remaining Free Thinkers about the Real Truth behind the founding of America, which AnTiFa is against. A terrorist attack in his classroom unleashes a leathal virus, which is fake, requiring Dr. Goodman to call upon his Seal Team Bravo skills to help his students survive the yearly Purge Night and spread the message of Democracy and Christian God's Truth.

starring Kevin Sorbo as-

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Alan Smithee posted:

starring Kevin Sorbo as-
Kevin Sorbo OBVIOUSLY would be both Dr. Goodman and the very Presidential President who singlehandedly gets rid of Antifa and the Fake Virus that nobody caught anyway.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Supported by Dean Kain and Gina Carano as-

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

Supported by Dean Kain and Gina Carano as-

...Dean Cain and Gina Carano.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the vfx of them being nailed to the cross of cancel culture was laughably amateurish and the metaphor over the top but still it's the closest thing to a MCU the CHUDs have so let them have some fun

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


FilthyImp posted:

There is No God in 2025: The Purgewar Virus

The True President takes command of the American Empire in 2024, but treasonous protests cause a national shutdown that spreads communism in all the places. a Good Man, Dr. Goodman, lectures the remaining Free Thinkers about the Real Truth behind the founding of America, which AnTiFa is against. A terrorist attack in his classroom unleashes a leathal virus, which is fake, requiring Dr. Goodman to call upon his Seal Team Bravo skills to help his students survive the yearly Purge Night and spread the message of Democracy and Christian God's Truth.

a Good Man, Dr. Goodman.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
In 'why wasn't this greenlighted sooner' news

https://deadline.com/2022/01/daniel-radcliffe-to-play-weird-al-yankovic-in-roku-biopic-from-funny-or-die-1234913838/


Daniel Radcliffe is playing Weird Al in a motion picture version of the Funny or Die skit from 10 years ago. Written by Weird Al and his writing partner the drawback is that's for Roku.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
i own a roku and have done for years and i had no idea there was roku original content lmao

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

precision posted:

i own a roku and have done for years and i had no idea there was roku original content lmao
They just started, relatively recently, when it seemed they couldn't just stay neutral in the content wars.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
They've been buying up poo poo nobody wants like the Quibi catalog.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
Is this the same roku that sells ebooks?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

IUG posted:

Extremely pro click to expand. You think the wolf trivia is good, then you see the one about robo Jesus. And that’s still not the best one.

there's been additions

https://twitter.com/CreepePaper/status/1483231385313705985

e: https://twitter.com/danaturalleague/status/1483044400418672648

Shageletic fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jan 18, 2022

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
just hope they dont make ironic money ala Tommy Wiseau

i mean they clearly have even less self awareness but still

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Tommy Wiseau is actually just really good at making money whatever he does, it's like he stumbles into it. He made The Room with fun money he had lying around because of his successful business of selling bootleg jeans and owning crazy amounts of real estate in the bay area. He has no shame, he's happy to lean into making fun of his own dumb rear end if it'll get people to pay money to him. People laugh at his movie? It's a comedy now! Glad you liked it! Pay me $5 and I'll take a picture with you throwing a football wrong or making fun of my dumb laugh!

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Baron von Eevl posted:

Tommy Wiseau is actually just really good at making money whatever he does, it's like he stumbles into it. He made The Room with fun money he had lying around because of his successful business of selling bootleg jeans and owning crazy amounts of real estate in the bay area. He has no shame, he's happy to lean into making fun of his own dumb rear end if it'll get people to pay money to him. People laugh at his movie? It's a comedy now! Glad you liked it! Pay me $5 and I'll take a picture with you throwing a football wrong or making fun of my dumb laugh!

Talking out of school?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi400q1KWwk

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