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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I have to wonder if he's got a favorite horse in every state, or just whichever stable he can get into after dark

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Speleothing posted:

I have to wonder if he's got a favorite horse in every state, or just whichever stable he can get into after dark

Any stable in a storm.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Speleothing posted:

I have to wonder if he's got a favorite horse in every state, or just whichever stable he can get into after dark

is there a tinder for horses? I feel like smart phones would be hard to use with hooves tho

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Speleothing posted:

I have to wonder if he's got a favorite horse in every state, or just whichever stable he can get into after dark

He has Hobson’s choice of whores.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bump

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Mike Pence honeypot :horse::horse:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

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graphical illustration of Mike Pence's butthole while a horse is riding him

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Mike Pence hosed a horse? I didn't know but I believe it.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Brampersandon_/status/1116148207573245952

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bump

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

the only sound heard daily and consistently in Mike Pence's barn

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



bump. this came up in polite conversation.

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

i just remembered mike pence hosed a horse lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lib and let die posted:

i just remembered mike pence hosed a horse lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pb_UUd9mjw

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bump

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

fucka horses on the reg

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
bump lest we forget mike pence's lust for all things equine

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Pike Mence Hucked a Force.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Parahexavoctal posted:

Pike Mence Hucked a Force.

equine horse cock

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
you can lead a horse to water but you can't keep Mike pence from loving it

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Bethamphetamine posted:

"Nobody praises you for the 10,000 horses you don't gently caress. They'll only ever castigate you for the dozen you do."

- Vice President Mike Pence

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
bump

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
so i was reading this onion article

https://www.theonion.com/poll-average-u-s-horse-still-prefers-carrot-to-photo-1848363244

and, well,

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/LBenBrN.mp4

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

lmao this man really hosed a horse

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Do you think Pence is relieved that he no longer has the Secret Service hovering around when he's visiting the stable?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

They probably wait around for sloppy seconds thirds fourths....

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

ajkalan posted:

Do you think Pence is relieved that he no longer has the Secret Service hovering around when he's visiting the stable?

Forcing them to watch made it better

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
pence has sex with horses

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Suspicious posted:

pence has sex with horses

Some of those who work forces
Are the same who gently caress horses

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Mayor Dave posted:

Some of those who work forces
Are the same who gently caress horses

gently caress you, i won't do what you tell me
unless you tell me to remember the fact that Mike Pence has been having sex with horses on a daily basis for over three decades.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bump

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


been a while since i thought about former president michael pence having intercourse with horses

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bump

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


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