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kazil posted:Get this, there are two groups of survivors! You're group are the good guys, the other group are the mean bad guys! The bad guys have what you need, so you gotta fight them to get it! All it needs is "it turns out humans are the real monsters".
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whoa dogg the sequel isn't even out yet and you're posting spoilers
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A video game having as many words as a long novel makes me think that the game has a normal amount of words in it. Narrative games tend to have a lot of writing. The dialogue, notes you find, incidental dialogue, it all adds up to generally be way longer than a novel.
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I kinda loved the protagonist though. Somehow American Ezio really managed to surpass "stupid as poo poo" into "himbo" territory. By the end, I was like "well of course he made this dumbass decision, bless his heart."
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Dr. Stab posted:A video game having as many words as a long novel makes me think that the game has a normal amount of words in it. Narrative games tend to have a lot of writing. The dialogue, notes you find, incidental dialogue, it all adds up to generally be way longer than a novel. Yeah, I was thinking that if you're trying to talk up how much story there is, that's actually not that much writing for an entire game.
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Jan 21, 2022 22:29
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Anna Karenina, but 2/3rds of it is procedurally generated quest text.
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I liked the writing/setting for a number of the side missions in Dying Light, but the main plot was p blech
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kazil posted:Anna Karenina, but 2/3rds of it is procedurally generated quest text. all dialogue replaced by THE PLANET'S DYIN' CLOUD
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kazil posted:Get this, there are two groups of survivors! You're group are the good guys, the other group are the mean bad guys! The bad guys have what you need, so you gotta fight them to get it! This actually seems generic enough to be stupid but entirely inoffensive. If you start with the bad guys and defect to the good guys this is just every action game since 2002. Acute Grill has a new favorite as of 23:52 on Jan 21, 2022 |
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:All it needs is "it turns out humans are the real monsters". Perhaps the real monsters were the friends we made along the way.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Good thing the selling point in the new game is just how much of that writing there is then!
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Splicer posted:I got dying light to play a fun parkour game and 45 minutes in I finally hit the babby's first parkour section and then got dumped back into yet another corridor and then I refunded it. yes but that post was discussing the new Halo campaign
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Memento posted:yes but that post was discussing the new Halo campaign tbh that was my experience with halo infinite
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:All it needs is "it turns out humans are the real monsters". That was already Dead Island.
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That guy is serious and part of a big problem in South Korean politics https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/01/world/asia/south-korea-men-anti-feminists.html
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You'll never guess what the replies are!
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Splicer posted:You'll never guess what the replies are! yeah old mate telling on himself about his small dick is one thing but the quote retweets especially are full of racism except one that I saw that has been deleted now with someone posting a picture of their incredibly large cock next to their phone with that tweet on the screen
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Oh I was accidentally looking at replies to the fry tweet and it was all brands wanting a fry.
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I don't want a fry I want a small penis. Alas I am cursed with a massive hog.
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Push El Burrito posted:I don't want a fry I want a small penis. Alas I am cursed with a massive hog. im sure someone can lend you theirs
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Memento posted:yeah old mate telling on himself about his small dick is one thing but the quote retweets especially are full of racism lmao
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Memento posted:yeah old mate telling on himself about his small dick is one thing but the quote retweets especially are full of racism Fuckin hell dude invites the easiest low-effort dunk imaginable and twitter still has to resort to insane racism. Guys I’m starting to think racists might just be kinda lovely people
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Mx. posted:wait You can't just go around funging tokens, man.
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So warning, video is 2 Hours long, don't click it of you don't have the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g Dan here went into a deep dive on NFTs, but also cryptocurrency in general. It is a pretty good show case of how stupid and cult like the whole thing is.
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The stupidest and worst person I know personally went into a whole rant the other day about how NFTs are a sign of people not knowing how to spend their money (because everyone but him is a moron, you see) and a sign of the coming inflation disaster, but ALSO he bemoaned the fact that he had been too late to get into it himself.
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RoboRodent posted:The stupidest and worst person I know personally went into a whole rant the other day about how NFTs are a sign of people not knowing how to spend their money (because everyone but him is a moron, you see) and a sign of the coming inflation disaster, but ALSO he bemoaned the fact that he had been too late to get into it himself. That's not necessarily contradictory, if you get in early enough on a Ponzi scheme you can make money
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Piell posted:That's not necessarily contradictory, if you get in early enough on a Ponzi scheme you can make money yeah, the reason those scams take off is because early adopters do actually make money.
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Anora posted:So warning, video is 2 Hours long, don't click it of you don't have the time. Fun fact: today's cryptocurrency crash (as opposed to the crash from a few days ago, or from a few days before that, or--) happened about two hours after this two hour video was posted.
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Okay, so there's people who genuinely treat crypto as an investment vehicle, some of them make money at it and some of them lose money at it, but like 80% or higher of crypto transactions are either ponzi schemes or money laundering, right?
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Skwirl posted:Okay, so there's people who genuinely treat crypto as an investment vehicle, some of them make money at it and some of them lose money at it, but like 80% or higher of crypto transactions are either ponzi schemes or money laundering, right? Yes. It's just people funneling money between themselves, while grifters try to get in on it. https://mobile.twitter.com/emollick/status/1465505077083389960
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The little single hug emoji really makes it
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RoboRodent posted:The stupidest and worst person I know personally went into a whole rant the other day about how NFTs are a sign of people not knowing how to spend their money (because everyone but him is a moron, you see) and a sign of the coming inflation disaster, but ALSO he bemoaned the fact that he had been too late to get into it himself. Oh hey I didn't know you were there when I was saying all that
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dude doesn't have a closet and can't take pictures of things he owns
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To add an extra layer of stupid on to that tweet, modetn sneakers will literally disintegrate if they are not regularly worn.
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