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Well hell, lump me in with with the chat thread Covid Crew. One of my kids got it, now I have it, but I must be asymptomatic because I feel fine. This is why I wanted to stay home this week and work from home so I didn't potentially pass this crap around and now I'm glad I did.
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ugh. somehow someway I've still dodged the bullet even though one of my kids got it but the other never tested positive either hope you guys recover quickly
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Intruder posted:ugh. somehow someway I've still dodged the bullet even though one of my kids got it but the other never tested positive either Thanks. Considering Braks sleeps in the same bed and same room, I have no idea how she didn't test positive either but  .
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Intruder posted:I dunno I'm still remembering when buttcoin crashed to $5K and welp How do you remember 3 months from now
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Silly Burrito posted:Thanks. Considering Braks sleeps in the same bed and same room, I have no idea how she didn't test positive either but Immune to your poo poo has cascading benefits 
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Jan 22, 2022 05:14
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Intruder posted:what the gently caress? so like.. pasta soup? Sometimes. Other times he'd scoop the noodles out (with pasta water) and add in a bunch of tomato paste, olives, and cheese before mixing it all together.
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Jan 22, 2022 05:15
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Tulalip Tulips posted:Sometimes. Other times he'd scoop the noodles out (with pasta water) and add in a bunch of tomato paste, olives, and cheese before mixing it all together. That's what I do, take it out with tongs and mix it with the sauce while the pasta still has some of the water on it. The pasta water thickens the sauce and makes it cling to the noodles. The "sauce" you describe on the other hand....
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Its Rinaldo posted:Immune to your poo poo has cascading benefits You have NO idea. For the record, it’s all the dudes in the house have Covid. I still maintain boys are dumb.
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Jan 22, 2022 05:24
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Tulalip Tulips posted:You say that but the dude I dated who a)stuck his dick in a toaster oven and b) never drained his pasta because he didn't understand the concept of sauce once made tacos and hosed it up because he burnt the ground beef didn't use any seasoning at all, and mixed together canned diced tomatoes and corn as a salsa. And I thought I was a bad cook.
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Jan 22, 2022 05:25
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Silly Burrito posted:Thanks. Considering Braks sleeps in the same bed and same room, I have no idea how she didn't test positive either but Covid is weird, tests are weird, results of vaccination are weird (but mostly pretty great as it turns out). Reminder to anyone sad that they missed the boat on Bitcoin (like myself): if you had been an early adopter you would have sold when it hit $50, or $500, or $5000. There's no way that I, at least, would have held on nearly this long without taking the profit.
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Oh hey that movie Nobody where Bob Odenkirk is a badass street fighter is on HBO Max now. Guess I'll check it out
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Tulalip Tulips posted:You say that but the dude I dated who a)stuck his dick in a toaster oven and b) never drained his pasta because he didn't understand the concept of sauce once made tacos and hosed it up because he burnt the ground beef didn't use any seasoning at all, and mixed together canned diced tomatoes and corn as a salsa. Goddamn how do people live like that. You can taste the food you make! Make good food!
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Oh for sure, I've made similar sauces before but uh it was never just a case of reserving some pasta water and then making a sauce, it was always "the noodles are too dry if I do it the way you and my mom showed me, I'm just gonna dumb a bunch of water and noodles in a bowl instead". Like his mom and stepdad knew how to cook, definitely made a point of teaching their kids to know kitchen basics, and still ended up with someone who hated any kind of spice and thought a salad was iceburg lettuce with canned corn, pickles, vinegar and mushrooms.
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I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster oven and whistling through.
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Silly Burrito posted:I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster and whistling through. Lol you've never done the ol' toaster cock? Nerd
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Silly Burrito posted:I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster oven and whistling through. Whom amongst us
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Silly Burrito posted:I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster oven and whistling through. maybe he was cold
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For Christ's sake, a jar of pasta sauce is like $3 at Vons and that's California pricing. Just use that instead of whatever homemade ketchup-based abomination you think is a good idea. Hell, you can do what I do and buy those bags of four-minute Rana pasta and then just dump black pepper on top after cooking.
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Intruder posted:maybe he was cold That was what I was told when I asked why someone with a penis would that but who knows. It may have been a dumb thing his pseudo-frat had him to for lolz or he may have wanted the sweet caresses of burning searing metal. Compared to his food crimes, OTT obessession with making sure he didn't come off as poor to his rich friends, love of the IDF, and constantly telling me my taste was terrible and everything I liked was poo poo the toaster dicking was just funny.
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Tulalip Tulips posted:That was what I was told when I asked why someone with a penis would that but who knows. It may have been a dumb thing his pseudo-frat had him to for lolz or he may have wanted the sweet caresses of burning searing metal. Compared to his food crimes, OTT obessession with making sure he didn't come off as poor to his rich friends, love of the IDF, and constantly telling me my taste was terrible and everything I liked was poo poo the toaster dicking was just funny. My guess is he wanted to tan it and didn't want to pay the tanning bed fees.
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Silly Burrito posted:I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster oven and whistling through. Ahem 
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Tulalip Tulips posted:That was what I was told when I asked why someone with a penis would that but who knows. It may have been a dumb thing his pseudo-frat had him to for lolz or he may have wanted the sweet caresses of burning searing metal. Compared to his food crimes, OTT obessession with making sure he didn't come off as poor to his rich friends, love of the IDF, and constantly telling me my taste was terrible and everything I liked was poo poo the toaster dicking was just funny. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-sus, this guy makes me feel like I'm Joe Millionaire.
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The Brave Little Toaster (oven)
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Silly Burrito posted:I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster oven and whistling through. I'm having a lovely evening alone with a dry martini and I don't want to spoil that by learning about someone else's self-inflicted dick trauma.
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Silly Burrito posted:Well hell, lump me in with with the chat thread Covid Crew. One of my kids got it, now I have it, but I must be asymptomatic because I feel fine.  Wife had it the worst of us but seems to be feeling better after sleeping 16 hours yesterday and like 13 today. I took two 20-minute naps yesterday and went to bed an hour early. Haven't had much but a little fatigue. Also maybe that guy put his dick in the toaster oven because it was hot. 
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Its Rinaldo posted:Ahem You even said it was the LEAST offensive thing. Say what? Ignore any lies that Braks posts.
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Are Covid farts a thing? If so, he’s got his first symptom. Send help.
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Tulalip Tulips posted:That was what I was told when I asked why someone with a penis would that but who knows. It may have been a dumb thing his pseudo-frat had him to for lolz or he may have wanted the sweet caresses of burning searing metal. Compared to his food crimes, OTT obessession with making sure he didn't come off as poor to his rich friends, love of the IDF, and constantly telling me my taste was terrible and everything I liked was poo poo the toaster dicking was just funny. "everything you like is poo poo" *eats pasta soup with olives and sticks dick in toaster over* if anything that's affirmation Braksgirl posted:Are Covid farts a thing? If so, he’s got his first symptom. Send help. The cure is to give him a lot of sugar free candy
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Braksgirl posted:Are Covid farts a thing? If so, he’s got his first symptom. Send help. That's just being male Silly Burrito posted:You even said it was the LEAST offensive thing. Say what? A one time drunken dare is better than a lifetime of wrong pasta
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In theory he's supposed to be quarantining so he should be stewing in a room of his own farts alone
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Braksgirl posted:Are Covid farts a thing? If so, he’s got his first symptom. Send help. Its Rinaldo posted:That's just being male Braksgirl posted:For the record, it’s all the dudes in the house have Covid. 
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Tulalip Tulips posted:That was what I was told when I asked why someone with a penis would that but who knows. It may have been a dumb thing his pseudo-frat had him to for lolz or he may have wanted the sweet caresses of burning searing metal. Compared to his food crimes, OTT obessession with making sure he didn't come off as poor to his rich friends, love of the IDF, and constantly telling me my taste was terrible and everything I liked was poo poo the toaster dicking was just funny. He heard your dick shrinks in the cold and came to a very odd way to prevent that.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Made some tacos for dinner tonight. They came out well, I thought. 
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i don't see the problem with the toaster thing? sometimes you gotta put your dick in a cylon.
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Tulalip Tulips posted:Tulips forever Username/post combo 3 DONG HORSE posted:i don't see the problem with the toaster thing? sometimes you gotta put your dick in a cylon. I get this ref
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Made some tacos for dinner tonight. They came out well, I thought. meet me at el indio bitch
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a neat cape posted:meet me at el indio bitch El Indio? Try Humberto's in Golden Hill, or Las Cuatro Milpas.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:El Indio? Try Humberto's in Golden Hill, or Las Cuatro Milpas. i cannot go to milpas it is 10pm
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a neat cape posted:i cannot go to milpas it is 10pm I'm not going to El Indio at 10pm, I'm drunk and I already ate.
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