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They also gave the lady M&Ms somewhat smaller eyelashes completely unfuckable
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 18:07 |
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Adams is still extremely not mad about the Garrison cartoon https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1483807468601761793?cxt=HHwWgoCjkf_BxZcpAAAA
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 18:33 |
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I'm not mad don't you put it in the papers that I'm mad.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 18:52 |
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Pants Donkey posted:Keep in mind M&Ms intentionally did this to get attention. Their social media has posts like “Oh, did we break the internet ” No, they did it to take the attention off the child slavery lawsuit. https://twitter.com/von_owie/status/1484249083850145793 https://twitter.com/von_owie/status/1484252001169022980
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 19:03 |
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Technowolf posted:No, they did it to take the attention off the child slavery lawsuit. ....yeah, that certainly seems like the bigger story here
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 19:08 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:....yeah, that certainly seems like the bigger story here Pretty sure that even without the "makeover," 99% of Americans don't give a poo poo that 99% of their chocolate is made by child slaves.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 19:12 |
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VitalSigns posted:Adams is still extremely not mad about the Garrison cartoon LOL classic dumb guy trying to sound smart move, just throw e=mc2 out there.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 19:55 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 20:52 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:07 |
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everyone: "getting dunked on by ben garrison is about the most embarassing thing i can imagine" scott dilbertman: "hold my beer:" VitalSigns posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1483807468601761793?cxt=HHwWgoCjkf_BxZcpAAAA
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:27 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:....yeah, that certainly seems like the bigger story here The linked article is from February 2021. What kind of decoy is a marketing campaign 11 months after the news?
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:47 |
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Raised By Birds posted:Clay Bennett At first I thought this cartoon was dumb but now I think it's great, it's absolutely spot on. A casual observer would look at the situation and think "Oh, they've got Trump cornered," but the dogs are actually unable to reach Trump and can't do anything to him. Trump is completely safe, while all the dogs can do is make a bunch of noise.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:58 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s position as Europe faces war — Boris Johnson’s political future is riding on Sue Gray’s report, with Tory MPs poised to submit letters of no confidence to Graham Brady" Telegraph: Ukraine crisis: Vladimir Putin is sabre-rattling at the West’s moment of maximum weakness Matt: Meat Loaf obituary Independent: After CM Russell. Times: Stephen Collins:
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 22:26 |
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Gruckles posted:Yes, they look exactly the same except brown has shorter broader heels, green has sneakers, and their limbs are white and slightly-tinted to match their candy shell instead of being Caucasian human flesh tone. The accompanying write-up talking about "representation" was tailor made to get everyone talking about and making dumb jokes about nothing.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 23:22 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Stephen Collins: Goddamn nailing it again as always.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 23:38 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: Did something happen to Finland that I should know about?
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 00:37 |
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Tarragon posted:Did something happen to Finland that I should know about? Fixed:
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 01:02 |
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Tina Garrison posted:DOWN WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE PRIVILEGE! People who run corporations are pretty stupid. -Tina Garrison
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 01:49 |
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Marxism is when the talking candy wears sneakers and the more sneakers they wear the more Marxist it is.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 01:52 |
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“Black lives always mattered to black people “
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 02:00 |
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I love how the essay devolves into boomer rambling about red dye #5 at the end. The television is probably the closest relationship she has at this point. Oh god, do the Garrisons have children?
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 02:19 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:I love how the essay devolves into boomer rambling about red dye #5 at the end. The television is probably the closest relationship she has at this point. Yeah. I believe their son made a cartoon about how great it was that WoW did that thing where a server was ran like the game was in the beginning which is an insult to SJWs...somehow.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 02:35 |
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“These dummies think going woke is a trick to make money, but I’m not stupid,” I say, making a cartoon about the product within 24 hours of the news hitting.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 02:47 |
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All of these conservatives super mad about the slightly modified M&Ms could get an easy dunk in by pointing out that Mars is also in the midst of a child slavery lawsuit, but they actually like that so instead they just have to say it's Marxist.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 03:36 |
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"Corporations are embracing Marxism", today's item from the long list of right wing scare stories that I wish was actually true
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 03:39 |
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As an additional note I'm surprised that her dumb rant about "black lives matter" didn't include an attack on abortion. I thought for sure that was where it was headed. She must not be feeling well after being exposed to the horrible Marxism of a cartoon character wearing different shoes.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 04:29 |
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Heliotrope posted:Yeah. I believe their son made a cartoon about how great it was that WoW did that thing where a server was ran like the game was in the beginning which is an insult to SJWs...somehow.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 05:02 |
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Right wingers really mad about wanting to gently caress candy people
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 05:20 |
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Robert Ariail Clay Bennett Lisa Benson Steve Benson Steve Breen Tim Campbell John Deering Joe Heller Clay Jones *poot* Gary Markstein Tom Stiglich Gary Varvel Matt Wuerker Murdstone posted:I think it was his "Millennial Nephew."
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 05:23 |
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calling the actions of a corporation marxist might be the funniest thing a garrison has posted, and the bar was set pretty high with the scott dilbert thing
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 10:22 |
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Nenonen posted:The linked article is from February 2021. What kind of decoy is a marketing campaign 11 months after the news? Well that's just an even bigger bummer because it means that news story has come and gone and no one cared. Stultus Maximus posted:Pretty sure that even without the "makeover," 99% of Americans don't give a poo poo that 99% of their chocolate is made by child slaves. Turns out you were right.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 10:34 |
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Sinfest Sunday! I have a sibling who works in a hospital, so I gotta take a moment to say this: Eat a bowl of rusty nails jackass who writes Sinfest. Really don't appreciate how Sinfest conflates the horrors of capitalism with trans people having rights, gay people having rights, black people having rights, and just the entire medical field I guess? All medicine is bad now, apparently.
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I forgot when I said Tats was gonna go full mask-off fascist, but ho boy did he ever.Raised By Birds posted:
i racistly assume that every minority with a job didn't actually deserve the job, and it's really unfair to the minorities that the people giving them jobs force me to be racist, i have no choice in the matter Also Donald Trump became president purely because he was insanely qualified for the position, bigotry didn't factor into that election in any way whatsoever. Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Jan 23, 2022 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Sinfest Sunday! It's also amazing how Ishida went on about "rural conservatives are the true heart and soul of the US" for weeks and then immediately pivots to "gaptoothed idiot rednecks amirite?"
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 12:01 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Sinfest Sunday! Sinfest feels kinda like that, only Ishida is the only one doing it.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 13:19 |
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That snake obelisk looks metal. I'd be concerned about the structural integrity, especially with the head hanging loose like that, but other than that, it's a clear improvement of a generic landmark.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Sinfest Sunday! So basically nothing was accomplished.
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# ? Jan 23, 2022 15:23 |
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Is the new year story over now? At least he ended it before February. Although none of it means anything and nothing happened.
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cant cook creole bream posted:That snake obelisk looks metal. It's the Rod of Asklepios
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