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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

The Management posted:

hi thread, long time no see.

so, I understand the dumb concepts behind buttcoins and nfts. what I don’t understand is apes. why are these idiots paying for ape pictures? this is a serious question.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The Management posted:

hi thread, long time no see.

so, I understand the dumb concepts behind buttcoins and nfts. what I don’t understand is apes. why are these idiots paying for ape pictures? this is a serious question.

They love Joe Rogan.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
seriously, they were a well marketed NFT project that has perceived value because of its name recognition and visual distinctiveness.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
the phrase "blue chip nfts" has been used without irony

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

NFT's are just another kind of coin (or token, if you will). nobody's buying NFT's for ~the art~, they're buying them for the same reason people buy bitcoin: because it costs money

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


The Management posted:

hi thread, long time no see.

so, I understand the dumb concepts behind buttcoins and nfts. what I don’t understand is apes. why are these idiots paying for ape pictures? this is a serious question.

Some of the people putting together NFT "collection" projects are rich and well connected. I assume almost all of them engage in wash trading.

It's manufactured clout and FOMO.

The "Bored Ape Yacht Club" tokens theoretically allow you entry to special events: https://www.theverge.com/22824387/bored-ape-yacht-club-nft-party-new-york

Bullshit like this swirls around NYC with some regularity, this one just escaped into the wilds of the internet.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sapozhnik posted:

the phrase "blue chip nfts" has been used without irony

it's wild

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i like the new thing in nfts where they say if they sell enough they'll make the best fighting game/mmorpg/fps ever made that uses the nfts.

or for the more discerning buyer there's one that says that they'll make a casino where gambling ape (GAPE) holders get 70% of the revenue

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Holding on to my GAPE, hoping it will grow.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


trouble is when you hold a GAPE the money tends to go down a hole

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Goat rear end Party Équipe

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

The_Franz posted:

looks like god smote the ape after it looked directly into the ark



which 3:00 AM adult swim cartoon show that ran for one 10 episode season then canceled is this character from

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

this is the most succinct and sophisticated overview of blockchain garbage I've ever seen

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

EorayMel posted:

which 3:00 AM adult swim cartoon show that ran for one 10 episode season then canceled is this character from

i was gonna say Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio but i feel like brad neely would make something better than that

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

The Management posted:

hi thread, long time no see.

so, I understand the dumb concepts behind buttcoins and nfts. what I don’t understand is apes. why are these idiots paying for ape pictures? this is a serious question.

check out the video just posted for a really good explanation of why the apes. the whole thing is really fascinating for how stupid it is

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Amethyst posted:

this is the most succinct and sophisticated overview of blockchain garbage I've ever seen

Also a great litmus test as to where someone stands in regards to crypto.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
being willing to watch a two and a quarter hour video about internet nonsense?

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Shame Boy posted:

NFT's are just another kind of coin (or token, if you will). nobody's buying NFT's for ~the art~, they're buying them for the same reason people buy bitcoin: because it costs money

people, the type of people who can actually move the market, buy nfts for the same reason they buy fine art; it’s easier to move around than actual dirty money

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/1485414101794930690?s=21

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i think there's also a not-insignificant amount of "it's expensive, it must be good, why would it be expensive if it's not good" going on

way less than the money laundering and poo poo but you can kinda see this thinking pop up in monkey av idiots trying to twitter post away the little voice in the back of their head saying "dude this monkey cost more than a house"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


that image comes up every time the price tanks a little bit

i feel like it'd be more convincing if it wasn't photoshopped onto a picture where everything else in the image is in polish

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Shame Boy posted:

that image comes up every time the price tanks a little bit

i feel like it'd be more convincing if it wasn't photoshopped onto a picture where everything else in the image is in polish

also jobs that involve handling cash generally don't want to hire gambling addicts

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


I've always wondered how many humans have access to the gigantic wallets at crypto exchanges like CoinBase.

Surely there's some handful of DevOps nerds who could just gently caress off to an island with millions... right?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

coelomate posted:

I've always wondered how many humans have access to the gigantic wallets at crypto exchanges like CoinBase.

Surely there's some handful of DevOps nerds who could just gently caress off to an island with millions... right?

why do that when you can just insider trade or wash trade or any number of other scams that nobody will actually ever bother to investigate you for

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
mark karples (who did nothing wrong) will never be repeated, surely

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

didn't it come out a while ago that like, the biggest winners on any given daily fantasy sports betting company were all just employees at a competing company and vice versa cuz they could just look at the internal secret statistics

i assume that happens even more in crypto, except they probably don't bother to even do it on a competing company's exchange or anything they just do it right on the one they work for. and it make number go up, so who cares!!

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

I have a strong suspicion that a lot of the volume of trades on places like Coinbase is moving the same stuff around to make it look a lot more active than it really is.

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
hasn't that been outright confirmed by various studies

novamute
Jul 5, 2006

o o o

coelomate posted:

I've always wondered how many humans have access to the gigantic wallets at crypto exchanges like CoinBase.

Surely there's some handful of DevOps nerds who could just gently caress off to an island with millions... right?

https://blog.coinbase.com/production-threshold-signing-service-b16017c09661

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


lih posted:

hasn't that been outright confirmed by various studies

yes, constantly, its all people "buying" their own apes to make it look more valuable than it is with money they get from loans in the hopes that some sucker comes along and buys it for the inflated price

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020



This was a good read and surprisingly non-insane.

I’m not used to that in this ecosystem.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Amethyst posted:

this is the most succinct and sophisticated overview of blockchain garbage I've ever seen
I wish it was in podcast format so I could more easily consume it in chunks.

e: he really needs to linger on "they don't let X go down; the build a bigger machine".

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 24, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1485462433552642052

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


scamming these dipshits is the easiest thing in the world huh

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

They pre-select. It's like doing a Nigerian Prince Email where people request you contact them about your millions you need to transfer.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

coelomate posted:

I've always wondered how many humans have access to the gigantic wallets at crypto exchanges like CoinBase.

Surely there's some handful of DevOps nerds who could just gently caress off to an island with millions... right?

in some cases the answer is literally only 1 person
so if you're QuadrigaCX and your owner gets hit by a bus and dies (or "dies"), the money is just gone forever and nobody can access it
and then the owner's widow will write a book about how sad she is that everyone is accusing her dead husband of faking his death, taking all the money and running

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

coelomate posted:

This was a good read and surprisingly non-insane.

I’m not used to that in this ecosystem.

too bad the described method is incompatible with the signatures of bitcoin and most other major coins

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


isn't at least one of those people one of the "lick the ear-shaped microphone" people

i mean i guess they still count as "influencers" but lmao

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

in some cases the answer is literally only 1 person
so if you're QuadrigaCX and your owner gets hit by a bus and dies (or "dies"), the money is just gone forever and nobody can access it
and then the owner's widow will write a book about how sad she is that everyone is accusing her dead husband of faking his death, taking all the money and running

please, don't be crass, he didn't die in such an ignoble way


he ate some spicy food while having a known stomach condition and died on the toilet as all great men do

and no you can't see the body

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

do the lick the ear mic people get sponsorship deals

do they like, stop to whisper about nord vpn into the ear mic in between licks

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