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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

I thought about Amos Zereoue at like 4am last night

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Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I thought about Amos Zereoue at like 4am last night

Sounds like a fun sex dream

Racing Stripe
Oct 22, 2003

I was thinking this is the best season (quantifiably, objectively, undeniably) that I've ever seen from my team (cinati bengals) and upon further reflection I still think that.

Racing Stripe
Oct 22, 2003

but I also think it's gonna be a little tougher going than it usually is for a team with a new really good quarterback because mahomes, herbert, and allen are also in the AFC.

Racing Stripe
Oct 22, 2003

and then I thought "if I feel dispirited by this, think how kawalimus is going to say he feels when he reads these posts"

Racing Stripe
Oct 22, 2003

so maybe one of those four teams can just switch with, like, the giants

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Check out this sucker

One of these days I’m going to kick the football, I swear it

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Racing Stripe posted:

but I also think it's gonna be a little tougher going than it usually is for a team with a new really good quarterback because mahomes, herbert, and allen are also in the AFC.

I'm going to be extra mad when another one or two of the -like- three good quarterbacks in the NFC somehow becomes the quarterback of an AFC team this offseason.

I don't know if it's fair or not but I feel like there are maybe two or three teams in the AFC that are poo poo and not effectively trying to get better while there are like eight to 10 teams in the NFC like that.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

league healing after having 1 guy who matters. i don't care if there are going to be 8 equally great qbs. that rules

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Sure.



But the AFC is full. gently caress off to that other conference.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Eifert Posting posted:

Sure.



But the AFC is full. gently caress off to that other conference.

:agreed:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Have the bengals lost a game since I threatened to call them the bungles

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

sharknado slashfic posted:

Have the bengals lost a game since I threatened to call them the bungles

They lost week 18 resting all but two of their total starters.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

still bungln

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
My parents are keeping the lucky dog at a dog kennel for the AFCCG cuz they're traveling. I'm gonna go visit and give him a pet because the bengies have better than an 80% win rate when I pet him.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they have never won a playoff game when you petted his rear end

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

uusually you pet a dog on his head/shoulder/torso area

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

a decade-plus and her head/shoulder/torso area still pOwns my scritches

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Grem posted:

uusually you pet a dog on his head/shoulder/torso area

Lots of dogs totally dig pats and scritches on their hind leg thighs, aka side butt, let your dog sample all of life's fruit

SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Jan 25, 2022

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Dexter is a chest and shoulder guy.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lots of dogs totally dig pats and scritches on their hind leg thighs, aka side butt, let your dog sample all of life's fruit

My dog cares little about head, back, ear, shoulder etc, but if you pet his butt... He melts.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Kobe Bryant from the Lakers

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
From what I've read the Ravens are probably keeping Greg Roman.

This is an organization on its way down.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

playoffs next season

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Roman wasn't fired in a day

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol.


At the risk of hurting some feelings I will freely admit that I'm hoping everybody in the north but the Bengals sucks next year.

S.W.O.R.D. Agent
Apr 30, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

At the risk of hurting some feelings I will freely admit that I'm hoping everybody in the north but the Bengals sucks next year.

Nah, it's time.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Eifert Posting posted:

Lol.


At the risk of hurting some feelings I will freely admit that I'm hoping everybody in the north but the Bengals sucks next year.

How dare you

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

AFCN: I thought about Cincinnati Bengal at like 4am last night

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Fun fact: over the last 6 weeks the highest percentage of clean pockets Joe Burrow has had over the course of a game was versus Tennessee

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

sweet thursday posted:

AFCN: I thought about Cincinnati Bengal at like 4am last night

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


Now what bitch

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sweet thursday posted:

Roman wasn't fired in a day

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Kobe Bryant from the Lakers

S.W.O.R.D. Agent
Apr 30, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

Fun fact: over the last 6 weeks the highest percentage of clean pockets Joe Burrow has had over the course of a game was versus Tennessee

This can't be true, can it?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

S.W.O.R.D. Agent posted:

This can't be true, can it?

Yes!*


*Stat is from PFF

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

can’t believe joe burrow’s been sacked 54+ times in the past six weeks

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1486383953753874434

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1486384302556389383

Nice

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

time to give him als

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