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fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Zyklon Ben going medieval with his antisemitism with the Jewish owls lol.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

fool of sound posted:

Zyklon Ben going medieval with his antisemitism with the Jewish owls lol.

Hhholy gently caress I didn't notice that on my first viewing. Jewish vampire owls is a wild one

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

What is Trump going to do in three years? You already stated that the last election was rigged, and now the bad people have four years to let that rigging and corruption ossify. It’s just so transparent how in denial he is over Strong Daddy losing to Joe loving Biden lol

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What will they do when Soros dies?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Soros has two sons of his five children that are politically active and donate large amounts of money to liberal/Dem causes so if they want they can just use them as the boogeymen. I think one of the early right wing conspiracy theories was that one of the Soros children had ties to the voting machine company.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Pants Donkey posted:

What is Trump going to do in three years? You already stated that the last election was rigged, and now the bad people have four years to let that rigging and corruption ossify. It’s just so transparent how in denial he is over Strong Daddy losing to Joe loving Biden lol

It's only rigged until Trump wins then it's fair and balanced.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I AM GRANDO posted:

What will they do when Soros dies?
Garrison thinks Epstein is still alive. He’ll never die.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

“Did we try paying those people while they were forced out of work?”
“WE TRIED EVERYTHING!”

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

So my main experience with Mallard Fillmore was reading the Boston Globe comics page in the 90s, which I guess must be the old guy who used to do the comic?

Anyway, my main question is does the new guy have a weird obession with home schooling? Like, if you believed Tinsley, the main risk of homeschooling would be that your brain would become so dense with knowledge that it would override local gravity and become a black hole.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

"If all these things aren't true, why did I draw this liberal strawman saying they are?"

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Someone else pointed out to me that Mike is Michelle Obama who, if you recall, Garrison pretends is trans.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you



What makes him think Trump would win in 2024 if the election was stolen in 2020?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Vib Rib posted:

"you need to re-elect so he can do all those things he promised he would already have done by now. I was disappointed he didn't deliver, but that just means he needs even more time! Failure to make good on one's promise is a sign you should trust them more. THIS time he'll definitely do them."

Biden 2024

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Neito posted:

So my main experience with Mallard Fillmore was reading the Boston Globe comics page in the 90s, which I guess must be the old guy who used to do the comic?

Anyway, my main question is does the new guy have a weird obession with home schooling? Like, if you believed Tinsley, the main risk of homeschooling would be that your brain would become so dense with knowledge that it would override local gravity and become a black hole.

He's a conservative cartoonist, so he has issues with anything good. He's just better at remembering to use the dogwhistle.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

fool of sound posted:

Someone else pointed out to me that Mike is Michelle Obama who, if you recall, Garrison pretends is trans.

Such a weird, pointless conspiracy theory.


Clay Bennett


Lisa Benson


Steve Breen


Jeff Danziger


John Deering


Walt Handelsman


Clay Jones


Gary Markstein


Tom Stiglich

That kid looooooves death.

Dana Summers

All this anti-white racism is preventing white men from getting their proper supermajority representation on the court.

Gary Varvel

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Mr. Cornpop, I don't feel so good...

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Republicans posted:

What makes him think Trump would win in 2024 if the election was stolen in 2020?

Because of all the voter suppression that state legislatures are doing to ensure Dems never win their states again (as well as passing laws that just say "If we don't like how our state's election turned out we can overturn it" just in case).


Bari Weiss: still absolutely loving terrible

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009



oh no, zoom calls

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Pants Donkey posted:

What is Trump going to do in three years? You already stated that the last election was rigged, and now the bad people have four years to let that rigging and corruption ossify. It’s just so transparent how in denial he is over Strong Daddy losing to Joe loving Biden lol
Don't forget that Biden's too old to be prez in 2020 but Trump's plenty young enough in 2024.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011


Amy Schneider hit a Jeopardy win streak recently and made a record for women, but she’s trans so it doesn’t count. Because…the brain is a muscle and testosterone would thus increase its thinky power. Yeah, that sounds airtight.

Also lol at unironic use of “blacks”.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I thought that republican cartoonists always draw transwomen as hypermasculine ogres, is he being lazy or forgetful?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Boris Johnson: waiting for Sue Gray – The only thing standing between the prime minister and exposure is a policeman’s helmet"

Sunday Telegraph:

PM awaits Sue Gray report as Tory MP claims Met is ‘abusing power’

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Oh, go and gently caress yourself.

Kellies nomination: least disguised bigotry (LGBT+)

Mikl fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Feb 6, 2022

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Pants Donkey posted:


Amy Schneider hit a Jeopardy win streak recently and made a record for women, but she’s trans so it doesn’t count. Because…the brain is a muscle and testosterone would thus increase its thinky power. Yeah, that sounds airtight.

Also lol at unironic use of “blacks”.

Kellies nomination: Least Disguised Bigotry (LGBT+)

Holy poo poo how did that get published, and how will they find a way to top themselves over? Cus you know they will.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


:kstare:Sinfest Sunday!


...is this shadow thing a reference to thing that happened earlier in Sinfest? I just do not understand it or why its happening.





It's almost February and there's been no sign of 2022, I guess we're not getting a anthro years storyline which is probably for the best given how the last two just kind of happened and then stopped with no real purpose or point.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
This is about as political as that Day by Day arc where grey beard guy took his red-headed wife to the opera wearing a dress made of cling film.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


But is it getting hornier?

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

:kstare:Sinfest Sunday!

It's almost February and there's been no sign of 2022, I guess we're not getting a anthro years storyline which is probably for the best given how the last two just kind of happened and then stopped with no real purpose or point.



Reddit has provided us with this helpful graph. So far, Baby New Year has always appeared in January, the latest recorded appearance being the 22th. In 2011 and 2012, the new year was only introduced as an old man being killed off at the end of the year. It really seems like we may be spared another interminable Year-personification storyline.

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Jan 30, 2022

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

:kstare:Sinfest Sunday!

If nothing else it's been fascinating watching Tatsuya slowly nazi-fying week-by-week. It's like those movies where the guy transforms into the monster little by little until by the end he's given up his humanity and is completely gone.

Also loving No Go Zones godammit. :cripes:

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

I dont know posted:

I love this because, why? Even by conspiracies theory standards it's pointless effort.. What possible reason is there for Biden to have a fake Whitehouse set as oppose to just filming in the actual Whitehouse?

It's part of a larger conspiracy surrounding the security measures around the Capitol/White House. There's a subsect of chuds who believe that these security measures are to cover up that the Marine Corps seized and occupied the White House before Biden could move in, so they could hold it until Trump was ready to reclaim his rightful place.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Sinfest: Celebrities bad, trans people bad, the entire body of modern medicine bad, police bad BUT also anti-police bad, government bad but scary socialists worse, insurrectionists and "rednecks" good, gay people bad, and now, in our new chapter, all of education bad.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Skios posted:

It's part of a larger conspiracy surrounding the security measures around the Capitol/White House. There's a subsect of chuds who believe that these security measures are to cover up that the Marine Corps seized and occupied the White House before Biden could move in, so they could hold it until Trump was ready to reclaim his rightful place.

This is literally taking me back to a throwaway joke in Ren & Stimpy

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Vib Rib posted:

Sinfest: Celebrities bad, trans people bad, the entire body of modern medicine bad, police bad BUT also anti-police bad, government bad but scary socialists worse, insurrectionists and "rednecks" good, gay people bad, and now, in our new chapter, all of education bad.

I think it's more "Everything is bad because of Wokeness and allowing trans people to exist."

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Corrected for accuracy.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Ok, not gonna lie, I do sympathize with the fact that snow days are going to be a thing of the past.
Yeah, I know, you had to make them up at the end of the year, but still, waking up and seeing your school on the list of cancellations was like winning the loving lottery for me when I was young.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

:kstare:Sinfest Sunday!

It's almost February and there's been no sign of 2022, I guess we're not getting a anthro years storyline which is probably for the best given how the last two just kind of happened and then stopped with no real purpose or point.

Now I'm mad because a series about a satanic Hogwarts for demon children would be rad in the hands of somebody else.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Jagged Jim posted:

If nothing else it's been fascinating watching Tatsuya slowly nazi-fying week-by-week. It's like those movies where the guy transforms into the monster little by little until by the end he's given up his humanity and is completely gone.

Also loving No Go Zones godammit. :cripes:

It's weird to me cus I remember Old Sinfest. It was preachy, for a web comic, but there was a fluffyness to it. This is just completely out of left field for me. It's like if it turned out that Megatokyo turned into a screed about how the moon landing was fake or something.

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count_von_count
Nov 6, 2012

the_steve posted:

Mr. Cornpop, I don't feel so good...

:golfclap:

Neito posted:

Holy poo poo how did that get published, and how will they find a way to top themselves over? Cus you know they will.

For reference, here is the current front page of :911: and cross dot com:

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