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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

boris easily wiggles out of his death throes

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Labour is now officially antisemitic and pro-nonce

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


feel like the uk ought to produce their own cheap royalist tat

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Relevant Tangent posted:

feel like the uk ought to produce their own cheap royalist tat

kind sir, we are a great power

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Labour is now officially antisemitic and pro-nonce

Kieth just needs to apologise

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


aha! my evil twin theory is confirmed! everything is explained by the fact that the good one is tied up in the basement and the evil twin is out there flubbing it

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
lmao at throwing his knighthood in there

Exactly whom does that indict?

E: I actually don’t know by what mechanisms a knighthood is bestowed, other than her madge and I wanna say the house of lords are involved, two bodies I’m pretty sure the beeb would never declare war against

Zulily Zoetrope has issued a correction as of 07:39 on Feb 2, 2022

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Labour is now officially antisemitic and pro-nonce

Umm this has always been the case, except for a short blip a couple of years ago.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Shocked - SHOCKED I TELL YOU - that kowtowing to the right wing media at every point and retreating on every commitment to redistributive politics the second you become leader doesn't spare you the same smearing that Corbyn endured for his entire tenure.
Shocked

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
it was extremely funny watching this suddenly tick on the second there was an election with the locals and apparently it also gets trotted out when bojo is feeling precarious, lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Yeah javid and Patel both raised it during 2019 then quietly dropped it. It seemed like the other Tories were pissed off he brought it up now because it got wasted but lol it's ruining kieth

https://twitter.com/ConHome/status/1488803698021220353?t=VcYBFb2WYrmUxcP1FxREfw&s=19

Jose has issued a correction as of 11:07 on Feb 2, 2022

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This is a grim read and the psycho in charge of this academy chain is the social mobility tzar lol

https://twitter.com/warwickmansell/status/1488812139049541633?t=FvylyvZ4Ul12EwP-H1Bhsg&s=19

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
i don't believe keith is a paedophile but he has allowed paedophilia to flourish, he must now apologise and set out his plan for making sure it is dealt with

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
also when the 'no10 sources' say boris was told not to raise this and didn't listen, they 1000% mean becasue they were saving it for the short campaign and he's jumped the gun lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
a little bit of the jubbly

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at nukehursts choice of profile picture

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1488834557440839680?s=20&t=kdmfZhOhIsHLDRRd7OSuPQ

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Watching the Bojo hearing... half his party are wearing masks, and the other half are jeering with highballs in their hands?? Lol

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

He looks like a poorly drawn face on a massive baked bean.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Man Musk posted:

Watching the Bojo hearing... half his party are wearing masks, and the other half are jeering with highballs in their hands?? Lol

not sure what specifically you're talking about but houses of parliament has at least 3 bars that are open basically all day. its not a secret as such but most people don't realise those governing us are shithoused at all times

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Jose posted:

not sure what specifically you're talking about but houses of parliament has at least 3 bars that are open basically all day. its not a secret as such but most people don't realise those governing us are shithoused at all times

Just having some fun at the immunity that a glass gives to a virus, especially compared to the opposing bench which is nearly universally masked.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gonzo McFee posted:

He looks like a poorly drawn face on a massive baked bean.

I'm stealing this.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Man Musk posted:

Just having some fun at the immunity that a glass gives to a virus, especially compared to the opposing bench which is nearly universally masked.

kier's labour is indeed a surgical opposition

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
didn't expect the leopards etc etc

https://twitter.com/Obscurantistx/status/1488599286065639425?s=20&t=GWlkDAJnFAwQNKymTRATWg

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Jose posted:

This is a grim read and the psycho in charge of this academy chain is the social mobility tzar lol

https://twitter.com/warwickmansell/status/1488812139049541633?t=FvylyvZ4Ul12EwP-H1Bhsg&s=19

paywall, cbf registering for this, can you c+p this into the thread or something

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i just read the twitter thread but

https://twitter.com/warwickmansell/status/1488813120550326274?s=20&t=v9Hvah9TgEBuGcfBdz0KEw
https://twitter.com/warwickmansell/status/1488813669223907328?s=20&t=v9Hvah9TgEBuGcfBdz0KEw
https://twitter.com/warwickmansell/status/1488815953567793155?s=20&t=v9Hvah9TgEBuGcfBdz0KEw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this is the killing blow by boris lol

https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1488847743686791168?s=20&t=GWlkDAJnFAwQNKymTRATWg

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jose posted:

Yeah javid and Patel both raised it during 2019 then quietly dropped it. It seemed like the other Tories were pissed off he brought it up now because it got wasted but lol it's ruining kieth

https://twitter.com/ConHome/status/1488803698021220353?t=VcYBFb2WYrmUxcP1FxREfw&s=19

I mean it’s only wasted if Keith both survives and figures out a way to say he doesn’t love pedos by 2024 and lol to either proposition

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Still got my betting slip with 'Truss/Streeting general election in 2022' written on it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao at starmers face when the camera changes to him

https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1488874426682781697?t=xXaHselxgKz8YSQi9ujwlA&s=19

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

is Keith going to resign?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
no but he’ll drink an extra gallon of rum for the foreseeable future

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

the sex ghost posted:

Still got my betting slip with 'Truss/Streeting general election in 2022' written on it

I have a hundo at 50/1 on priti as next tory leader

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

This is absolutely loving grotesque

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Amazing if Keith ends up resigning after this and Boris keeps on truckin.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Jose posted:

This is a grim read and the psycho in charge of this academy chain is the social mobility tzar lol

https://twitter.com/warwickmansell/status/1488812139049541633?t=FvylyvZ4Ul12EwP-H1Bhsg&s=19

Reminds me of Sir Frank Fields lifelong campaign against poverty by reducing benefits benefits dependence.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lmao the centrists are pulling their hair out

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Barry Foster posted:

This is absolutely loving grotesque

I honestly thought it was normal?

I'll admit, my perspective could be hopelessly skewed. I've been out of school for over 20 years but some of the things I remember. We weren't allowed to carry schoolbags on our shoulders for fear that might cause injury to the people behind us. Single file walking down corridors. Giving the whole class a 4 file page essay because our teacher was late and we were making noise in the hallway (no more noise than a conversation between 25 kids would cause.)

I think the most ridiculous thing I witnessed was a sixth former being told to stand outside the staffroom all day, he hadn't shaved that morning.

My school might have been a special case. The headmaster was a catholic priest who had no teaching credentials, AFAIK. He left the year before I joined. A pupil attempted to slash his throat with a scalpel from the art dept. but he survived. I don't know any more details than that but my devoutly religious grandmother said the boy who slashed his throat should have slashed it better.

My grandmother was the sort that believed tales of pedophile priests only came from scammers too.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
of course he's an enormous piece of poo poo but for once, loving lol

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Valko posted:

I honestly thought it was normal?

I'll admit, my perspective could be hopelessly skewed. I've been out of school for over 20 years but some of the things I remember. We weren't allowed to carry schoolbags on our shoulders for fear that might cause injury to the people behind us. Single file walking down corridors. Giving the whole class a 4 file page essay because our teacher was late and we were making noise in the hallway (no more noise than a conversation between 25 kids would cause.)

I think the most ridiculous thing I witnessed was a sixth former being told to stand outside the staffroom all day, he hadn't shaved that morning.

My school might have been a special case. The headmaster was a catholic priest who had no teaching credentials, AFAIK. He left the year before I joined. A pupil attempted to slash his throat with a scalpel from the art dept. but he survived. I don't know any more details than that but my devoutly religious grandmother said the boy who slashed his throat should have slashed it better.

My grandmother was the sort that believed tales of pedophile priests only came from scammers too.

It was grotesque when it happened to you too

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I remember them bringing in isolation for naughty kids at our school and having an assembly where the deputy head did their best to explain how the windowless room you went in at 9 and didn't come out til 3, even for lunch, because you came to school in trainers too many times or forgot a pen, was good

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