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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Spangly A posted:

ok

Do you just not remember this?

(Ken Clarks hot mic)

Not really a smoking gun on racism, just him being a lunatic.

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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Love to think of 84k as 'just paying the bills.'

She's in the US so that very much could just be paying student loans and medical bills or whatever.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

I've heard from someone who worked with Gove at the Department for environment that he genuinely gave a poo poo about green policy, listened and worked extremely hard to the surprise of absolutely everyone.

I'm willing to agree that 1) there is no difference between parroting the views of cunts for self service/preservation and actually being one 2) he probably actually is one anyway so whatever, but the idea that he might be "the most racist tory" is a big loving claim and needs to be based on something

Labour can't even keep nonce-protecting out of the papers, ffs. We are stuck with these people. Having a vague mental hierarchy of what a oval office they all are is kinda useful.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
what possible practical use can be gained of ranking all the Tories in a league table of most to least cunty

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

jiggerypokery posted:

Liam Fox "raised eyebrows" over foreign policy is a loving long way from "one of the most racist tories"

Baroness Warsi describes him as a vicious islamophobe.

E.g: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/29/lady-warsi-says-she-fears-michael-gove-becoming-pm

https://www.businessinsider.com/islamophobia-scandal-conservative-party-goes-right-up-to-the-top-baroness-warsi-interview-2018-6

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/michael-gove-donald-trump-baroness-warsi-anti-muslim-crazy-tory-chairwoman-a7649411.html

He also gave an interview from home with The Bell Curbe and books by David Irving visible behind him so I'm happy to believe he has some very racist views. Plus, the whole being a Tory thing.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/michael-gove-criticised-owning-book-holocaust-denier-12651282/

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Julio Cruz posted:

what possible practical use can be gained of ranking all the Tories in a league table of most to least cunty

comedy tier-list content of course

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Let me just get you a citation for that rumour I heard about once, sure.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Miftan posted:

Let me just get you a citation for that rumour I heard about once, sure.

2 other posters have found stuff that is relevant and interesting

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
We are, at last, experiencing a new empire: where the happy south stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the northerner. At last Mrs. Thatcher is saying, I don't care what half of the population is saying, because the richer half will keep me in power.

- Michael Gove, one of the better Tories.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Everyone who read this tweet is now excommunicated. If you weren't communicated in the first place then several bishops will come round to christen, confirm, and then defenestrate you.

This is the tweet that caused Nietzsche's crisis of faith. It went back to the earthly paradise and bounced around like a pogo stick throwing apples everywhere. It's the vision that appeared to Desmond Tutu but it was dressed as a giant foam watermelon.

This tweet is available as an NFT of a Pietà of Johnson cradling a drunk gammon who is relieving himself.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Julio Cruz posted:

what possible practical use can be gained of ranking all the Tories in a league table of most to least cunty

Well you might only have a small portion of wall available to use at once

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

jiggerypokery posted:

comedy tier-list content of course

this is, uh, quite a deviation from "Gove would actually be a really good MP"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Julio Cruz posted:

what possible practical use can be gained of ranking all the Tories in a league table of most to least cunty

To group them properly to maximize the entertainment at the guillotines.
You don't want to peak and only have the least worst at the end.
You would want an equal amount, open with a worse one, then a few middling to least worst ones, then the last few for the worst of the worst.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Julio Cruz posted:

this is, uh, quite a deviation from "Gove would actually be a really good MP"

I'm happy to stand corrected.

In a different party,
In a different country
given different views
from a different education
under a different electoral system
In the right department
In a different universe
"Gove would actually be a really good MP"

seemed like 1 too many qualifiers to pursue an argument into the second page - so I'm reverting to default low-content shitposting

EvilMoJoJoJo
Dec 9, 2004

ask me about leaving the cult of black metal and bringing jesus into your life

Job 19:17
Apropos Gove, I recently heard from a reliable source that the Westminster gossip is that our 'favourite' Pob lookalike has been pretty quiet recently because his boyfriend has just moved in with him. Given the overwhelming "will this do" aura to the levelling up white paper, I can believe it.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/JasonGroves1/status/1489317425556434950

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001


https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1489309777943535616

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Pretty sure the Saville comment was just cover for implementing the new policy of fire/rehire right to the top. also 500 other loving appalling things Boris is getting done before handing over the reigns to Rishi or whoever.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Are these his wife people, or his or like neither?

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

I was going to say. Weird high ground to take that you're happy to work for a man who is personally a hugely reprehensible piece of poo poo and lies with every breath he takes, and to further the goals of the party filled with people like him (among them personal friends of Savile), but you can't possibly stand for a throwaway insult that isn't even really all that far from the truth.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




https://twitter.com/EleniCourea/status/1489320536580755459


Rats, ship etc

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

https://twitter.com/dailymailuk/status/1489325383774359559?s=21

Oh no just who should I believe

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

big scary monsters posted:

I was going to say. Weird high ground to take that you're happy to work for a man who is personally a hugely reprehensible piece of poo poo and lies with every breath he takes, and to further the goals of the party filled with people like him (among them personal friends of Savile), but you can't possibly stand for a throwaway insult that isn't even really all that far from the truth.

The Saville thing is just an excuse to leave.
There must be something really bad Boris has done that is not known yet.
Be it drugs at the parties that the Met are trying to cover up, or they know they are hosed next election.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Yeah I realise that these people haven't actually had an attack of conscience over this. It's just so insulting and tiring that the papers and supposed top political commentators are constantly telling you "these problems you see and experience yourself, they aren't real, they don't exist, but if they do exist they aren't actually problems, they're good", and then on the other hand they act like two posh pricks having a spat about who is the bigger friend to powerful rapists is the most important thing in the world. If you took their poo poo at face value you would quite literally become insane.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Just lol at the loving state of this country

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Just always remember they were not sorry when they didn't think you knew

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I know you all love my :tinfoil: posts about London air traffic but there's a doozy going on at the moment - the East of England Air Ambulance has just landed at St. George's Hospital in Tooting, having (presumably) picked someone up from the Royal Papworth Hospital in Cambridge.

This on it's own would be *fairly* peculiar - night operations over London are severely limited, night landings much, much more so, and although St. George's is a reserve base for G-HEMS (London's air ambulance) in the event the Royal London isn't available, and I can't see anything (skimming Wiki) that either St. George's offers that Papworth doesn't, but maybe there is some ultra-ultra-specialist thing that they can do there that necessitates all this rule-bending (I'd be less surprised if the traffic were the other way - the Papworth is a world leader in cardiac and pulmonary surgery so it might be a patient needing them urgently, or even a heart or a lung being picked up for transplantation.

Where it gets *really* weird is... it made this exact trip, at exactly the same time (well within 2 minutes), last night as well.

I don't think it's anything suspicious, but it certainly is really bloody weird.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Tldr Queen ded

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do youse really only have one air ambulance for the whole east of england?

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I know you all love my :tinfoil: posts about London air traffic but there's a doozy going on at the moment - the East of England Air Ambulance has just landed at St. George's Hospital in Tooting, having (presumably) picked someone up from the Royal Papworth Hospital in Cambridge.

This on it's own would be *fairly* peculiar - night operations over London are severely limited, night landings much, much more so, and although St. George's is a reserve base for G-HEMS (London's air ambulance) in the event the Royal London isn't available, and I can't see anything (skimming Wiki) that either St. George's offers that Papworth doesn't, but maybe there is some ultra-ultra-specialist thing that they can do there that necessitates all this rule-bending (I'd be less surprised if the traffic were the other way - the Papworth is a world leader in cardiac and pulmonary surgery so it might be a patient needing them urgently, or even a heart or a lung being picked up for transplantation.

Where it gets *really* weird is... it made this exact trip, at exactly the same time (well within 2 minutes), last night as well.

I don't think it's anything suspicious, but it certainly is really bloody weird.

This is 100% not suspicious and just someone with money/prestige going closer to their London flat

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Most likely a practice run for getting the queen to the golden throne in time.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Do youse really only have one air ambulance for the whole east of england?

"East of England" isn't just a term for everything from Newcastle to the Isle of Wight, it's a specific region comprising East Anglia and all the bits of England that everyone else thinks are in East Anglia but which insist they aren't, plus the Home Counties north and east of London. It's almost perfectly sized for a single air ambulance to cover - you can fly anywhere there from Cambridge in under 30 minutes, and has a population of about 6 million.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Most likely a practice run for getting the queen to the golden throne in time.

I can think of no sequence of events that leads to Her Maj carking it in Tooting, and I can see her giving the idea of having to go there to save her life the same reception as her grandfather gave to the idea of going to Bognor.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

That's where the disposable children with good livers are though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

"East of England" isn't just a term for everything from Newcastle to the Isle of Wight, it's a specific region comprising East Anglia and all the bits of England that everyone else thinks are in East Anglia but which insist they aren't, plus the Home Counties north and east of London. It's almost perfectly sized for a single air ambulance to cover - you can fly anywhere there from Cambridge in under 30 minutes, and has a population of about 6 million.

I was assuming it wasn't all the way to berwick because we have our own air ambulance up here based not far from james cook hospital, but I wasn't sure how big "east of england" would be, I thought there would be more people in it than that but fair enough.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
East of England is South Holland and Utrecht.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Downing Street to witness his mantrums as he sees his world crumble around him. He's completely hosed. He has no idea how to be PM, as he's relied on his faithful Downing Street team to do all the work and keep up the illusion. I can't see many people step up to fill the vacant roles, as to do so could be deemed as career suicide.

So we now have a neutered PM without his trusted senior advisers and communications chiefs. But he's 100% going to refuse to resign. He knows he's going to be a pariah when he loses his office, and life will never be as good for him as they currently are right now. So he has nothing to lose, and as we've seen multiple times, he doesn't care who or what he destroys to get what he wants.

Interesting times....

e: Yup, it's a coup

https://twitter.com/BosonHiccup/status/1489327870656798725

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Feb 3, 2022

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Do youse really only have one air ambulance for the whole east of england?

Isn't it also partly/mostly funded by charity?
[fake edit]
Yes, the helicopter, along with maintenance is funded by the charity. As, presumably, are the salaries of the paramedics and doctors seconded to the service.

Because god forbid politicians ever actually pay for something useful out of taxes

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

kingturnip posted:

Isn't it also partly/mostly funded by charity?
[fake edit]
Yes, the helicopter, along with maintenance is funded by the charity. As, presumably, are the salaries of the paramedics and doctors seconded to the service.

Because god forbid politicians ever actually pay for something useful out of taxes

I own part of that chopper, or maybe the elephant house at Colchester zoo, they didn't specify which

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