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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cavauro posted:

i'd send you to a much worse web site from the late 1990s but it's gone from being so much grosser!

something awful.com

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Quantum of Phallus posted:

something awful.com

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/KennyOmegamanX/status/1489698258947563523

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Ooof, Ospreay's reply.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Pylons posted:

Ooof, Ospreay's reply.

The first reply is worse but the second one is dumber because Ospreay posted a photo of Kenny in the tweet! You (essentially) mentione him first!

https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/1489702937848918021?s=20&t=D2nTa4CV_O1kfC3TvBA_LA

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cringe ospreay

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
too bad at twitter to be in AEW

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

too bad at twitter to be in AEW

Brian Cage is in AEW

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Rarity posted:

Brian Cage is in AEW

is he though

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Rarity posted:

Brian Cage is in AEW

"in"

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Anyone who doesn't like Kenny's match against the 9-year-old girl is a cop

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
british wrestler confused at somebody just wrestling a 9 year old girl

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/linafanene/status/1489694663913222145?s=21

So Nia’s saying she was too dumb to buy a fake vax card to save her job?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

british wrestler confused at somebody just wrestling a 9 year old girl

fuuuuuuccckkkkkkk

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

british wrestler confused at somebody just wrestling a 9 year old girl

drat

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

The abuse of underage boys and girls continues to be a laugh riot.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

yea ok posted:

The abuse of underage boys and girls continues to be a laugh riot.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Shard posted:

Anyone who doesn't like Kenny's match against the 9-year-old girl is a cop

100% this. Kenny Omega vs Haruka is loving awesome. For the way that Kenny, and the ref hold her hand, and guide a clearly nervous child through the match. For the way he protects her, and makes sure she is not hurt. For the way he is prepared to sell for her. For the way the crowd buy in to it. And last, but not least for the ending, where Kenny threatens to destroy her, only to be timed out, and he gets to make the coolest pouty face as he slinks away defeated.

YAY for Kenny Omega, the ref, and the company, (I forget which one it was), for doing all of this to allow a 9 year old girl her chance in the spotlight. And BOO to any bastard who cannot see it for the beacon of goodness and wholesome-osity that it is.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Wasn’t the kid Riho not Haruka?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Rarity posted:

Goons getting worked by tweets will never not be funny

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The deeb interview about women never having it so good got everyone worked

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Dacap posted:


So Nia’s saying she was too dumb to buy a fake vax card to save her job?

Love to casually imply my former coworkers committed a felony.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

Wasn’t the kid Riho not Haruka?

He did matches with both, but only tag matches with Riho and only once against her in 2010

Here's the Haruka match:
https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/69082/Nine-Year-Old-Girl-Vs-Professional-Wrestler/

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Feb 4, 2022

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

TV Zombie posted:

Wasn’t the kid Riho not Haruka?

Nope. Riho was born 1997, she would have been 14 when the match happened

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Bad week for the goon wrestling twitter thread. Let’s get some good rest this weekend and really give it our all bright and early Monday!

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

There's good weeks?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sandman McMahon posted:

There's good weeks?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

kenny sucks rear end as twitter just as bad as ospreay. they should be doing lame DMs and BMs to each other

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

what’s bm

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


Surprised you don’t know, seeing as it’s your new NXT 2.0 name

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
bowel movements

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i thought it was big matches, or big moves when already in the context of big matches.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

beefy man

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Barry Bluejeans posted:

yes, I understand all that, it's still a strange aspect of the business

if a couple of guys were in a play that featured a love triangle and one of them happened to be dating the woman involved you wouldn't expect the other man to tweet a thirst trap pic of her
Even though it's a work, wrestlers are a hybrid of actors and top athletes. If the wrestling industry is anything like the acting/film industry or the Olympics, nobody's monogamous and everyone bangs each other because they're all constantly surrounded by attractive people in top shape. I've heard stories that Olympic villages literally have buckets of condoms in their common areas. And actors basically just throw sex parties a lot.

Eat My Fuc posted:

End of Heartache is my favorite finisher name. There’s some really great ones these days, Made in Japan, Death Rider (and Paradigm Shift).

Love a good finisher name.
Seth Rollins called his small package driver "God's Last Gift" on the indies and it's always stuck in my mind.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1489784899397570561

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

The Dwayne Johnson Brand is excited to announce that it will no long be presenting Mr. Rogan with a fine bottle of TEREMANA tequila, made with premium agave nectar.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!

Ganso Bomb posted:

The first reply is worse but the second one is dumber because Ospreay posted a photo of Kenny in the tweet! You (essentially) mentione him first!

https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/1489702937848918021?s=20&t=D2nTa4CV_O1kfC3TvBA_LA

I've seen the attendance numbers, no one's watching, Billy boy.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Will is so dumb he thinks wrestling is real right?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!
he's tryin to get booked

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Good replies to this tweet

https://twitter.com/SilverNumber1/status/1489821974314504194

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