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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the Queen is alive apparently and sporting a new cane and hunchback servant

https://mobile.twitter.com/itvnews/status/1489954135491416065

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

How is that a quip?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Biplane posted:

How is that a quip?

When you reach her age even just being able to finish a sentence with a beginning middle and end is seen as an accomplishment.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Desiderata posted:

I check to see this 'in context', and it does not help at all. The 'context' is nothing but 'edgy humor is funny', and it the only bit missing from this video is that it opens with "this one should be a real career ender". Yeah Jimmy, I hope it is.

I did the same and while he tries to contextualise it afterwards he fails and it's just a loving horrible joke.

The 'joke' immediately before it is him telling airport security he wouldn't take his shoes off in a mosque, proving he's not a terrorist because only Muslims are terrorists.

And before that? "Women can prevent any rape. Just say yes".

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

RealityWarCriminal posted:

the Queen is alive apparently and sporting a new cane and hunchback servant

https://mobile.twitter.com/itvnews/status/1489954135491416065

https://mobile.twitter.com/henrybabes/status/1489963300855107588

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Biplane posted:

How is that a quip?

it’s a reference to her son

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

V. Illych L. posted:

you just need to keep things formally deniable. if it's impossible to accuse you without making at least somewhat uncertain inferences, you get to call critics conspiracy theorists and cranks and actually this kind of thing is quite common etc
I feel like they could probably also sue and win if you actually made the claim that they conspired to sink Corbyn, given UK laws. Well, you possibly could too if you had a signed and notarized contract outlining a conspiracy to sink Corbyn, given that the truth is not a defense in the UK.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1489973208388415488?s=20&t=kfmC4475nVEDm5td2BTVdA

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
the absolute coward deleted it, so here it is, in all its... glory?? idk what you even call it

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/1489929954703859712

https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/747165335804121088

Looke
Aug 2, 2013


:thunk:

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

CGI Stardust posted:

the absolute coward deleted it, so here it is, in all its... glory?? idk what you even call it


please tell me this isn't about the queen

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Doctor Jeep posted:

please tell me this isn't about the queen

uhh I mean I can tell you that, but, it wouldn't be true

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

RealityWarCriminal posted:

the Queen is alive apparently and sporting a new cane and hunchback servant

https://mobile.twitter.com/itvnews/status/1489954135491416065

Nice, I was hoping Netflix was going to renew the Dark Crystal spinoff.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

the Queen is alive apparently and sporting a new cane and hunchback servant

https://mobile.twitter.com/itvnews/status/1489954135491416065

she’s remarkably with it

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Doctor Jeep posted:

please tell me this isn't about the queen
no


her maj's hootin' honkers. the royal rack. the platinum jublees. the noble norks. the

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
queen breasts

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Grape posted:

Nice, I was hoping Netflix was going to renew the Dark Crystal spinoff.

Once more they will replenish themselves.

Through the power of their source, their treasure, their fate...

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

trial by stone jubbly cake!

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

I did the same and while he tries to contextualise it afterwards he fails and it's just a loving horrible joke.

The 'joke' immediately before it is him telling airport security he wouldn't take his shoes off in a mosque, proving he's not a terrorist because only Muslims are terrorists.

And before that? "Women can prevent any rape. Just say yes".

Who could have seen this coming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OLXzO1oK2w&t=275s

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol this has riled people up

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1490083210386104324?t=OxDO7v70myx1E_lh-_pNMA&s=19

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



kecske posted:

my old man's favoured method of dealing with cold was to just go outside for a bit so that when you came back in it felt warm

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

When my dad was a kid, if he or his brothers ever got any money gifts, my nan would tell him to put the money in the 'special grey savings box under the stairs' (ie the meter).
He was a teenager before he realized.

when i was a wee lad me gran always made stone soup for sunday tea but she always took the stones out to use for next weeks

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

when i was a wee lad me gran always made stone soup for sunday tea but she always took the stones out to use for next weeks

Stone soup? Luxury.... when I were a lassie, oily rag, 'ole in 't road etc etc

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



ok now I know she'd dead and Charles is running the sock puppet account

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


I thought legally she would be Queen consort and the Princess consort thing was some weird :decorum: thing that I guess they're now backing off from...? :thunk:

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Horseshoe theory posted:

I thought legally she would be Queen consort and the Princess consort thing was some weird :decorum: thing that I guess they're now backing off from...? :thunk:

The headline's been updated to say Queen Consort. Prince Consort was only a thing because you couldn't have King Consort as King > Queen. Not a concern the other way round.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

euphronius posted:

she’s remarkably with it

yeah shes having a wee laugh, still talking and good knife handle grip. get another 10 years out of her.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Doctor Jeep posted:

please tell me this isn't about the queen

her diamond jubblies, specifically

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

ugh
I still remember an article about mps calling theresa may mummy

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Queen to Harry and Megan: You can't just leave, there's hundreds of years of protocol and rules that need to be followed!
Queen to Chuck and Cami: lol she can be Queen if she wants, that make you feel better son?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

so when william gets it do we get both a queen and a queen consort?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Still think it'll be funny when Charles dies first

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Jose posted:

Still think it'll be funny when Charles dies first

how many people have to die/abdicate to make andrew king?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Nine, I think? Both the older sons and also however many kids they have.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Wow, some things can still shock me

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Surprising number of people in c-spam who've never seen Jimmy 'you should be allowed to beat your wife, oops I shouldn't have said that aren't I naughty haha unless' Carr's act

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Fair enough, i’ve only really seen him on Mock the week and celebrity countdown, plus guesting on other shows when i was going through a bad phase where i’d watch every panel show going

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Doctor Jeep posted:

please tell me this isn't about the queen
anything the queen has or does is majestic just by semantic necessity of being a majesty

she majestically wipes her majestic rear end after doing a majestic poo

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
She literally does not though

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Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

CGI Stardust posted:

no


her maj's hootin' honkers. the royal rack. the platinum jublees. the noble norks. the

vast tracts of land

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