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gonadic io posted:She literally does not though
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TACD posted:the queen’s majestic crusty bumhole
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The official royal bumhole squire is a noble title that's inherited been passed down father to son for 600 years and comes with a parcel of land in Grimsby
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Quotey posted:yeah shes having a wee laugh, still talking and good knife handle grip. get another 10 years out of her. she will outlive us all, i'm sorry to report
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Feb 6, 2022 12:14
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redleader posted:she will outlive us all, i'm sorry to report
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gonadic io posted:The official royal bumhole squire is a noble title that's inherited been passed down father to son for 600 years and comes with a parcel of land in Grimsby No way, Groom of the Stool was way too important and coveted a position to be hereditary
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Young Simba: And this'll all be mine? Mufasa: Everything... Young Simba: Everything the light doesn't touch...
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shirts and skins posted:No way, Groom of the Stool was way too important and coveted a position to be hereditary indeed it literally was one of the most important posts in the royal court historically speaking
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Feb 6, 2022 12:58
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I’ve heard that the queen doesn’t flush when she has to do a number two. they immediately send in a highly trained team with aquarium nets to fish out the royal jobbie. this is to avoid it falling into hostile hands and being used to clone our maj, or some other nefarious scheme involving her fecal DNA I think there’s a Royal Navy warship where the sailors proudly display one of princess Anne’s turds in a jar after she got caught short during an inspection some years ago, so the paranoia is perhaps not entirely unjustified. I’m sure one of them wrote into viz about it
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passed the midway point of my program, got a 66% average in the christmas assessments so feelin pretty good! soon, soon i will escape
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Doctor Jeep posted:ugh I recall that too so I went and googled Theresa May sex symbol. Yep, that happened. I also found this, lol. It's The Independant so it's paywalled but here's the headline. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...e-a8027426.html Mark Garnier: Number 10 refuses to say Theresa May has confidence in sex toy minister The junior minister admitted asking his secretary to buy him the toys and referring to her in an inappropriate manner
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gotta pay rent somehow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8BeTjCjmwQ
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Nine, I think? Both the older sons and also however many kids they have.
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El Pollo Blanco posted:Jimmy Carr is a good barometer of whether another Brit comedian is garbage, as I doubt anyone with even the tiniest shred of a moral compass would go on any of the panel shows he hosts I still can not believe that TV shows have gotten that bad that there is one he is hosting where its basically 'can you remember what was said 5 minutes ago'.
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uh anybody know what this is about https://twitter.com/trussliz/status/1490432163623456771
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RealityWarCriminal posted:the Queen is alive apparently and sporting a new cane and hunchback servant QUEENY! wouldn't know what we'd do without OUR Brenda
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gonadic io posted:uh anybody know what this is about It turns out the Chinese government has finally recognized the value of the strategic sheep purposes of the Falklands.
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gonadic io posted:uh anybody know what this is about They're so desperate for a war they're like a drunk swinging at traffic now.
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Pipski posted:They're so desperate for a war they're like a drunk swinging at traffic now. a drunk swinging at traffic, several thousand miles away from the bloke they're shouting at "defend their right to self determination" with what? stern tweets? because there's gently caress all the uk has that can even get within range of the chinese navy if they decided that they were going to enforce argentina's claims and it's hard, on the one side I firmly side with the principle of self determination, and iirc there were only 3 people on the island who wanted argentinian sovereignity at last count, but also, this is really funny
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The sino argentine alliance will start ww3 for las malvinas
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https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1490434750435184644 IMHO, Chen Weihua should do some freedom of navigation trips around the Falklands.
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did...did kier delete his twitter? but also I don't see that on labour's twitter so
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No llama, thanks Starmer
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Horseshoe theory posted:https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1490434750435184644 The South China Sea bullshit is the most flagrantly dumb imperialist stuff China does so that's a pretty lousy comeback, c'mon man this is the Brits here. Shooting fish in a barrel in terms of trolling.
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Yup. Nice choice of friends. https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1490410663541452805
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Imagine fighting an actual war with Boris in charge.
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Hillary 2024 posted:Imagine fighting an actual war with Boris in charge. it will be just like the blitz
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