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am i correct to understand that your fetid bog island is still inhabited with cretinous inbred, throwaways of the vikings and ruled over by an ancient vampiric german family? how is this still possible?
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Top City Homo posted:am i correct to understand that your fetid bog island is still inhabited with cretinous inbred, throwaways of the vikings and ruled over by an ancient vampiric german family? With racism many things are possible. Not good things, but things.
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Top City Homo posted:am i correct to understand that your fetid bog island is still inhabited with cretinous inbred, throwaways of the vikings and ruled over by an ancient vampiric german family? You tell us, you seem to be having lots of ‘ideas’ today Just loving go for it, post exactly how you think this all came about
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Regarde Aduck posted:You tell me, you seem to be having lots of ‘ideas’ today It's not very British of them, having ideas, is it? Not very British at all.
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Feb 7, 2022 07:42
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I think all people of all nations should start having less of them
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Ideas are what got us global climate change
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Regarde Aduck posted:Ideas are what got us global climate change British ideas, no less!
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endlessmonotony posted:British ideas, no less! british ideas are satanic ideas
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Top City Homo posted:british ideas are satanic ideas Please, the goatman isn't THAT bad.
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Regarde Aduck posted:You tell us, you seem to be having lots of ‘ideas’ today esoteric knowledge is within your grasp!
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CoolCab posted:I swear food goes off quicker? I wonder if that's a supply chain thing, the amount of times I've gotten home with something for the fridge or a home delivery item and realized I had a day or two to eat it when I was expecting a week. definitely brexit. you'll notice water boils a bit slower too
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I had a home delivery from sainos with some fridge stuff already past expiry
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platzapS posted:definitely brexit. you'll notice water boils a bit slower too 12:05 PM greenwich mean time, the Europeans have vanished. Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to? There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Boris Johnson. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WESTMINSTER, with red concentric circles. I’m uneasy, but what can we do? Sovereignty is reclaimed and if Boris were a European, he’d be just as gone as them. There’s no cause for alarm. Within months, Boris Johnson has declared a war on vague unease. It’s a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Europeans had left, but I don’t think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer’s eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world. Kettles don’t exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low for water to boil. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven’t changed, but the atmosphere.. One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Boris is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to knives. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven. Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar panel and ribbons of golden cloth. It’s a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Boris strides across the landscape, taller than the Shard. We’ve given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and knives no longer stab. I’m starting to wish the Europeans were back. We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they’re European Court of Justice buildings. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. “Look at how they wield their knives,” writes a man. “I always said he’d take our knives away.” They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife! It’s long been clear that Boris brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can’t bring myself to blame him for it. He’s reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Boris does not carry us, we can climb…
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Jose posted:Lol Tweet is 2 years old and hasn't been ratioed.
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Feb 7, 2022 11:54
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Abolish the BBC https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1490657787847880705?t=lVKPolz0VhD60EItGVBxoA&s=19
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loving hell. When i started working I earned less than that a year lmao.
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I'll present it for half that.
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was she any good? was she worth the 15 grand?
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Grape posted:The South China Sea bullshit is the most flagrantly dumb imperialist stuff China does so that's a pretty lousy comeback, c'mon man this is the Brits here. Shooting fish in a barrel in terms of trolling. Yeah, and out of all the things to criticize the UK for, their claim on an island that's been in their posession for 200 years, which had no native population when they got there, and who's current population voted 99.8% in favor of the current arrangement, isn't one of them.
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Sure is good the Labour right defeated that dastardly Corbyn https://twitter.com/RivkahBrown/status/1490663521822072836?t=jU9G5mU2bf20b_67-6XlHA&s=19
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/feb/07/boris-johnson-not-a-complete-clown-says-guto-harri-new-press-chiefquote:Boris Johnson is “not a complete clown”, his new communications director has said, as he revealed that the prime minister initiated a defiant rendition of Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive when the pair met last week. So, just part clown then? Not being clownish at all should be a fairly basic requirement for any PM imo. But even that is a step too far apparently.
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lol good thing both parties only represent landlords again https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1490632833592877061?s=20&t=QD9E7ocuVxY2Hw7Pdz4i2w https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1490632843080384515?s=20&t=QD9E7ocuVxY2Hw7Pdz4i2w
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Philonius posted:Yeah, and out of all the things to criticize the UK for, their claim on an island that's been in their posession for 200 years, which had no native population when they got there, and who's current population voted 99.8% in favor of the current arrangement, isn't one of them.
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R. Mute posted:yes, that's a very good argument but here's my rebuttal: gently caress the british rude
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ahh the Captain Tom Family Slush Fund
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kecske posted:bureaucracy but with a poppy on Hey now bureaucracy doesn't always imply nepotism and kickbacks.
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Philonius posted:Yeah, and out of all the things to criticize the UK for, their claim on an island that's been in their posession for 200 years, which had no native population when they got there, and who's current population voted 99.8% in favor of the current arrangement, isn't one of them. don't the islands intrude into the argentinian eez
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A middleman but for charities. Great scam!
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Relevant Tangent posted:aren't you welsh? yeah Oh don't worry i think the English are dog cunts and so are the welsh and scottish, sink this lovely island to the bottom of the sea but it's still rude when others say it
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upsidedown posted:12:05 PM greenwich mean time, the Europeans have vanished. Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to? There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Boris Johnson. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WESTMINSTER, with red concentric circles. I’m uneasy, but what can we do? Sovereignty is reclaimed and if Boris were a European, he’d be just as gone as them. There’s no cause for alarm. Within months, Boris Johnson has declared a war on vague unease. It’s a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Europeans had left, but I don’t think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer’s eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world. Kettles don’t exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low for water to boil. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven’t changed, but the atmosphere.. One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Boris is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to knives. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven. Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar panel and ribbons of golden cloth. It’s a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Boris strides across the landscape, taller than the Shard. We’ve given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and knives no longer stab. I’m starting to wish the Europeans were back. We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they’re European Court of Justice buildings. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. “Look at how they wield their knives,” writes a man. “I always said he’d take our knives away.” They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife! It’s long been clear that Boris brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can’t bring myself to blame him for it. He’s reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Boris does not carry us, we can climb… 
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Philonius posted:Yeah, and out of all the things to criticize the UK for, their claim on an island that's been in their posession for 200 years, which had no native population when they got there, and who's current population voted 99.8% in favor of the current arrangement, isn't one of them. idk I was listening to a radio war nerd episode about the South China sea where they discussed how all these left over colonial remnants are why the sea belongs to colonial powers, e.g. France has the largest EEZ in the world China's is like 7 or 8 times smaller than the UK's like the Falklands is one of the less egregious examples because people do actually live there, but tbh if a few thousand queen worshipping weirdos get their self determination trampled on as part of some grand rebalancing of global power it would be a fair trade
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