NFL N/V Offseason: Sorry folks, I counted him out

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Play posted:

no, no. just go away already man. ride off into the sunset. the time has come to pass the torch/baton. etc. etc.

On the other hand the longer Gronk hangs around the more obvious it is the only reason he 'retired' is that he was just done with Belichick's poo poo, which is pretty funny.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 17:20

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 01:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Grittybeard posted:

On the other hand the longer Gronk hangs around the more obvious it is the only reason he 'retired' is that he was just done with Belichick's poo poo, which is pretty funny.

Well the Cincy culture looks pretty fun.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 17:23

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Play posted:

no, no. just go away already man. ride off into the sunset. the time has come to pass the torch/baton. etc. etc.

Kelce is older than Gronk so he should retire first imo

# ? Feb 9, 2022 17:31

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a neat cape posted:

Kelce is older than Gronk so he should retire first imo

Agreed.

Hey, LA is a fun place to live. Chargers need a party loving hall of fame tight end?

# ? Feb 9, 2022 17:36

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Fake Gronk headass being older and possibly ending up being the better receiver (yeah no chance on the blocking but he tries) would be pretty funny to me too.

Probably not to you two.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Feb 9, 2022

# ? Feb 9, 2022 17:44

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Gronk came into the league at 21, Kelce at 24 which is the main difference in why people think Gronk is so much older, he was playing in 2010 and Kelce was drafted in 2013 and didn't play until 2014.

Kelce will pass Gronk in receiving yards this year almost certainly, and passed him in receptions like 2 years ago... but Gronk has like 40 touchdowns on him and over 2 yards a reception more. Gronk is just an absurdity

# ? Feb 9, 2022 17:51

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Gronk came into the league at 21, Kelce at 24 which is the main difference in why people think Gronk is so much older, he was playing in 2010 and Kelce was drafted in 2013 and didn't play until 2014.

Kelce will pass Gronk in receiving yards this year almost certainly, and passed him in receptions like 2 years ago... but Gronk has like 40 touchdowns on him and over 2 yards a reception more. Gronk is just an absurdity

Also just watch how they both played at their height. Gronk was Bo Jackson ish.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 17:58

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Gronk was a touchdown machine. I really don�t remember anything like it when he was firing on all cylinders

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:11

Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/YetiOrKnot/status/1491101335357308929?t=9w4nkZBcKSsZ_J3AuW5g0g&s=19

I'm getting the pro bowl Herbie

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:11

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

That�s crazy. It feel like Eli Apple has been in the league for 10 years.

https://twitter.com/fbgchase/status/1491423789556854784

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:19

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1491442931135545344?t=XVtyDtdEwyukRvWq-0Eovw&s=19

Trust a ninja turtle to play a fuckin shell game

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:28

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Diva Cupcake posted:

That�s crazy. It feel like Eli Apple has been in the league for 10 years.

https://twitter.com/fbgchase/status/1491423789556854784

He crammed like 10 years worth of drama into his short career

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:42

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Raiders/Commanders is a natural rivalry.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1491168307218718721?s=20&t=_7NgOSvb6myrDK5Xrpyn3A

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:44

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Diva Cupcake posted:

That�s crazy. It feel like Eli Apple has been in the league for 10 years.

https://twitter.com/fbgchase/status/1491423789556854784

How the hell was the hazing stuff and subsequent team cancer stuff in 2016-2017? There's just no way.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:45

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Raiders/Commanders is a natural rivalry.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1491168307218718721?s=20&t=_7NgOSvb6myrDK5Xrpyn3A

Raiders being afc redskins seems apt

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:46

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Raiders/Commanders is a natural rivalry.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1491168307218718721?s=20&t=_7NgOSvb6myrDK5Xrpyn3A

# ? Feb 9, 2022 18:48

Zurreco: Dec 27, 2004; Cutty approves.

It would be cool if we could go a month without an NFL player hospitalizing or killing someone.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:02

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

a neat cape posted:

Kelce is older than Gronk so he should retire first imo

That is so crazy, just based on how each of them looks while playing. Gronk moves like a 50 year old man with bad joints, Kelce is still at the absolute top of his game.

Really weird

# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:19

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/jonallen93_/status/1491336706469285891

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:00

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Niwrad posted:

https://twitter.com/jonallen93_/status/1491336706469285891

Lmao what the gently caress

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:03

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Someone issue Jonathan Allen a halt order

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:03

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Not much brain left to pick after the bullet went through it.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:09

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/KimboSIime/status/1491471120498929675

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:18

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Believing Hitler to be a military genius is one of the most clear indicators that someone is both an idiot an an rear end in a top hat

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:24

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

best case scenario:

If the line meshes I could see this team having a winning record. I would be shocked with 10 wins or more, but it’s not impossible. I don’t see them getting 3 wins out of the division and that limits the season.

worst case scenario:

I could see the team at 4-5 wins if the coa
Codependent Poster posted:
https://twitter.com/KimboSIime/status/1491471120498929675

I want to watch Jonathan Allen watch Downfall. Just nodding along as Adolph screams at his generals.ching continues to struggle and the team gives up quick pressure to 3-4 man rushes.

My prediction:

7 wins.

I see a team that can’t stop an above average offense. I think the games will be fun to watch - as long as they have any luck with injuries- but I see them losing fun. I hope 7 wins would get Taylor fired, but Mike and Joe love him so my guess is they keep Zac and fire the DC.

Accolades

#9-15 scoring offense

#24-32 scoring defense

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Eifert Posting posted:

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:35

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Niwrad posted:

https://twitter.com/jonallen93_/status/1491336706469285891

Everything else aside, military genius is really stretching it. He easily could've come out of the war having expanded Germany rather than getting it bombed to hell, split down the middle and occupied by two rival powers, and with him dead and the people/country of Germany international pariahs for decades.

Eifert Posting posted:

well that's an absolute disaster of a quoting attempt lmao

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:37

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Codependent Poster posted:

https://twitter.com/KimboSIime/status/1491471120498929675

Was Payne the puncher or punchee

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:37

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Niwrad posted:

https://twitter.com/jonallen93_/status/1491336706469285891

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?s=20&t=Ez5ofzfI-MOFX92DMHvSPQ

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:45

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Party at Greg�s house

quote:

Free agent OT Greg Robinson was arrested Monday in Thibodaux, La. on nine felony drug charges.

Robinson, 29, was pulled over for a traffic violation around midnight, and a police dog alerted at the presence of narcotics. Officers discovered 38.89 pounds of marijuana, 3.16 pounds of crystal methamphetamine, 2.22 pounds of cocaine, 4 grams of crack cocaine, 227 doses of hydrocodone, 48 doses of oxycodone and 18 doses of alprazolam along with �a large assortment of drug trafficking and packaging equipment/paraphernalia, firearm magazines and ammunition and a small amount of U.S. currency.� It's Robinson's second drug-related arrest in the last two years after he fell out of the league following the 2019 season. Robinson remained in jail Wednesday on $315,000 bond. The former No. 2 overall pick of the Rams is one of the biggest draft busts in recent memory.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:06

Grip it and rip it: Apr 28, 2020

FizFashizzle posted:

Party at Greg�s house

Hes still facing his last set of trafficking charges - things aint looking good.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:13

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Was Payne the puncher or punchee

He was the punchee. Payne put his finger to Allen's head, probably because he saw thoughts like this running around.

Also Allen deleted the tweet lol

# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:14

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Uh...ok.

I feel like I should know what a single hit of meth is growing up near the meth capital of the world at the time but I have no idea. I'm pretty sure 3.16 lbs is a hell of a lot of a gutter drug considering the other stuff he was carrying though. Regardless of everything else going on here.

quote:

Robinson has been arrested previously on drug charges. On Feb. 19, 2020, Robinson and former Auburn teammate Quan Bray were charged with conspiring to distribute marijuana and possession of marijuana with intent to sell, distribute or dispense.

They were arrested after 156.9 pounds of marijuana were discovered in duffel bags in their rented vehicle at Sierra Blanca Checkpoint Station, a U.S. Border Patrol facility off Interstate 10 southeast of El Paso, Texas, and Ciudad Juarez, Mexico.

Gotta give it to him, he doesn't mess around about weight.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:14

Grip it and rip it: Apr 28, 2020

Grittybeard posted:

Uh...ok.

I feel like I should know what a single hit of meth is growing up near the meth capital of the world at the time but I have no idea. I'm pretty sure 3.16 lbs is a hell of a lot of a gutter drug considering the other stuff he was carrying though. Regardless of everything else going on here.

Gotta give it to him, he doesn't mess around about weight.

Yeah there is 0 reason why someone with his profile abd resources should have been in the car with that kind of weight.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:17

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

speaking of germany

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1491507061145755651

# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:20

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Honestly Germany should have gotten regular season games before England. Neither country would struggle to fill a stadium, but a much larger percentage of Germans actively follow NFL football then British.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:23