FishMcCool posted:

Now I want a Last Gary/Scarlett crossover. Possibly taking place in a massage parlour.

quote:

Welcome to IDEA! Inside this vast furniture store, 12 players will take part in a battle to the death using anything at hand to secure a kill - from guns to literal couches.

Melee Combat

Rock, Paper, Scissors! Retail Royale brings back the long forgotten melee combat of one of the first battle royale games ever

Throw Anything

If you see it, you can throw it

Loot, Recycle, Craft

Recycle stuff you don't want, and use the materials to craft your chosen items
Embrace CHAOS

No two fights are the same
Other Features
Meatballs
Voice Chat
Cosmetics
Match events
Duos/FFA modes
Massive map with distinct store sections

Rotten Red Rod posted:

This one is a bit sad, it's clearly a passion project for the dev and not just a slapdash asset flip or crappy porn game, but it's completely undone by the inadvisable name choice. That said, it's really funny that the game's title gets censored in the Steam reviews.

Zil posted:

Ever wanted to murder someone inside an Ikea? Now you can!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1557990/Retail_Royale/

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I had this idea when I was 12 and walking through a Home Depot. drat, I should've learned programming.

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I feel like the concept is let down here by the inclusion of regular rear end weapons like a bow or nailgun (or well, regular for a video game at any rate). You don't use a nailgun to put together IKEA furniture! If they're gonna do "Battle Royale in an IKEA", it seems like the concept would be better served by everything needing to be extremely improvised. Shove a Billy Bookcase on top of someone. Disembowel your opponents with an allen key. Swing a bar stool around like a club. Basically imagine Dead Rising but if it only had the silly gimmick weapons like the patio umbrella or showerheads.

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I feel like the concept is let down here by the inclusion of regular rear end weapons like a bow or nailgun (or well, regular for a video game at any rate). You don't use a nailgun to put together IKEA furniture! If they're gonna do "Battle Royale in an IKEA", it seems like the concept would be better served by everything needing to be extremely improvised. Shove a Billy Bookcase on top of someone. Disembowel your opponents with an allen key. Swing a bar stool around like a club. Basically imagine Dead Rising but if it only had the silly gimmick weapons like the patio umbrella or showerheads.

SirSamVimes posted:

umm

SirSamVimes posted:

umm

quote:

Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.

Such is the life of Randy.

Anyhoo,

Dialtown has many features, including:

- A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
- Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown's visuals aren't just different, its writing is just as out-there!
- Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens' lives!
- Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has over 15 endings at present, at least 25 endings will be available at the end of development.)
- A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.
- The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*

(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot's whereabouts at this time.)


So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.

Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.

*(Warning, may actually contain cords)

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

There's references to genitalia, cryptid-reproduction, egg-laying, sexual language, and two text-only sex scenes (sexual content). There are references to drug/tobacco usage. There's relative cartoon violence and mild realistic violence. Profanity is used throughout.

Zil posted:

quote:

...most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters.

kirbysuperstar posted:

I for one cannot believe that "Team SNEED" keeps putting out racist games

Play posted:

I don't think we should even spread word or post about games like that. gently caress those people

let's focus more on bad smeagol games and the occasional normal terrible game

ImpAtom posted:

Hey now LotR Gollum isn't even out yet.

Play posted:

I dunno if it's a thing here but some places smeagols are all the dudes who love sex games and 'the precious' is the desired horny material inside those games

EasilyConfused posted:

So, uh, what places are these?

Edit: Asking for a friend.

Play posted:

I dunno if it's a thing here but some places smeagols are all the dudes who love sex games and 'the precious' is the desired horny material inside those games

Foo Diddley posted:

from the developers of cuckold simulator



i mean i know steam has no quality control but come the gently caress on

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

You are making this up to see if anyone here is too worried about looking cool to admit they don't know what mung is.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

You are making this up to see if anyone here is too worried about looking cool to admit they don't know what mung is.

Doc Hawkins posted:

came here to post this

steam, why did you put this in my discovery queue



i see, thanks steam

Rotten Red Rod posted:

It was in mine too. Honestly I think there is no algorithm, except to make you think there is one.

Doc Hawkins posted:

you can add tags to an ignore list, i do that with MMOs

Hel posted:

Sure, but sometimes they are just tagged "Massively Multiplayer" instead, so you never know how many tags you need to ignore. And it isn't like the system treats tags as sub tags of others, so it's not enough to ignore " Card Game" you need all the subtypes like "Card Battler" "Trading Card Game" and so on.

Play posted:

I don't know what mung is. it sounds like some kind of slur. or that one type of bean

leper khan posted:

Mung beans are garbage tier beans IMO. Fitting for inclusion in this thread of terrible things.