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FishMcCool posted:Now I want a Last Gary/Scarlett crossover. Possibly taking place in a massage parlour. due to a typo their energetic rendezvous takes place during a massage parkour
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Ever wanted to murder someone inside an Ikea? Now you can! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1557990/Retail_Royale/ quote:Welcome to IDEA! Inside this vast furniture store, 12 players will take part in a battle to the death using anything at hand to secure a kill - from guns to literal couches.
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# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:16 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:This one is a bit sad, it's clearly a passion project for the dev and not just a slapdash asset flip or crappy porn game, but it's completely undone by the inadvisable name choice. That said, it's really funny that the game's title gets censored in the Steam reviews. Inadvisable? Yes. But mainly because nothing in the game is going to beat that horrible pun.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 03:14 |
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from the developers of cuckold simulator i mean i know steam has no quality control but come the gently caress on
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Zil posted:Ever wanted to murder someone inside an Ikea? Now you can! I had this idea when I was 12 and walking through a Home Depot. drat, I should've learned programming.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:I had this idea when I was 12 and walking through a Home Depot. drat, I should've learned programming. I feel like the concept is let down here by the inclusion of regular rear end weapons like a bow or nailgun (or well, regular for a video game at any rate). You don't use a nailgun to put together IKEA furniture! If they're gonna do "Battle Royale in an IKEA", it seems like the concept would be better served by everything needing to be extremely improvised. Shove a Billy Bookcase on top of someone. Disembowel your opponents with an allen key. Swing a bar stool around like a club. Basically imagine Dead Rising but if it only had the silly gimmick weapons like the patio umbrella or showerheads.
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The Cheshire Cat posted:I feel like the concept is let down here by the inclusion of regular rear end weapons like a bow or nailgun (or well, regular for a video game at any rate). You don't use a nailgun to put together IKEA furniture! If they're gonna do "Battle Royale in an IKEA", it seems like the concept would be better served by everything needing to be extremely improvised. Shove a Billy Bookcase on top of someone. Disembowel your opponents with an allen key. Swing a bar stool around like a club. Basically imagine Dead Rising but if it only had the silly gimmick weapons like the patio umbrella or showerheads. Are we in the showroom upstairs, or the store downstairs. This dramatically affects weapon choice.
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The Cheshire Cat posted:I feel like the concept is let down here by the inclusion of regular rear end weapons like a bow or nailgun (or well, regular for a video game at any rate). You don't use a nailgun to put together IKEA furniture! If they're gonna do "Battle Royale in an IKEA", it seems like the concept would be better served by everything needing to be extremely improvised. Shove a Billy Bookcase on top of someone. Disembowel your opponents with an allen key. Swing a bar stool around like a club. Basically imagine Dead Rising but if it only had the silly gimmick weapons like the patio umbrella or showerheads. Now there's an idea for an awesome game. A battle royale, but all the basic weapons are complete poo poo. You have to go around and assemble Dead Rising style wacky weapons. The more elaborate, the better.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:56 |
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You may laugh, but my swedish meatball blowgun has saved my rear end more times than I can count
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:58 |
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umm
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 22:48 |
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I mean, it is thought-provoking, if you count "gently caress off" as a thought
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 22:55 |
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Literally a few posts up my dude
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 23:14 |
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Now time for the truly bizarre Dialtown: Phone Dating Simquote:Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD.
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Don't doxx me
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:25 |
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quote:...most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:41 |
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Women aren't people. gotcha
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:47 |
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From the spergy simulator thread. I believe the intended target was here but https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:52 |
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Press F to put a bunch of demons into a bunch of pigs and throw the pigs off a cliff.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 00:50 |
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I for one cannot believe that "Team SNEED" keeps putting out racist games
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 01:00 |
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kirbysuperstar posted:I for one cannot believe that "Team SNEED" keeps putting out racist games Weren't they formerly Team CHUCK?
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 20:54 |
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I don't think we should even spread word or post about games like that. gently caress those people let's focus more on bad smeagol games and the occasional normal terrible game
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 20:56 |
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Play posted:I don't think we should even spread word or post about games like that. gently caress those people Hey now LotR Gollum isn't even out yet.
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ImpAtom posted:Hey now LotR Gollum isn't even out yet. I dunno if it's a thing here but some places smeagols are all the dudes who love sex games and 'the precious' is the desired horny material inside those games
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 23:41 |
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huh?
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 23:59 |
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Play posted:I dunno if it's a thing here but some places smeagols are all the dudes who love sex games and 'the precious' is the desired horny material inside those games So, uh, what places are these? Edit: Asking for a friend.
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EasilyConfused posted:
pirating websites, mostly. lots of precious gettin moved through there
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 01:22 |
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i don't understand the point of this terminology at all.
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 04:05 |
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What
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 04:14 |
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Play posted:I dunno if it's a thing here but some places smeagols are all the dudes who love sex games and 'the precious' is the desired horny material inside those games You are making this up to see if anyone here is too worried about looking cool to admit they don't know what mung is.
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 05:32 |
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Foo Diddley posted:from the developers of cuckold simulator came here to post this steam, why did you put this in my discovery queue i see, thanks steam
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:You are making this up to see if anyone here is too worried about looking cool to admit they don't know what mung is. I don't know what mung is. it sounds like some kind of slur. or that one type of bean and smeagols/precious makes perfect sense anyone can use it, its fun
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 17:44 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:You are making this up to see if anyone here is too worried about looking cool to admit they don't know what mung is. I saw it on the store shelf next to the bofa and figured they were similar.
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Doc Hawkins posted:came here to post this It was in mine too. Honestly I think there is no algorithm, except to make you think there is one.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:It was in mine too. Honestly I think there is no algorithm, except to make you think there is one. Whatever it is, it sucks, even with normal games. I've clicked "ignore" on every single MMO and tower defense game it's ever suggested, and a third or more of my recommendations are still MMO or tower defense games whenever I get the urge to look at the suggestions.
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 17:56 |
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you can add tags to an ignore list, i do that with MMOs
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 17:59 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:you can add tags to an ignore list, i do that with MMOs Sure, but sometimes they are just tagged "Massively Multiplayer" instead, so you never know how many tags you need to ignore. And it isn't like the system treats tags as sub tags of others, so it's not enough to ignore " Card Game" you need all the subtypes like "Card Battler" "Trading Card Game" and so on.
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 18:03 |
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Hel posted:Sure, but sometimes they are just tagged "Massively Multiplayer" instead, so you never know how many tags you need to ignore. And it isn't like the system treats tags as sub tags of others, so it's not enough to ignore " Card Game" you need all the subtypes like "Card Battler" "Trading Card Game" and so on. Even that doesn't work because I've had "Point & Click" and "RPGMaker" and "Dating Sim" tags on my shitlist ever since valve added the """customize""" feature, said shovelware still shows up in my recommendations/queue whenever I look. The only difference it seems to make is that next to the meaningless ["we think you might like this because... it's a game that runs on PC!!!"] tagblob it adds an indicator saying ["oh but you said you weren't interested in this particular flavor of trash, yet you clicked 'view queue' anyway so here you go wiseguy"] and thus I am owned.
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Play posted:I don't know what mung is. it sounds like some kind of slur. or that one type of bean Mung beans are garbage tier beans IMO. Fitting for inclusion in this thread of terrible things.
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leper khan posted:Mung beans are garbage tier beans IMO. Fitting for inclusion in this thread of terrible things. Indeed. The poor man's edamame
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