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jiggerypokery posted:I'm not sure who this dude is or why he flaps his jaws on TV but this clip has strong "he who smelt it dealt it" energy. one of the most important bbc people, and very likely to the most important in a few months 🪦👑
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Who da fuk doesn't know who Nicholas Witchell is? me
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the state of this country, i saw a thing on TV about a woman who has set up a charity to tackle "bed poverty" because so many kids are sleeping on floors now and i heard "bed poverty" mentioned again today on the radio
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Guavanaut posted:Maybe this privatization racket could try solving bed poverty before they have a go at enclosing the moon. Once again Musk just reinventing things that have existed for years.
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jiggerypokery posted:I don't understand this post at all
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So how much of Andrew's sudden charitable impulse is down to him realising that with Her Maj circling the drain and Charles loving hating his guts (he's apparently the reason Andrew finally got his duties and titles stripped) he realised he could suddenly find himself very, very alone so decided to get Mummy to get the chequebook out while he had the chance?
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Is that really a doll? Wow. Manufacturer? You didnt get a preinvite to order the Tesladoll Model XXX?
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Is that really a doll? Wow. Manufacturer? realdoll is the name. they're creepy as hell though i admit they're finally getting real enough that i just thought it was a lady in makeup at first if you click through to twitter the comments have screenshots of the dude posing it in like renovating the garden and poo poo
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goddamnedtwisto posted:So how much of Andrew's sudden charitable impulse is down to him realising that with Her Maj circling the drain and Charles loving hating his guts (he's apparently the reason Andrew finally got his duties and titles stripped) he realised he could suddenly find himself very, very alone so decided to get Mummy to get the chequebook out while he had the chance? Is money even something that really exists for him? Surely as soon as their attempt to get it thrown out failed, his lawyers must've been like "please please please just pay up and stop being a stupid oval office for once in your goddamn life" He would've had to have been a loving moron not to, but
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They are definitiely well into the uncanny valley to me, even if you can make something that looks human it's going to be an inert lump of silicone, and if you made it move and breathe and simulate human speech and temperature that's frankly only even more horrifying, because either it's not quite right and you're just at an even more profound level of horror, or you've accidentally created something that is indistinguishable from a conscious being and now you're having existential horror which is not conducive to being horny. E: apply this to realdolls or royalty as you feel appropriate.
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ThomasPaine posted:Christ just buy a fleshlight already It is a fleshlight. Just attached to a mannequin also made of the same stuff.
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ThomasPaine posted:Christ just buy a fleshlight already They're like 5 grand, nobody's sinking that kind of money into their wanking unless they have a pretty specific fetish. (There *is* a thriving second-hand market which surely has to be an even more specific fetish - in fact it'd be way, way less shameful if it was your kink, rather than just really wanting to gently caress a sex doll on the cheap)
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ThomasPaine posted:Christ just buy a fleshlight already
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Well yeah, but it's infinitely more creepy because the people buying realdolls are obviously looking for something much more than a sex toy and it's all very sad and grim.
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The humble sex arse remains the marital aid of the proletariat.
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Looking forward to the ASI report on how privatization can efficiently replace human connection with a bag of wank.
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OwlFancier posted:I do not think any of the gases or fluids you could extract from him would be very valuable. You can get a decent chunk of change for plasma though.
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Guavanaut posted:Looking forward to the ASI report on how privatization can efficiently replace human connection with a bag of wank. I think you've somehow stumbled on the perfect analogy for the Corbyn-Starmer handover Yeah I double posted so what
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What would you DO with the thing when you're not, erm, using it? Must be like having a corpse lying around the house.
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Pistol_Pete posted:What would you DO with the thing when you're not, erm, using it? Must be like having a corpse lying around the house. All of my ex's and mum (different context) would say the same about me
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Pistol_Pete posted:What would you DO with the thing when you're not, erm, using it? Must be like having a corpse lying around the house. From what I have seen you are never not using it, when you are not loving it you are posing it around the place, or carrying it, or wheeling it around in a wheelchair, or dressing it up. If anything the loving part seems like a small proportion of the total spectrum of use cases.
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OwlFancier posted:If anything the loving part seems like a small proportion of the total spectrum of use cases. crossposted from your tinder profile again
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Is money even something that really exists for him? Surely as soon as their attempt to get it thrown out failed, his lawyers must've been like "please please please just pay up and stop being a stupid oval office for once in your goddamn life" Money doesn't exist for him, but not for the reason you might think. The royals aren't actually that cash-rich, especially outside of the Queen and Charles. Andrew doesn't get any Civil LIst cash (only the Queen does, and even that's fairly restricted now), he hasn't got the ground rent, licensing fees, and dead granny bonuses that Charles gets. He's hardly poor, obviously, but almost all of his lifestyle is funded . It's the Vimes Boots Theory writ extra large - if he wants to go on holiday an RAF VC10 takes him there, some fourth cousin who owns half of Martinique puts him up, and his lackeys all get paid for by the Royal Household. ISTR he has basically zero income now, having previously been paid about £200k a year as a "trade envoy" - his dukedom doesn't come with the actual land in the way Charles' does, he doesn't even have bullshit charity jobs the way Edward and the sprogs do. Obviously Mummy will keep him off the dole, but like I was speculating I doubt very much if big bro would be keen to do so if he was stupid enough to keep fighting.
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OwlFancier posted:They are definitiely well into the uncanny valley to me, even if you can make something that looks human it's going to be an inert lump of silicone, and if you made it move and breathe and simulate human speech and temperature that's frankly only even more horrifying, because either it's not quite right and you're just at an even more profound level of horror, or you've accidentally created something that is indistinguishable from a conscious being and now you're having existential horror which is not conducive to being horny. Sooner or later someone's gonna put a voice chip in one and I'm not ready for that world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS1m_TIxEW0
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Pistol_Pete posted:What would you DO with the thing when you're not, erm, using it? Must be like having a corpse lying around the house. I saw a documentary years ago with a guy who used to have them all sitting there at the dinnertable and he'd take them out on dates and stuff. Worst part is he was married and still living with his wife, who did not appear to be having the greatest time.
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OwlFancier posted:you're having existential horror which is not conducive to being horny. 
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Not conducive for me, anyway. Like I don't want to be having the chinese room dilemma while I am loving, any more than I necessarily already do by virtue of the inherent distance between all conscious life. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Feb 15, 2022 |
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