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Pistol_Pete posted:What would you DO with the thing when you're not, erm, using it? Must be like having a corpse lying around the house.  https://youtu.be/rLy-AwdCOmI
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Are labour's finances so bad they couldn't afford a new sign? The picture itself was taken in 2019, so they can't even afford a camera.
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https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1493709616257064965 Consider the source(s) here but £12m is 6x more than she paid out of her own pocket to restore Windsor Castle after the fire (the rest being funded by admission fees to the castle and Buckingham Palace, private contributions, and the taxpayer, in ratios that are at best murky).
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Anyone wanna buy this NFT? £12m. Selling for a friend of a billionaire child sex trafficker (decd). Quick sale preferred...
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if its public knowledge that a head of state pays 12m of essentially public funds to get rid of a sexual assault case... well isn't that pretty legit cause to remove that head of state?
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Ooof. The Torygraph have completely hung him out to dry as well as highlighting that the Queen is going to be helping to settle the bill. I wasn't expecting that.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:if its public knowledge that a head of state pays 12m of essentially public funds to get rid of a sexual assault case... well isn't that pretty legit cause to remove that head of state? You'd hope so, wouldn't you? loving Cuck Nation.
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Hell timeline: The gammonati turn against the Royal Family, instead opting for an appointed head of state chosen by the PM, and so Boris then appoints himself as Emperor.
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Big fan of the queen doing the best thing possible to sink the whole institution tbh
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Wonder how many people in that Starmer photo have left the party in the last two years, either willingly or not.
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You could easily tell it was an old photo, as there were non white people in the picture.
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Seeing as it's all our money anyway, can we not raise it in a more traditional manner? Like have a fibreglass Andrew in every supermarket foyer so we can all push 20p through a slot in his head?
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Pistol_Pete posted:What would you DO with the thing when you're not, erm, using it? Must be like having a corpse lying around the house. OwlFancier posted:From what I have seen you are never not using it, when you are not loving it you are posing it around the place, or carrying it, or wheeling it around in a wheelchair, or dressing it up.   i definitely regret looking up the twitter account because between ranting about the tories there's a lot of bdsm literal barbies
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Anti tory with BDSM interludes would probably be more appealing than starmer tbh. But also lmao at the neighbour who can see the dude from that window posing the doll around all day.
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i assumed it was a real doll too but the dude writing as it says something about being made out of fibreglass so maybe it's just a mannequin
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Imagine being that dude's nextdoor neighbour. I'd be constantly tweeting pics of him heaving it around the garden taken from my upstairs window while on the phone to my brother in hysterical fits of laughter.
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Saying that, it's very realistic looking. I'd probably give it one, if the mood took me one day.
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Prole posted:Saying that, it's very realistic looking. I'd probably give it one, if the mood took me one day. What in the absolute gently caress are you on about.
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Mebh posted:What in the absolute gently caress are you on about. 
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Imagine how hard they had to search to find a mannequin that couldn't out-act Kim Cattrall.
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Mebh posted:What in the absolute gently caress are you on about. I mean it's not exactly an ambiguous sentence
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OwlFancier posted:Not conducive for me, anyway. I don't see how I'd ever end up having sex without being terrified over existing in a universe with me in it.
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as if everyone didn't know he was guilty already, now they know
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when i paid my parking ticket without contesting it, it was under duress and in no way was an admission of guilt
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Every once in a while I remember Grace Slick went from White Rabbit to Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now in 20 years and it makes me feel less like I've wasted whatever tiny amount of talent I might have had in my younger days. (Sorry, just remembering how multidimensionally terrible the film Mannequin was, a hatred that was first kindled by the fact that my first girlfriend absolutely loved it, it was literally the only tape she owned, and we had to watch it whenever we were together alone, so there's a *lot* of repressed teenage hormones behind the hate, but it's still loving terrible)
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goddamnedtwisto posted:how multidimensionally terrible the film Mannequin was lol yes found his weakness
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Mebh posted:What in the absolute gently caress are you on about. I genuinely have no idea. Apologies.
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OwlFancier posted:You're having existential horror which is not conducive to being horny. OwlFancier posted:Not conducive for me, anyway. One of my exes kept saying she was dissociating during sex. (she was somewhat unwell mentally at the time) I never really got what she meant until now.
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Prole posted:I genuinely have no idea. Apologies. I apologise too. I'm grumpy as my partner got covid somehow despite me doing all the shopping and going out to do all housey stuff... She gets covid and I'm entirely fine somehow. Meaning i must have gotten it, been asymptomatic and given it to her. I have had proper full on alice in wonderland aura migraines every other day and massive photosensitivity for the last two weeks tho. Unlikely to be related i guess. My very elderly mam did randomly nip round and drop a cheeseburger through the letter box and had a chortle from the end of the drive about dropping groceries off for us vulnerable young folk which made me laugh.
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Mebh posted:My very elderly mam did randomly nip round and drop a cheeseburger through the letter box and had a chortle from the end of the drive about dropping groceries off for us vulnerable young folk which made me laugh. 
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I like to imagine she slipped each component of the cheeseburger through the letterbox one at a time, it all landing in a useless pile on the carpet
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Round here you'd be lucky to get half a bun and a “sorry we missed you” card for the patty
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Interesting priorities on R4 this morning - an extremely long description of the nothing happening by the Black Sea (prominently featuring wise voices exactly repeating what Russia was saying last week about Ukraine not being able to enter NATO while there was a border dispute), and a long obituary of P.J. O'Rourke, a funny writer at one point but really not someone most people in the UK would have heard of, and an in-depth report of how unlikely it was that Team GB were going to win any medals in the Winter Olympics. Unfortunately with all that extremely important and definitely new news they didn't have time to report on any obscure legal cases happening in New York, but obviously it was extremely important to give the author of "How To Drive Fast On Drugs And Get Your Wing-Wang Squeezed Without Spilling Your Drink" the time he merited. (Actually am genuinely a little sad about O'Rourke - he was possibly the only funny right-winger, or at least the only one who could make right-wing politics funny, although alas he did disappear up his own arse around 9/11 and never really got his mojo back)
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Every once in a while I remember Grace Slick went from White Rabbit to Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now in 20 years and it makes me feel less like I've wasted whatever tiny amount of talent I might have had in my younger days. Mannequin is a pretty enjoyable film, NGSUN is a great song, and White Rabbit is like nails on chalkboard. Please God let there not be another cinematic drug taking scene with that doodoo-rear end song bleating over it E: seriously, it's written by Diane Warren and Albert Hammond, it's a perfectly constructed pop song with a guitar solo that almost anyone who's heard it could remember note for note Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Feb 16, 2022 |
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