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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
fine fine crop of posts today, mmhm. mighty fine.

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Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Vlaphor posted:

If you can't do this, don't even talk about being forklift certified.

One of the warehouses we worked at had a leaky roof and no one was ever around or given the task of cleaning the puddles or making the area safe.

So, since we had propane powered forklifts, we would spin our wheels on them to heat them up and dry them.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


evil_bunnY posted:

I'll cross wherever I loving please and if you don't yield I'll kick the side of your loving car lol.

Alright cars, I'm just going to do *THIS*, and if you get kicked, it's your own fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZSoJDUD_bU

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Alright cars, I'm just going to do *THIS*, and if you get kicked, it's your own fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZSoJDUD_bU

All my experience driving in and around Chicago leads me to believe that the inverse of this is true

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

evil_bunnY posted:

I'll cross wherever I loving please and if you don't yield I'll kick the side of your loving car lol.

I mean I'm not going to try to kill or maim you just because you're adding unpredictability to an environment with big hunks of metal flying around at various speeds controlled by operators with various levels of awareness or impairments, but I can't recommend that course of action either

I hope your travels go well, friend

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Doctor Butts posted:

One of the warehouses we worked at had a leaky roof and no one was ever around or given the task of cleaning the puddles or making the area safe.

So, since we had propane powered forklifts, we would spin our wheels on them to heat them up and dry them.

So I decided to search for "forklift burnouts" on youtube.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQpkG94yqd8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AUzZsxfsQ

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



LawfulWaffle posted:

"Lord, I prayed for your help during my journey but I still sheered off the top of my RV on the bottom of this bridge. Why did you let that happen to me?"

"Did you not see the 11'8" signs? Did you not see the red light? Did you not see the large flashing sign that said 'OVER HEIGHT. MUST TURN.'? Nobody let this happen to you, dumbass."

Mark 13:35, "Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the driver of the truck fucketh."

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Pfftt... real forklifters aren't made

THEY'RE BORN

mischief
Jun 3, 2003


The last cross dock where I worked was really prone to rain getting blown all over it if you didn't keep spotting empties in the holes. It's simultaneously hilarious and alarming to completely lose steering on a tow motor going flat out but you can do some sweet tricks when it rains.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

This account tweets a lot of giant lathe stuff.

https://twitter.com/4jawjan/status/1493707369456484352?t=LWyhnQfV5rlcKF2PH5FaQA&s=19

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

in physics, aren't massive spinning things supposed to cause frame dragging and like have more gravity or something? lathes are bending space to suck your rear end in.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

LifeSunDeath posted:

in physics, aren't massive spinning things supposed to cause frame dragging and like have more gravity or something? lathes are bending space to suck your rear end in.

Yes it’s one of the theoretical ways of traveling backwards in time, but it would have to be an infinitely massive lathe to work

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

evil_bunnY posted:

I'll cross wherever I loving please and if you don't yield I'll kick the side of your loving car lol.

"A man chooses, a slave ob--" *splat*

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Jan is great, she posts serious OSHA poo poo day in, day out.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Why not nuke a national park?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWZslOfEjs

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



back in the day they wanted to use Nuke energy for everything.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Usul, we have OSHA violation the likes of which even God has never seen.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

Vlaphor posted:

If you can't do this, don't even talk about being forklift certified.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r73pahaCbv1w5pr9j.mp4
Pfff childs play.

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010


HolHorsejob posted:

*crosses during a green light in full traffic, shouting and shaking fist at every incredulous driver*

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Are all of these idiocies acts of OSHA God? Can we blame our own safety when it was in God's will?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I recently learned that OSHA has religious exceptions for hard hats for Sikhs and Old Order Amish. https://www.osha.gov/enforcement/directives/std-01-06-005

I suppose a turban might provide some protection against blows to the head, if you were lucky.

You can absolutely get hard hat turbans. Hard turbans I guess now I think about it.

Edit; wait hang on did I imagine this?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

It was all a dream...

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


And the Lord said to Moses, “Why do you cry to Me? Tell the children of Penske to go forward. But lift up your rod, and stretch out your hand over the road and lower it"

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

You can absolutely get hard hat turbans. Hard turbans I guess now I think about it.

Edit; wait hang on did I imagine this?

There was an Only Fools & Horses episode about it where Delboy tried to market the idea of crash helmets for Sikhs.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

You can absolutely get hard hat turbans. Hard turbans I guess now I think about it.

Edit; wait hang on did I imagine this?

Tough Turban

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Forgive me for being uninitiated in the ways of the giant lathe. What's going wrong in this vid?

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

ILL Machina posted:

Forgive me for being uninitiated in the ways of the giant lathe. What's going wrong in this vid?

There's nothing wrong, that's just a hell of a lot of mass to be spinning.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The fact that it can type around that much mass like it's nothing. If that bar is something like .5m D by 3m of steel, it would be over 18500KG. The lathe would turn your entire body into paste without the slightest stutter

I could be way off on the size since I'm not familiar with the scale, but you get the idea that it's probably multiple full sized vehicles with of mass

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

tater_salad posted:

back in the day they wanted to use Nuke energy for everything.
I believe that in the early 1960s people wanted to use nukes to fracture one of two mountains in New jersey to build an airport on top of the rubble. Didn't get beyond the study stage, though.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

ILL Machina posted:

Forgive me for being uninitiated in the ways of the giant lathe. What's going wrong in this vid?

She "cheated death once more" by having the giant lathe spin up again without anything breaking and flinging shrapnel everywhere. That's an incredible amount of rotating mass that can make everyone's day get real bad in a hurry.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Sentient Data posted:

The fact that it can type around that much mass like it's nothing. If that bar is something like .5m D by 3m of steel, it would be over 18500KG. The lathe would turn your entire body into paste without the slightest stutter

I could be way off on the size since I'm not familiar with the scale, but you get the idea that it's probably multiple full sized vehicles with of mass

I'm pretty sure most shafts that large are hollow. Physics is weird and shafts carry more torsion load at the OD than ID, so they can be hollow.

If it's a column or something holy gently caress.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Just look at Project Plowshare, which included plans for, essentially, fracking with nuclear weapons.

Khizan fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Feb 17, 2022

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Thanks, team. Loved the use of a rod to press the green button.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

I'm pretty sure most shafts that large are hollow. Physics is weird and shafts carry more torsion load at the OD than ID, so they can be hollow.

If it's a column or something holy gently caress.

It's a giant piston.

https://twitter.com/4jawjan/status/1493601064670711818?t=4TOrHPr2gS_5Zv4aE6SdjQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/4jawjan/status/1493608627751559171?t=lv1MJ1sEb_wKba3Dsn4mCg&s=19

https://twitter.com/4jawjan/status/1493942923905404929?t=Gl-8S_xz9-Y0wpM_BcYN-w&s=19

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
A giant piston for what? An oil tanker diesel engine?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Khizan posted:

Just look at Project Plowshare, which included plans for, essentially, fracking with nuclear weapons.
People even went back into the cavern left by the Gnome explosion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9eYitrLaM

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

haveblue posted:

A giant piston for what? An oil tanker diesel engine?

The diesel engine for your mom's vibrator.

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Alpenglow
Mar 12, 2007


Those four blocky quarter rounded things are... cutting heads or some tool? They're going to be the spinny part? Am I properly processing the setup of industrial terrorlathe? :captainpop:

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