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CommissarMega posted:I'm upset there aren't more gifs of Nazis getting punched. The ones we have are getting old, which actual Nazis shouldn't be There are plenty from the george floyd protests. They just aren't funny
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Heath posted:Did KirbyKhan die They "died" in the sense that they moved out of LA. 
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Gazpacho posted:idk what people think they're proving when they write "FIAT" in capital letters but it sure is helpful for identifying TWITs steinrokkan posted:You know what they say BITCOIN stands for - Fix It Again, Tony, heh heh
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CommissarMega posted:I'm upset there aren't more gifs of Nazis getting punched. The ones we have are getting old, which actual Nazis shouldn't be https://thebasementlabs.bandcamp.com/merch/vxpx-018-richard-spencer-getting-punched-in-the-face-for-an-hour
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Milo and POTUS posted:Where are we talking about that? It's refreshing that such a wholesome scandal came out of the church The best part is that since it happened other priests have come forward and said they said it like that. It's even better that one pretty well known priest was saying it right but he went back and watched a video of his own baptism and it was done that way which means he wasn't technically ever a Catholic which means he was never actually a priest so anything he has ever done as a priest is invalidated. It's very likely that if they could somehow review every baptism going back a few hundred years they would find because of this domino effect that at least half the church (possibly including the pope!) probably more is not actually Catholic and millions of people went to hell because none of their baptisms or confessions or last rites counted!
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Oh no, my pedophile cult's made-up ritual to symbolically clean the non-existiant sin off my squalling child with homeopathic water in the eyes of a fictional entity was slightly wrong. This is very important! Literally worse than a rules-lawyery DnD nerd complaining about the DM handwaving an immaterial rule.
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When God says you better say one word rather than the other, you best not gently caress up
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This is why you've gotta double baptize your kids.
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"Oops I said the magic words wrong, now God can't know the intent of the ritual" So wouldn't that mean God isn't omnipotent?
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Welp, wrap it up goons. We've stumbled on the one logical fallacy that will send all organized religions tumbling down.
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Oh no. If the churches close down we'll just have out of work priests wandering the streets, lying down in front of businesses and begging passing strangers for spare children.
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it's been wrong for 2000 years because they weren't doing it in greek
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"Oops I said the magic words wrong, now God can't know the intent of the ritual" thats omniscience op
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Platystemon posted:thats omniscience op Thanks, but I don't think I'm that impressive.
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cock hero flux posted:it's been wrong for 2000 years because they weren't doing it in greek A distressingly large amount of altar boys would beg to differ
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no pubes yet sorry posted:real talk: one time i was driving up into boston and i hit some traffic. i'm chillin and listening to some garbage on the radio.
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Captain Hygiene posted:When God says you better say one word rather than the other, you best not gently caress up Filoque is worse than murder because it is like murdering god.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"Oops I said the magic words wrong, now God can't know the intent of the ritual" Being able to take a joke and choosing not to take a joke seems well within the confines of omnipotence.
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Vitruvian Manic posted:Being able to take a joke and choosing not to take a joke seems well within the confines of omnipotence. See, this is where the Jews have the advantage because they believe in the possibility of their God having a sense of humour.
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Kingo Ligma posted:A distressingly large amount of altar boys would beg to differ Oj Samovar has a new favorite as of 08:52 on Feb 17, 2022 |
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Kingo Ligma posted:A distressingly large amount of altar boys would beg to differ Hachi machi.
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Kingo Ligma posted:A distressingly large amount of altar boys would beg to differ
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A p solid defense against altar desecration. Err I mean not solid.
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D-Pad posted:The best part is that since it happened other priests have come forward and said they said it like that. It's even better that one pretty well known priest was saying it right but he went back and watched a video of his own baptism and it was done that way which means he wasn't technically ever a Catholic which means he was never actually a priest so anything he has ever done as a priest is invalidated. It's very likely that if they could somehow review every baptism going back a few hundred years they would find because of this domino effect that at least half the church (possibly including the pope!) probably more is not actually Catholic and millions of people went to hell because none of their baptisms or confessions or last rites counted! Also due to this technicality, bears now retroactively have never poo poo in the woods
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Also turns out that it was just a marine with PTSD who assaulted a liberal atheist college professor, not someone serving the will of god after all.
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Also the bear was not actually Albert Einstein
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haveblue posted:Also the bear was not actually Albert Einstein So wait, does that mean Albert Einstein shits in the woods?
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Somebody is making GBS threads in the woods and I mean to get to the bottom of this
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Phy posted:Somebody is making GBS threads in the woods and I mean to get to the bottom of this It must have been the lions or the tigers.
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Zil posted:It must have been the lions or the tigers. Oh my.
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Imagine their dismay when they learn they technically weren’t eating Christian meat.
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D-Pad posted:The best part is that since it happened other priests have come forward and said they said it like that. It's even better that one pretty well known priest was saying it right but he went back and watched a video of his own baptism and it was done that way which means he wasn't technically ever a Catholic which means he was never actually a priest so anything he has ever done as a priest is invalidated. It's very likely that if they could somehow review every baptism going back a few hundred years they would find because of this domino effect that at least half the church (possibly including the pope!) probably more is not actually Catholic and millions of people went to hell because none of their baptisms or confessions or last rites counted! That's not how it works. First of all, the Catholic teaching doesn't say that all unbaptised go to hell. Even though baptism is a requirement for salvation, people through no fault of their own may not have access to the sacrament, or simply not know of its existence, or not understand its meaning correctly to make the choice. Second, people who were offered an invalid or illicit sacrament without their knowledge obviously were in a state of invincible ignorance, which completely excuses them from all culpability. Third, there is a concept of baptism by desire, which basically means that if someone dies before they have a chance to be properly baptised, but had the intention (plus repented and exercised charity), it's still enough to be considered baptised.
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Powershift posted:Ye olde treefuckling: Cojawfee posted:Back when you could wear a three piece suit into the woods and no one batted an eye. Powershift posted:He's the branch manager.
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Paladinus posted:That's not how it works. First of all, the Catholic teaching doesn't say that all unbaptised go to hell. Even though baptism is a requirement for salvation, people through no fault of their own may not have access to the sacrament, or simply not know of its existence, or not understand its meaning correctly to make the choice. Second, people who were offered an invalid or illicit sacrament without their knowledge obviously were in a state of invincible ignorance, which completely excuses them from all culpability. Third, there is a concept of baptism by desire, which basically means that if someone dies before they have a chance to be properly baptised, but had the intention (plus repented and exercised charity), it's still enough to be considered baptised. It's also made up and can work however anyone wants whenever
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Paladinus posted:That's not how it works. First of all, the Catholic teaching doesn't say that all unbaptised go to hell. Even though baptism is a requirement for salvation, people through no fault of their own may not have access to the sacrament, or simply not know of its existence, or not understand its meaning correctly to make the choice. Second, people who were offered an invalid or illicit sacrament without their knowledge obviously were in a state of invincible ignorance, which completely excuses them from all culpability. Third, there is a concept of baptism by desire, which basically means that if someone dies before they have a chance to be properly baptised, but had the intention (plus repented and exercised charity), it's still enough to be considered baptised. What no sola scriptura does to a mf
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Paladinus posted:and exercised charity
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Does tossing a Wendy's "Buy 1 Get 1 Small Frosty" coupon into the collection plate count as charity?
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