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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


with the energy prices they cant afford to run the gpus to render her

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


i am harry posted:

thought you were fit enough for work :confused:

poo poo, that's her benefits sanctioned

Valko
Sep 18, 2015


Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he abstained lol

https://twitter.com/timfarron/status/1496089431803105284?s=20&t=sAlps_97LVN0eJLepqRG8Q

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmfao

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1496221248749252609?t=iXa0lnyiJyDAMiYDx4tYLQ&s=19

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1496103553169084421

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

starmer renews corbyn suspension to extend putin sanctions

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
twitter thinks the queen is dead

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


keirs speechwriter is the laziest in the business and i commend him

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Raskolnikov38 posted:

twitter thinks the queen is dead

She's dead as gently caress. Been dead for months.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

does one breach a threshold? i thought one crossed thresholds, but i'm not a native speaker

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1496251682069659654

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Raskolnikov38 posted:

twitter thinks the queen is dead

It was a rumour started by HollywoodUnlocked. I don't think it's true.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Raskolnikov38 posted:

twitter thinks the queen is dead

Very dead

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Raskolnikov38 posted:

twitter thinks the queen is dead


I want to believe.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Zeroisanumber posted:

She's dead as gently caress. Been dead for months.

For some reason I thought she'd emerged post-christmas or new years from her seclusion and unfortunately been proven to be alive. But has she really not been seen at all the past like 3 months?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

tangy yet delightful posted:

For some reason I thought she'd emerged post-christmas or new years from her seclusion and unfortunately been proven to be alive. But has she really not been seen at all the past like 3 months?

there was video of her failing to cut a cake but who knows when that was recorded

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
also the christmas message, no way they could have recorded that in advance how could they have known covid would still be bad

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

She wasn't dead you dopes, if nothing else the media could not keep a secret for that long

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

No Dignity posted:

She wasn't dead you dopes, if nothing else the media could not keep a secret for that long

Royalist!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

drat, she was definitely dead. Crazy.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

queen dead. so what

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

No Dignity posted:

She wasn't dead you dopes, if nothing else the media could not keep a secret for that long

Jimmy Saville disagrees

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

in any case you'd have to take out the queen generator to clear the map

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

i am harry posted:

thought you were fit enough for work :confused:

She's fit enough for the royal equivalent of work ie doing nothing.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Liz is hooked up to the machine from the end of Mass Effect 2 but there might not be enough poor people slurry to keep her alive.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Liz is hooked up to the machine from the end of Mass Effect 2 but there might not be enough poor people slurry to keep her alive.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

gonadic io posted:

drat another pensioner incorrectly labelled as fit to work by the system :(
monarch in a coma (she's fit for work)

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://bylinetimes.com/2022/02/22/boris-johnson-refuses-to-extend-russian-money-clampdown-to-conservative-donors/

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Breath of Covid

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

lmao of course

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
insanely stupid idea. they really loving hate young people

https://twitter.com/FEontap/status/1496404469529124864?s=20&t=zl45sq0yPxHCbQj6J3AOGQ

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Wow what a poo poo policy that the bootlickers will loving love.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem


huh crazy if you don't get omni you actually get improved access to lifesaving surgeries. and if you're constantly getting omni, which basically anyone in a public facing or inadequately protective work environment might suffer why you won't be able to get surgery at all :geno:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol I love how weird this all is

https://twitter.com/sirimahanthesh/status/1496441546257829888

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Unfortunately this is ever slightly too long for a thread title, so I had to truncate it a bit:

https://twitter.com/theonlyjasonlee/status/1496256053817880580

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

yesterday this was front page news - that she couldn't make her stupid ceremonial appearances. today complete radio silence, no update if she's back or indicator that she's doing better - including the sections that it should be archived in. look, there's stuff from weeks ago that made it here.



:thunk:

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Hollywood Unlocked posted:

Socialites, it is with our deepest regret to inform you that Britain’s Queen Elizabeth has died.

Sources close to the Royal Kingdom notified us exclusively that Queen Elizabeth has passed away. She was scheduled to attend the wedding of British Vogue editor Edward Enninful, but was found dead.

The Buckingham Palace announced on Sunday that The Queen had tested positive for coronavirus. They said at the time that Queen Elizabeth who was celebrating her 70th year on the throne — was “experiencing mild cold-like symptoms” but was expected “to continue light duties at Windsor over the coming week,” the palace said.

However, this Tuesday, she also canceled her planned virtual engagements as she continued to suffer from the “mild Covid-19 symptoms.” No further details surrounding her death have been shared. She was 95 years old.

We will continue to keep you updated as this story develops…

Sounds legit

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
sources in the magic kingdom confirmed she hurt her tummy and then died, goodnight

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CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
my gamble is severely ill, probably not her first bout if charles has had it at least twice now. i'm with no diggity, i genuinely do not believe that the british state could hide it if she corked it. if nothing else you'd be getting pictures of posh cunts crying already.

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