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SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


The Lone Badger posted:

I think you could use a drydock and flood it instead, except then you're tying up an expensive drydock for the entire duration of construction.

:confused: Just build it somewhere else then chuck it in the drydock, then fill the drydock. It's not that loving hard gimme a break.

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EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
Just lower the drydock

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Blackhawks down

https://twitter.com/LifterMike93/status/1496173514294009859?t=yUdhC6O-2C0bbzPdHycJ0A&s=19

https://kutv.com/news/local/black-hawk-helicopter-crash-mineral-basin-little-cottonwood-canyon-utah

Reports of one of the blades breaking off of one of them and impacting the second

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

SyNack Sassimov posted:

:confused: Just build it somewhere else then chuck it in the drydock, then fill the drydock. It's not that loving hard gimme a break.

Ah, I think I can see a way to save you a step here actually...

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


ILL Machina posted:

This showed up on my feed, probably because of you fucks, so here. A bunch of sketchy ship launches

https://youtu.be/w4TdvOYuefg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4TdvOYuefg&t=584s

This guy is so loving dumb lol. Almost obliterated his shin

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
As far as trucks with terrible blind spots my least favorite is the Skymark 10k gallon refueler. It's a gigantic fuel tank with a 1-person cabin wedged on the side. I've driven a few and hate them all. The blind spot is basically 270 degrees.







These are not the biggest tankers I've driven but they are by far the least maneuverable with the worst visibility. The older models had no cameras, the windows were flat so glare from reflections made it nearly impossible to see at night, the airbladder suspension system was crap so say goodbye to your spine if you hit a bump or drive faster than 15mph, the hose reel would frequently jam, the turning radius was abysmal and made worse by the cabin being far in front of the actual turning wheels, the front tires would wear too quickly from turning the tires from a stopped position, there was no way to recirc the sump through the filter so it had to be drained, test port lines ran too low to the ground and would get snagged on things, the isolation valve on the side hose was behind the reel so you had to reach through the spokes of the reel to close it, the jack riser hose (big hose on the white truck in front of the turning wheels) would snag vehicles and cause incidents, and the recirc ports weren't connected to the interlock so you could snap the hoses off by raising the lift deck during a recirc.

The newer models added cameras.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sanctum posted:

The newer models added cameras.

The Russians used a window.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

SyNack Sassimov posted:

:confused: Just build it somewhere else then chuck it in the drydock, then fill the drydock. It's not that loving hard gimme a break.

This falls in line of my comments of why in the 21st century our at least thousands of years old well building technology still hasn't developed some kind of 'boy in well' blocking system since it still happens regularly.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Platystemon posted:

The Russians used a window.

They also had the cab about 5m past the front wheels. I can't even imagine what it must have been like driving one of these through a forest.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SyNack Sassimov posted:

:confused: Just build it somewhere else then chuck it in the drydock, then fill the drydock. It's not that loving hard gimme a break.

Build it complete in a wet dock, then pump the water out so it floats. How hard can it be?

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



SyNack Sassimov posted:

:confused: Just build it somewhere else then chuck it in the drydock, then fill the drydock. It's not that loving hard gimme a break.

But first you have to move the ship from the pre-drydock to the dry dock. Since it's a ship, the easier way to move the finished vessel is in water. So you'd want to build the ship in the pre-drydock, then flood the pre-drydock, and float the ship out to the drydock, remove the water, then allow water into the drydock so the ship can finally float free outside the drydock canal network.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i didn't know docking was so complicated

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Back to truckfuckling for a moment

https://i.imgur.com/7F8tepS.mp4

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



mobby_6kl posted:

Back to truckfuckling for a moment

https://i.imgur.com/7F8tepS.mp4

Dumbass was so eager to cross that he tried to beat/went through the barricade only to not only stop on the tracks but try to reverse.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/jd1Vhzw.mp4

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/UN6pfTL.mp4

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Captain Hygiene posted:

*equips crowbar and jumps on in*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zo6j6trXA

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


this is probably fine if we saw it at actual speed

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



champagne posting posted:

this is probably fine if we saw it at actual speed

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

That vehicle looks like a hearse so tiny that the corpse has to sit upright on the way to the funeral.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:

mobby_6kl posted:

Back to truckfuckling for a moment

https://i.imgur.com/7F8tepS.mp4

What does a train even do in this situation? They need at least half a mile to stop, don't they? :magical:

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

D34THROW posted:

What does a train even do in this situation? They need at least half a mile to stop, don't they? :magical:

Honk the horn then keep on truckfuckling

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Nay, RAMMING SPEED!!!!

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


D34THROW posted:

What does a train even do in this situation? They need at least half a mile to stop, don't they? :magical:

brace for impact and call it in

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's ok, they've spent a long time training for just this situation

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

D34THROW posted:

What does a train even do in this situation? They need at least half a mile to stop, don't they? :magical:

Aren't the barriers supposed to snap?

Can't imagine the truck not having enough power to break em.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mozi posted:

it's ok, they've spent a long time training for just this situation

You must've had a real loco motive to make a joke that bad

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:

You must've had a real loco motive to make a joke that bad

hah

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Z the IVth posted:

Aren't the barriers supposed to snap?

Can't imagine the truck not having enough power to break em.

It probably would have but I bet the driver heard it start scraping his trailer and his instinct was to stop

El Diablo Bob O
Sep 3, 2011

Hay nada mas,
Oh si' my way!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

They also had the cab about 5m past the front wheels. I can't even imagine what it must have been like driving one of these through a forest.



Fortunately, through the power of video games you can imagine no more!

Spoiler: It's rough, but rewarding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvXwFSwVhvY

The sequel Snowrunner has more trucks and areas, but less military vehicles in the base game.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Scratch Monkey posted:

It probably would have but I bet the driver heard it start scraping his trailer and his instinct was to stop

He just couldn't make the turn, which is clear in the uncropped video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW6lw0CBjLU

He went through the flashing lights, but I'm not sure he was even aware the gates were closing.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

EasilyConfused posted:

Just lower the drydock

Just raise the sea level.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



You have to push the crates in the hallway into the water and then jump on them to get to the electrical panel and turn it off. The drain is down in the floor, you need to open that next. Did you get the rebreather in the vent tunnel when you were sneaking around the turret, or just put on the ballistic armor and run through?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

frumpykvetchbot posted:

They had crossed late and got caught behind the gates on the far side of the bridge. If you were in that situation, at least up until the bridge actually starts going up and lifting our car in the air, would you smash through the gates with probably hundreds or thousands of dollars of damages, or would you sit tight and assume that the bridge attendant would notice and open the gates or something to let you out?

No, they crossed well before the gate behind them closed. You can see it close when they stop. They were probably stopped by a barrier on the other side of the bridge closing too (out of frame). The bridge operator just trapped them on the bridge and opened it, and got fired for it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



All that chat has had me thinking about how drawbridges work way more than ever have before. It took me forever to figure out how that person fell from one a week or two back, because my basic assumption was wrong. I figured that the pivot points were designed to keep the top surface of the paired roadway segments essentially together as the bridge portion rotated up (avoiding any substantial gap), rather than part of the bridge portion also rotating down and creating said gap. I guess there's probably mechanical or design reasons that make this way simpler or cheaper or something?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

All that chat has had me thinking about how drawbridges work way more than ever have before. It took me forever to figure out how that person fell from one a week or two back, because my basic assumption was wrong. I figured that the pivot points were designed to keep the top surface of the paired roadway segments essentially together as the bridge portion rotated up (avoiding any substantial gap), rather than part of the bridge portion also rotating down and creating said gap. I guess there's probably mechanical or design reasons that make this way simpler or cheaper or something?

open and close the nearest room door while staring at the side with the hinges and all will become clear

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Megillah Gorilla posted:

They also had the cab about 5m past the front wheels. I can't even imagine what it must have been like driving one of these through a forest.



No need to imagine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5vEH_9zDo

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just raise the sea level.

Way ahead of ya




drat all that and you don't even get to launch the missile in the end?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



shame on an IGA posted:

open and close the nearest room door while staring at the side with the hinges and all will become clear

That's the thing, if they *were* hinged exactly like that, maybe the gap would be bigger than I imagine scaled up to a bridge. But the video has the pivot set up so the bridge section rotates completely away from and under the other road section, which I was totally not picturing. Oh well, obviously I've never lived anywhere that drawbridges were very common, I probably haven't even driven on one for at least twenty years.

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El Diablo Bob O
Sep 3, 2011

Hay nada mas,
Oh si' my way!

:cmon:

Like, four posts ago I posted:

Fortunately, through the power of video games you can imagine no more!

Spoiler: It's rough, but rewarding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvXwFSwVhvY

The sequel Snowrunner has more trucks and areas, but less military vehicles in the base game.

I'm calling the foreman and getting your posting license revoked!

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