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*takes a look at that steak* *looks judgemental* *spits a bit of whole peppercorns I had in my lip as tobacco chew onto the ground at your feet*
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you're making a big misteak pepper ann
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steering hard to starboard, then full ahead. every port from stem to stern swings open. "fire as she bears", i holler down the line as we strafe our enemy's bow. her timbers explode like confetti under the barrage of a 40 pepper cannon broadside.
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i own one of these and it loving rules
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No it doesn't
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Dec 30, 2021 13:43
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It does, in the same way a PS2 you paid $1800 for rules.
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Dec 30, 2021 16:01
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pepper cannon
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I've bought plenty of sets of linen sheets and they never hold up. I bet a pepper cannon would. I should buy a pepper cannon it's cheaper than good set of linen sheets.
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Dec 31, 2021 01:18
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"this restaurant have a pepper cannon?"
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Duck and Cover posted:I've bought plenty of sets of linen sheets and they never hold up. I bet a pepper cannon would. I should buy a pepper cannon it's cheaper than good set of linen sheets. You aren't supposed to season food with sheets, that's your problem
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Three people who have used my pepper canon all got one for Christmas. Bear in mine I didn’t gift it but they liked it so much they made sure it was top of their list. So maybe it’s good for people who love pepper. Lots of pepper.
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I ordered pepper cannons for everybody in my family and they’ve all been killed by them. My brother couldn’t handle the recoil, died of a shattered right orbit while trying to aim the drat thing at his scrambled eggs. My mom and grandma both died of secondhand pepper overdose. They didn’t even use the drat things, they just died from me using mine near them, they were doomed by their lack of tolerance.
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here's me using my pepper cannon
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Bad Purchase posted:carrying a holstered pepper cannon with me everywhere i go because i live in a season your ground beef state
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bossy lady posted:here's me using my pepper cannon Accurate
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a good prank would be to fill one of these pepper cannons with Sichuan peppercorns
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sichuan peppercorns can go gently caress themselves
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kntfkr posted:you can't grind that kinda pepper, they're too wet! When they're wet is the best time to grind baby.
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I wonder if you put a Sichuan pepper corn in your rear end it would numb it too haha like a joke I mean like what if
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no pubes yet sorry posted:a good prank would be to fill one of these pepper cannons with Sichuan peppercorns I have those in the blend in my canon. Fight me.
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Ultimate Mango posted:I have those in the blend in my canon. Fight me. do you really lol that would be wild on the other hand I love sichuan pepper and maybe if it was a very light mix it wouldn't be weird 
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compared to what my secret santa (my red headed half brother) got me for xmas i shoulda just asked for a pepper cannon instead of leaving it up to his own devices
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Pepper Cannon Blends™ (100s)
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numberoneposter posted:compared to what my secret santa (my red headed half brother) got me for xmas i shoulda just asked for a pepper cannon instead of leaving it up to his own devices That XXL fleshlight will do your future wife’s boyfriend some good one day. Put some sichuan pepper in it
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Big Beef City posted:I wonder if you put a Sichuan pepper corn in your rear end it would numb it too haha like a joke I mean like what if Yes it would.
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Ultimate Mango posted:Three people who have used my pepper canon all got one for Christmas. Bear in mine I didn’t gift it but they liked it so much they made sure it was top of their list. So maybe it’s good for people who love pepper. Lots of pepper. Please share with us the rest of your pepper grinder collection.
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I was about to ask if anyone tried shoving a pepper cannon up their rear end yet but I saw this and realized there are people who would do it for real.
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Weka posted:Please share with us the rest of your pepper grinder collection. the first thing you do when you get a pepper cannon is break it in by grinding up all of your previous pepper grinders
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going to keep googling and saying pepper cannon out loud to my google pixel 4a 5g spyware phone until all my targeted ads are pepper cannons
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i woke up last night in a cold sweat having a nightmare where i couldnt grind enough pepper and my guests kept asking for more and more pepper and i couldnt satisfy their pepper demands
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numberoneposter posted:i woke up last night in a cold sweat having a nightmare where i couldnt grind enough pepper and my guests kept asking for more and more pepper and i couldnt satisfy their pepper demands You couldn't satisfy your guests because your peppermill is too small.
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seems like you need some sort of medieval ballistic device, that can just fire the ground pepper out at an extreme rate of speed. you just have to yell "gently caress YEAH PEPPER" everytime you use it, otherwise it sucks the pepper back up alternatively you can make the club air horn noise with your mouth "WAAAAAHH WAAH WAAH WAAAAAAAH, PEPPER BITCHES" air horn club noise horn noise air noise of air horn at the club the noise. you know. WAAAAAAAAH WAAAHWAAHH WAAAAAAAAh but it's more liker BREEEERRRRHHH BREEEHRBREEEEHN BREEEEEEEEERRRRRRH
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If its not a tactical pepper grinder then its not manly enough for me.
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My friend has one and it's a nice mill. Might be worth the scratch if you cook often.
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Imagine having to grind your own pepper
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Smugworth posted:Imagine having to grind your own pepper Got anything Milder?
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I bought some poo poo advertised on instagram too lol. Misen non stick pans and they're actually really good, and made for professional kitchens. $160 for an 8, 10, and 12" set with silicone lids. some of you bought a pepper grinder for $200 lol oh my god let me guess, next you're gonna tell me about the mustang mach-e you special ordered? im dyin lolololol
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Recently I have become acquainted with a gentleman from the club, family name of Miller. It suggests a past of no small shame. Doubtless he traces to a poor and wretched line who milled their own pepper for so many years they came to be known by it. Naturally it is not a subject I would bring before his countenance. Yes we may whisper in his absence, time to time, but born more of pity than prejudice. I very much wish to believe polite society has moved beyond such trifles in the age of the pepper cannon, but I fear such thoughts betray a childish naïveté. Indeed, we surely face a long road yet ahead. - from the letters and memoirs of Viscount Richard Coomer IV
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