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goferchan posted:Not to be too personal but my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. lol
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goferchan posted:Not to be too personal but my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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goferchan posted:Not to be too personal but my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. lol
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goferchan posted:Not to be too personal but my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol lmfao
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goferchan posted:Not to be too personal but my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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managed to go like 2 hours without thinking about elden ring until i started talking to a guy at the bar about elden ring, lmao
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goferchan posted:Not to be too personal but my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. Lmfao
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AJ SOPRANO: What, no fuckin quest log?
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Lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 06:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYrwAxbkmY&t=14s
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 07:08 |
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Swapna for another girl, lmfao.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 08:15 |
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lol @ all the accessibility stuff, but then getting really sad when I imagine how a guy in a wheelchair probably would not be able to get through the Anor Lono rafters
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 09:55 |
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This unlocks perfectly at 8am Japan time, which is my prime gaming time. No work projects until March. Ahhh. Nothing short of Nuclear war could stop me now.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:05 |
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It unlocks here at 11pm tonight then I have to sleep + work all of Friday. I'm not going to survive this final stretch
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:11 |
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It's either gonna come out for me in 2 hours assuming the Xbox system time trick works or a few hours after I usually wake up after gaming all night. Frankly either one works for me, but I hope I can play it now.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:18 |
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Been sick the last two days so will be an early night tonight probably so that I can be well rested for full gamer mode all weekend instead of playing at midnight
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:27 |
Some choice quotes from people at workquote:there is no quest tracker or map
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:46 |
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I feel like most of these people aren't aware of Mimics and will collectively poo poo their pants (in a bad way) when they learn there are Treasure Chests That Eat You
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Martman posted:I feel like most of these people aren't aware of Mimics and will collectively poo poo their pants (in a bad way) when they learn there are Treasure Chests That Eat You
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Same guy who said he wanted refresher tutorialsquote:See, point and clicks get a pass from me, because they’re at-base puzzle games; figuring out what to do was the point. Also, “quest” lines tended to be short.
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It is good to me that people can enjoy the game in manners that are extremely fail, like, when getting to the soulsbornes 10 years after they're released and you expect anyone playing at this point to be some insane pro who has completed the game 50 times, but instead the average person you meet when jumping into someone else's game are people who cast magic missle from across the room at Velstadt but somehow still manages to get hit by every single slow overhead swing that he does God bless all of these retarded gamers & I look forward to using their ears & tongues to rank up the PvP covenants.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 11:32 |
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There desperately needs to be a gesture or voice line for "you just stay in the loving corner while I kill this boss for both of us" when you're helping hosts
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 11:38 |
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EmmyOk posted:There desperately needs to be a gesture or voice line for "you just stay in the loving corner while I kill this boss for both of us" when you're helping hosts The ones who run past you and ignore you pointing at the corner and wagging your finger probably wouldn't pay attention to anything more explicit either
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 11:46 |
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I’m going to be so mad if my house gets nuked before I get to play
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 14:05 |
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lol but also I like to kill all the guys in central yharnam
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 14:12 |
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Plane to New Zealand just landed. I'm in.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol lmfao
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American McGay posted:Plane to New Zealand just landed. I'm in. congrats, enjoy the vacation
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 14:40 |
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Giving a "word of advice" about any of these games makes you the world's biggest blowhard. gently caress you, twitter cat boy.
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American McGay posted:Plane to New Zealand just landed. I'm in.
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I caved to peer pressure and bought this turd.
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Wormskull posted:Giving a "word of advice" about any of these games makes you the world's biggest blowhard. gently caress you, twitter cat boy. 100% this dude plays with a shield and holds it up around every corner
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EmmyOk posted:100% this dude plays with a shield and holds it up around every corner If I went to Bob's vods it would be simply too easy. lmfao
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 14:47 |
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Weekly reminder to run, homeslice!
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HolePisser1982 posted:Weekly reminder to run, homeslice! lmao
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