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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I remember goons getting messages written on Ukrainian bombs way back when. Should start monetizing that as well.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/JonMarcStanley/status/1496626558437576704

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1496832019665358848?s=20&t=SimdqXloGyHCFVk2yMe3lA

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

CoolCab posted:

you wanna see this demonstrated? hey if there's a serious structural problem we don't care at all about there's one modern bandaid that never fails

https://twitter.com/levelsio/status/1496796608440291330?s=20&t=A0YNdrSh1ac246REAx0SMA

lol

why do morons like this have followers

also lol at him immediately closing the comments because of "bots" telling him how dumb he is lol

Incoming Chinchilla
Apr 2, 2010

nawilo_420 posted:

why do morons like this have followers

also lol at him immediately closing the comments because of "bots" telling him how dumb he is lol

Why did freakshows exist?

Tiger Millionaire
Jan 25, 2014

He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!
https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1496848215731490819?t=Fya2Amknwz1hxdKpT7H1Mg&s=19

More of our liberals trying to draft other people

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
sending a strategic On Notice cruising right for moscow spraying tactical Get A Grip all over the countryside

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I had to unfollow someone because he kept approvingly retweeting this bald failure

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Ian oval office

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
https://twitter.com/joshcharles_21/status/1496830717447266310?s=20&t=JdYar4-3bVYoy2I7J8raJw

why does the sociopolitical realities of post soviet eastern europe have to be so complicated, i see the way you're acting like you're somebody else getting me frustrated

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

CoolCab posted:

https://twitter.com/joshcharles_21/status/1496830717447266310?s=20&t=JdYar4-3bVYoy2I7J8raJw

why does the sociopolitical realities of post soviet eastern europe have to be so complicated, i see the way you're acting like you're somebody else getting me frustrated

Dude you wanna crash the Ukraine???

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

He was a lootin' boy
She said "see you, Putin boy"

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

He was dict8er boi
She said see you l8r boi
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a modern tsar
Rockin' a new world war
Does you pretty head see what he's worth?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

CoolCab posted:

https://twitter.com/joshcharles_21/status/1496830717447266310?s=20&t=JdYar4-3bVYoy2I7J8raJw

why does the sociopolitical realities of post soviet eastern europe have to be so complicated, i see the way you're acting like you're somebody else getting me frustrated

But they must have spent a month's budget getting some one that famous on, instead of the usual Big Brother/Love Island failbreties.

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.
loving grim.

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1496898836522053634

https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1496901269872590849

https://twitter.com/patrickkmaguire/status/1496915658856341504

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Well, time to take our place on the Ostfront alongside our traditional German allies, just like we usually do in these world war things.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Worthless loving cowards

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/futurecanon/status/1496924258710269960

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Adrian Chiles is the only good Guardian columnist.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Is he offering the use of his toilet? That's awfully nice of him.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


prefect posted:

Is he offering the use of his toilet? That's awfully nice of him.

He's a Guardian writer, so he's probably just worried that drivers having to poo poo at the side of roads is hurting house prices in his Home Counties village

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

prefect posted:

Is he offering the use of his toilet? That's awfully nice of him.

It's somehow both better and worse than that

quote:

...

I’ve always thought the job must be a lot easier outside towns and cities, where parking tends to be tricky. “That’s true,” she said. “But the biggest problem I have, whatever route I’m on, is finding somewhere to go to the toilet. By the time I’ve found a toilet to use, I’ve got behind on my drops and I get into trouble.”

Trying to be helpful, I asked if she had thought about using a Shewee, which I had heard come in useful for some women at festivals and whatnot. She seemed quite interested and asked me exactly how they worked. I explained that the operational details of such devices were obviously outside my lived experience. She laughed and went on her way.

...

Yesterday, something came for me mid-afternoon. I opened the door to allow a young chap to hand it over. As he turned to go, I said: “Excuse me, would you, erm, like to use my, er …” I hesitated, suddenly aware how absurd this was going to sound. He looked wary. “Toilet?” I blurted out. Now he looked alarmed. “No, you’re OK,” he said, hurrying away. I shut the door, feeling idiotic. I still think I’m on to something here, but I’m not sure how to take the idea any further without frightening the life out of any more delivery workers.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/feb/24/i-have-one-question-for-delivery-drivers-do-you-need-to-use-my-toilet

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Worthless loving cowards

Yeah. Disappointing.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Britain must declare war.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

SҐЯФЍG ЬЯЇҐДЇЙ, GЯԐДГ ИДҐЇФЍ

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

gschmidl posted:

SҐЯФЍG ЬЯЇҐДЇЙ, GЯԐДГ ИДҐЇФЍ
https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1496948739591835649

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/EuanYours/status/1496938704509837314

it is, of course, our friend brendan o'neil

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER


what a bizarre take

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Wait, one of the morons has a better explanation, this is all Greta Thunberg's fault!

https://twitter.com/sophielouisecc/status/1496810074655838211

Hillary 2024 has issued a correction as of 01:03 on Feb 25, 2022

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Hillary 2024 posted:

Wait, one of the morons has a better explanation, his is all Greta Thunberg's fault!

https://twitter.com/sophielouisecc/status/1496810074655838211

LOL student politicians should go to the gulag

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
Thoughts and prayers from the new iron lady while she drowns a kitten

https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1496805867789950984
https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1496805870692405256

Hillary 2024 has issued a correction as of 01:14 on Feb 25, 2022

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

forkboy84 posted:

LOL student politicians should go to the gulag

lol she works for gb news

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Of course she does

An entire TV channel of the dullest tryhards imaginable, why didn't I guess the Durham University freeze peach idiot would already be working for them?

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


That account has already gone protected lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
She desperately wants it fit in on the right wing grift circuit but is too stupid and ugly to really be successful hence that insanely stupid tweet and having to lock her account

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Is it that daft red-haired girl who had the Thatcher cut out in her room?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

V. Illych L. posted:

what a bizarre take

He's just copying idiot hell fucker Ben Shapiro.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
An awful lot of reaping starting to happen after l the sowing to discredit Corbyn

https://twitter.com/SaraKean/status/1497004412564246536?t=tMkpBLxKsv7yDWWVhG4kLQ&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Asylum seekers only

https://twitter.com/rustam_ova/status/1497125505337753602?t=hxcVTu6SgM3Bo7dMdo-uSw&s=19

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
there is genuinely no level of pettiness the labour right won't stoop to

https://twitter.com/JessicaLBarnard/status/1497171711288037378?s=20&t=RNE-lxmlBWuTXPKgHHiMXQ

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