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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

NienNunb posted:

I don’t think Matt Sydal is bad socially, from what I’ve heard.

Have any of the other wrestlers been #cancelled from an entire country?

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

DJExile posted:

50 bucks a month for ec3 to tell you to eat healthy and copy/paste some workout routines, holy poo poo

I'm sorry, you might want to re-read the website because he's offering:
- Authentic and personally hand crafted workouts
- Personalized conditioning that suits what you require.

No grifting here! EC3 will personally talk to you about how to eat a vegetable.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

I'm sorry, you might want to re-read the website because he's offering:
- Authentic and personally hand crafted workouts
- Personalized conditioning that suits what you require.

No grifting here! EC3 will personally talk to you about how to eat a vegetable.

Imagine thinking EC3 is interested in vegetables.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Everyone's aiming too low with the Marty Scurll and Joey Ryan fantasy booking. The real test of CYN is if they can CHANGE THE NARRATIVE for someone like David Starr.

Or Teddy Hart.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

Imagine thinking EC3 is interested in vegetables.

Veggies are Flip's department. Look how much he's enjoying this broc



Seriously why do they look universally disgusted by the food they're ostensibly trying to sell

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


It's what happens when you look at food as numbers.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

Veggies are Flip's department. Look how much he's enjoying this broc



Seriously why do they look universally disgusted by the food they're ostensibly trying to sell

Enjoying your food is for sheep. This is for people who want to take control.

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


Why the gently caress is he eating with gloves on? Is there some new gymbro poo poo about not getting hand oils on your food because they slow down your metabolism or some poo poo?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The photography is insane. I guess you want to focus on the bottle of seasoning but having both the person and the actual food completely out of focus is something else.

EdsTeioh posted:

Why the gently caress is he eating with gloves on? Is there some new gymbro poo poo about not getting hand oils on your food because they slow down your metabolism or some poo poo?

The secret ingredient in Control Your Nutrition products is flaked artisanal asbestos

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

flashy_mcflash posted:

The photography is insane. I guess you want to focus on the bottle of seasoning but having both the person and the actual food completely out of focus is something else.

The brand is the star

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


flashy_mcflash posted:

The photography is insane. I guess you want to focus on the bottle of seasoning but having both the person and the actual food completely out of focus is something else.

The secret ingredient in Control Your Nutrition products is flaked artisanal asbestos

*steel cut

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
the face makes him look real disappointed they overcooked his broc

the gloves make him look like he's an alien trying to figure out what the hell a broc is

control your nutrition. free your broc. find purpose in putting seasoning salt and chili flakes on your big bowl of a single vegetable and nothing else

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Broccoli farts in the #RANTROOM

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

beggar posted:

#RANTROOM

Step out from behind your keyboards and really give it to a wrestler that's being paid to stay silent and take the abuse! No, this isn't a #safespace , why do you ask?

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
this is getting out of hand

https://twitter.com/BamSullivan/status/1498482621071994888

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i've had my suspicions for a while but there's no way this isn't a million dollar extreme gag

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Alaois posted:

i've had my suspicions for a while but there's no way this isn't a million dollar extreme gag

I'm not fully convinced but I'm pretty interested as a bystander gawking. Either this is multiple layers of irony or they're on something funnier and crazier than just straight right wing stuff and either will be really funny.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I tried getting through one of the shows and man this feels like someone took every single 14 year old's edgelord eFed character who comes out in black and white and cuts promos about how they only care about violence and inflicting pain and put them all in one promotion

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

BodyMassageMachine posted:

Everyone's aiming too low with the Marty Scurll and Joey Ryan fantasy booking. The real test of CYN is if they can CHANGE THE NARRATIVE for someone like David Starr.

Or Teddy Hart.

Besides Scurll is already making his big comeback this month courtesy of Mucha Lucha Atlanta

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

stop fantasy booking Joey Ryan in CYN when you should fantasy book him in XPW

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

So is Brodus Clay too good for this or what

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Alaois posted:

i've had my suspicions for a while but there's no way this isn't a million dollar extreme gag

https://twitter.com/BamSullivan/status/1498677034549190673

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011


what the gently caress is this "only one way of thinking" poo poo, for real what are they even talking about?????

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


DLC Inc posted:

what the gently caress is this "only one way of thinking" poo poo, for real what are they even talking about?????

are you triggered

are you triggered

do you need a safe space

are you triggered

are you triggered

attack helicopter

Thats what they're talking about

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

Oil! posted:

Have any of the other wrestlers been #cancelled from an entire country?

Canada canceled Jim Cornette I think

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
he is cumming soon

he is cumming hard

clutched his nuts

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

mariooncrack posted:

Canada canceled Jim Cornette I think

America has canceled numerous Canadian wrestlers for 5-year periods.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ad by Khad posted:

he is cumming soon

he is cumming hard


VEER?!

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





DLC Inc posted:

what the gently caress is this "only one way of thinking" poo poo, for real what are they even talking about?????

look, the west has a big problem with people clutching their nuts in public, okay? This is the biggest issue of our time

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

DLC Inc posted:

what the gently caress is this "only one way of thinking" poo poo, for real what are they even talking about?????

That was what you walked away with? Sounds like somebody needs to clutch their nuts more

cauliflower jones
Nov 8, 2009
https://twitter.com/theyeezymafia/status/1498734141482967052

i think i found the backer

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I am down for an extremely niche MRA activist gimmick about being able to play with yourself in public.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
clutching my nuts

now what do i do?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I hope they don’t go full Libertarian and have 9 year old valets

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

DEAR RICHARD posted:

clutching my nuts

now what do i do?

Never leg go, lest the libs come and take 'em

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
it always circles back to 'precious bodily fluids' with these people

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Ganso Bomb posted:

Never leg go, lest the libs come and take 'em

are you trying to control my narrative?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

DEAR RICHARD posted:

are you trying to control my narrative?

I'm just trying to control deez :(

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
https://twitter.com/BamSullivan/status/1498730306068754434 this really hit Poe's Law territory in record time

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://streamable.com/f5bnr6

EC3 "accidentally" makes a Nazi joke here.

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