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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I started watching one of these shows to see what it was all about and then I turned it off because it wasn't very good. That is my review.

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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Did ec3 always sound like X-pac

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Pylons posted:

https://streamable.com/f5bnr6

EC3 "accidentally" makes a Nazi joke here.

oh god you can just feel SRS's regret as soon as he makes that joke

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gonzo McFee posted:

I am down for an extremely niche MRA activist gimmick about being able to play with yourself in public.

Diogenes the Cynic doesn't deserve to be lumped in with these people.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Aww jeez i made an oopsie whoopsie nazi wazi

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/draconiandays/status/1498760816207802386?s=21

😮

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


This has the level of manic sincerity to be so bad it's good. Like Birdemic or The Room.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Pylons posted:

https://streamable.com/f5bnr6

EC3 "accidentally" makes a Nazi joke here.

accidentally making a nazi joke and then making sure i accidentally make sure the nazi joke is thoroughly explained so that everyone knows it was a nazi joke

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





while we're on the subject of CYN parodies, this is almost as coherent as the real thing lmao https://twitter.com/GodDamnCandyMan/status/1498427635306741767?t=6D8sDx5zGo35JXJvhSewLg&s=19

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
when are lars sullivan & velveteen dream signing?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
*confused chimp noises*

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

that chicken is controlling its narrative and it will never job out to big seasoning.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

*confused chimp noises*



Oh hey it's every cooking YouTube preview

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


it honestly bothers me that EC3 is barehanding that chicken that doesn't even look like any seasoning hit it, while other dude at least had gloves on for his broc

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ASenileAnimal posted:

that chicken is controlling its narrative and it will never job out to big seasoning.

I don't believe your narrative that is a baked potato.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

schweens posted:

Did ec3 always sound like X-pac

Dude looks and sounds like he's aged 20 years since I last saw him pre-WWE.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

*bryan alvarez voice* BIG SEASONING

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
CYN no longer stands for Control Your Narrative, it stands for Clutch Your Nuts. Please change the thread title to reflect the proper title of new promotion Clutch Your Nuts.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

EdsTeioh posted:

Why the gently caress is he eating with gloves on? Is there some new gymbro poo poo about not getting hand oils on your food because they slow down your metabolism or some poo poo?

He probably cut himself and put the gloves on as that's standard practice. Being Flip Gordon I'm assuming he cuts himself on sharp and blunt objects accidentally multiple times a day

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


MysticalMachineGun posted:

He probably cut himself and put the gloves on as that's standard practice. Being Flip Gordon I'm assuming he cuts himself on sharp and blunt objects accidentally multiple times a day

Standard practice for what? Eating food?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Add the METAVERSE to the list of things they plan on doing.

https://twitter.com/Adamscherr99/status/1498790806362152962?t=PPOa4B5r2ljmTqWDYsw2rQ&s=19

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

EdsTeioh posted:

Standard practice for what? Eating food?

If you're preparing food and cut yourself, it's standard to put gloves on as band-aids can shift around

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

entering the #RANTROOM and using my suck hole to ask Austin Aries to get the vaccine

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


MysticalMachineGun posted:

If you're preparing food and cut yourself, it's standard to put gloves on as band-aids can shift around

Oh. Right. Man it didn't even dawn on me that he was making poo poo; just eating it. I'm going to keep the "he doesn't want to ingest hand oils" headcanon though.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

EdsTeioh posted:

Oh. Right. Man it didn't even dawn on me that he was making poo poo; just eating it. I'm going to keep the "he doesn't want to ingest hand oils" headcanon though.

With Flip anything is possible

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
CONTROL YOUR SUCK HOLE

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I kinda want a #TrollKilla gangtag now.

https://twitter.com/Adamscherr99/status/1498794841198800901?t=zN1Hb3OT2VJJH7hC5TJ0vA&s=19

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


Suck hole is on young mouth level of grossing me out

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
I saw Suck Hole play at a Gathering of the Juggalos in 2006

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



pardon

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

#TrollKilla is badass

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Malcolm Excellent posted:

#TrollKilla is badass

I'm not gonna watch, Adam

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Braun really spoils the stupid fun you can have laughing at this stuff because he's such a loving moron. Shane was right.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

DJExile posted:

oh god you can just feel SRS's regret as soon as he makes that joke

so much regret the EC3 interview will be a weekly segment

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



really glad those braun to aew rumors were not true

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
lmao

https://twitter.com/Adamscherr99/status/1498804553612988419?t=_zJqOza8DhgcIXJlmARGZw&s=19

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

hopefully none of these suckholes end up in aew

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

*confused chimp noises*



ASMR binaural tingles that make nuts clench

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Orange Carlisle posted:

hopefully none of these suckholes end up in aew

Sydal's already signed there

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Orange Carlisle posted:

hopefully none of these suckholes end up in aew

Aren’t Sydal and 2.0 already part of this? Not that I think every person involved is gonna be of the same mindset. It’s inevitable that a bunch of wrestlers are just gonna work the next job that comes up.

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