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Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It tastes like most other loving kinds of leavened bread in the world.

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

lol, the American bread defender has logged on.

American bread is legally considered confectionary in Ireland.

quote:

American Bread

...American brands like Dave�s Killer Bread or Wonderbread are packed to the brim with high fructose corn syrup and various chemicals.

This results in a very sweet and sugary bread that lasts ridiculously long due to the sheer amount of preservatives. To non-Americans, this bread tastes weird and is often considered to be revolting.

This has even become a legal issue in parts of Europe. For example, in Ireland, a court judge ruled that Subway bread was legally not bread at all. The reasoning for this is because of the high quantities of added sugars. As such, in Ireland, Subway bread is legally seen as a confectionary, similarly to something like cake.

# ? Mar 2, 2022 08:57

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Megillah Gorilla posted:

American bread is legally considered confectionary in Ireland.

For tax purposes, not dietary ones.

# ? Mar 2, 2022 12:30

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

sounds like it must be real fuckin bad for you if it needs to be taxed differently to normal bread

# ? Mar 2, 2022 12:38

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

sounds like it must be real fuckin bad for you if it needs to be taxed differently to normal bread

It's not even all American bread just the crap they use at Subway in Ireland.

# ? Mar 2, 2022 12:42

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's not even all American bread just the crap they use at Subway in Ireland.

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2022 12:47

NPR Journalizard: Feb 14, 2008

Imagine getting all defensive about bread

# ? Mar 2, 2022 14:46

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

NPR Journalizard posted:

Imagine getting all defensive about trash tier American bread

# ? Mar 2, 2022 14:57

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Is it like south-east Asian/pacific bread. Had bread plenty of times from countries around there and yeah you can pretty much always taste the extra sweetness. It's fine, whatever. It's bread. Probably going to be just chucking a bunch of stuff in the middle of two slices of it anyway.

...I may not have the most refined taste.

# ? Mar 2, 2022 15:10

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

For tax purposes, not dietary ones.

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

# ? Mar 3, 2022 00:41

Beardcrumb: Sep 24, 2018; An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.

5 stars

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# ? Mar 3, 2022 01:12

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

they are indeed outstanding in their field

# ? Mar 3, 2022 01:46

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Is that real? It look like a scale model.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:51

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

It sorta is, just a very large scale.

e: https://www.eastlinkhotel.com.au/hotel

# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:54

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/neighbours/status/1499263302085799936

# ? Mar 3, 2022 07:23

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/neighbours/status/1499263302085799936

That's a bloody outrage that is

# ? Mar 3, 2022 08:49

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Neighbours ends when Putin invades Ramsay St.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 08:52

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

https://twitter.com/BerserkAnna/status/1498685952902012942

# ? Mar 3, 2022 08:53

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

gay picnic defence posted:

https://twitter.com/BerserkAnna/status/1498685952902012942

That was me actually. It happened before the flooding. Got some sick air but didn't quite clear the power lines.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 08:58

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Goddamn

Neighbours is older than bold and the beautiful

# ? Mar 3, 2022 09:47

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Neighbours ends with toady revealing that his nonna is Ukrainian

Ends with a slideshow of toady in brutal civil war slog ser to "as we go on" by Vitamin C

# ? Mar 3, 2022 09:50

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Jestery posted:

Neighbours ends with toady revealing that his nonna is Ukrainian

Ends with a slideshow of toady in brutal civil war slog ser to "as we go on" by Vitamin C

I loving WANT TO SEE THIS

# ? Mar 3, 2022 10:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

gay picnic defence posted:

https://twitter.com/BerserkAnna/status/1498685952902012942

One thing I miss growing up in the bush is the rusted out utes stuck in trees from old floods.

You just don't see them any more.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:40

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Clive Palmer in wraparound sunnies doing a sick doughie and leaning out of Hitler's car

",Garn get!"

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:42

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

One thing I miss growing up in the bush is the rusted out utes stuck in trees from old floods.

You just don't see them any more.

Rusted out old mini-junkyards were everywhere. And a combine harvester up on bricks in the yard that I used to climb into and pretend was a spaceship.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:45

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Yeah, every farm had its own scrap heap out behind the sheds or the haystack.

Full of every type of nasty biting thing to be sure, but so much fun to play in. The really good ones even had paddock bombs.

How any of us ever survived childhood is a goddamn mystery.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:59

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Scrap heaps and bitey things build character

# ? Mar 3, 2022 19:23

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Scrap heaps and bitey things build character

thread title

# ? Mar 3, 2022 21:45

Nowher: Nov 29, 2019; pack your bags

RIP

# ? Mar 5, 2022 01:09

stirlo: Aug 12, 2007

https://twitter.com/missrobinson/status/1499954454870720513?s=21 🪦

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:00

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

It should be tins of baked beans and "dirty rotten" pizza.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:18

stirlo: Aug 12, 2007

Bill Posters posted:

It should be tins of baked beans and "dirty rotten" pizza.

oh ye theres baked beans in other shots, tho haven't seen pizza

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:53

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

# ? Mar 5, 2022 08:04

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1499861665134743555

# ? Mar 5, 2022 10:26

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Inceltown posted:

Haha I own one of those, it's the worst bong ever.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 17:41

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Kharnifex posted:

Haha I own one of those, it's the worst bong ever.

Ed Sheeran wasn't designed to be used as a bong mate. No wonder you struggle with it.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 18:54

sarcastx: Feb 26, 2005

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1499861665134743555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zurZig4L8

sarcastx fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Mar 5, 2022

# ? Mar 5, 2022 19:17

KajiTheMelonMan: Sep 2, 2004; I killed a Tuskarr

sarcastx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zurZig4L8

TODAY, ON THE WIDE WORLD OF SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS

One man's untimely death is much easier to deal with than, you know, the world ending and the cunts involved

# ? Mar 5, 2022 23:09

bee: Dec 17, 2008; Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXYQwWgBDWI/?utm_medium=copy_link

I suck at videos and don't know how to thumbnail it, sorry

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/MacqDictionary/status/1500934321418481666

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