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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

lol @ more places in the world becoming uninhabitable even faster than expected then.

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

doesn't surprise me at all, there've been a few days in those or near those conditions already and when i was working outside it really did a number on me

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
the realistic version of that line is a sudden vertical drop but i wont tell you when or why

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
It's extremely funny to me how people are generally terrified of temperatures that aren't all that cold, while at the same time vastly underestimating the danger of high heat/humidity.

Like humans can survive in some pretty cold conditions, especially if you can avoid getting wet, but a high enough temperature will just straight up kill you.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

scary ghost dog posted:

the realistic version of that line is a sudden vertical drop but i wont tell you when or why

Dont care about why but slightly interested in when

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
can't wait for hyperthermia to become a common household phrase

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

We can solve this by subsidizing more air conditioning units worldwide, powered by fossil fuels. Win/win for the oil companies and for public health.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Paradoxish posted:

It's extremely funny to me how people are generally terrified of temperatures that aren't all that cold, while at the same time vastly underestimating the danger of high heat/humidity.

Like humans can survive in some pretty cold conditions, especially if you can avoid getting wet, but a high enough temperature will just straight up kill you.

Pfff, just go inside and turn on air conditioning. Climate change doesn't matter when you're indoors, the economists said so.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Complications posted:

Pfff, just go inside and turn on air conditioning. Climate change doesn't matter when you're indoors, the economists said so.

The economy only happens indoors, nothing important happens outside.

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
It's not even that bad in central FL but I still often get in my car and it's so hot I can't breathe until I roll down the windows to let the hot air out

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
what are all the things we have to learn to live with?

1. covid (and presumably any disease requiring management by public health agencies going forward)
2. permanently compromised air quality
3. loss of biodiversity
4. bioaccumulating heavy metals in your cells from conception onward
5. soil degradation
6. nuclear war, and fallout therefrom
7. supervolcano(es)
8. police violence
9. hyperthermia
10. ???

that's just off the top of my dome

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Karach posted:

what are all the things we have to learn to live with?

1. covid (and presumably any disease requiring management by public health agencies going forward)
2. permanently compromised air quality
3. loss of biodiversity
4. bioaccumulating heavy metals in your cells from conception onward
5. soil degradation
6. nuclear war, and fallout therefrom
7. supervolcano(es)
8. police violence
9. hyperthermia
10. ???

that's just off the top of my dome

lol 6 and 7 aren't a thing, 7 probably won't ever be in our lifetimes

i know we like to doom, but learning to live with a supervolcano is kind of a stretch

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

it's not cool to disparage supervolcanoes, they were around way before us and have every right to explode.

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

mediaphage posted:

lol 6 and 7 aren't a thing, 7 probably won't ever be in our lifetimes

i know we like to doom, but learning to live with a supervolcano is kind of a stretch

I'm crossing supervolcanoes off the list, but nuclear war remains to be seen

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



super volcanoes are on the same tier as large asteroid impacts. inevitable on a geological time scale, incredibly destructive, completely independent of human actions, but so infrequent that our entire civilization may never see another one.

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

Karach posted:

what are all the things we have to learn to live with?

1. covid (and presumably any disease requiring management by public health agencies going forward)
2. permanently compromised air quality
3. loss of biodiversity
4. bioaccumulating heavy metals in your cells from conception onward
5. soil degradation
6. nuclear war, and fallout therefrom
7. supervolcano(es)
8. police violence
9. hyperthermia
10. ???

that's just off the top of my dome

water stuff/lack thereof is a thing

inevitable ~monetizing~ of all this

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
I honestly didn't read the supervolcanoes article. It just sounded terrifying

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
Climate Change Is Taking a Big Bite out of Our Food Supply

we did a lil oopsie woopsie and terraformed earth into a planet that won't be able to support humans by the end of the century

quote:

The damage extends beyond crop failures triggered by destructive weather events. Heightened CO2 in the atmosphere actually helps crops grow faster, but it also boosts their carbohydrate content and drives down their levels of key vitamins and minerals. “This is of particular relevance for fruit and vegetable crops given their importance in human nutrition,” the report states. Worse, increased heat stress from climate change more than outweighs the effect of faster growth. Warmer temperatures have already lowered yields of the globe’s big three staple crops—corn, wheat, and rice—by 5.3 percent since 1961, the authors find.

And they estimate that these crops’ yields will fall an additional 10 to 25 percent for each degree of warming above the current 1.1 degrees. In West Africa, heat and rainfall extremes “intensified by human-induced warming” have already cut yields of millet and sorghum—crucial foodstuffs in the region—by at least 10 percent and 5 percent, respectively. More alarming still is that as much as 30 percent of the globe’s current farm and pastureland will become unsuitable for food production—too hot, too dry, too denuded of topsoil—by century’s end without substantial and timely cuts in greenhouse gas emissions, the report finds.

no problem! just have to learn to live with not eating food

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Karach posted:

I honestly didn't read the supervolcanoes article. It just sounded terrifying

coward

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

uguu posted:

Good news!
The UN is putting a stop to plastic pollution.

https://news.un.org/en/story/2022/03/1113142

Or atleast they're gonig to make a treaty by 2024.

Oh.

Also reducing production didn't make the text, only promoting sustainable production and consumption \o/

Lol, learning to live with the plastic.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


Oh wow, those numbers are significantly less! I wouldn't be surprised if another PNW heat dome hits the mark.


Bring me death :unsmigghh:

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Karach posted:

what are all the things we have to learn to live with?

1. covid (and presumably any disease requiring management by public health agencies going forward)
2. permanently compromised air quality
3. loss of biodiversity
4. bioaccumulating heavy metals in your cells from conception onward
5. soil degradation
6. nuclear war, and fallout therefrom
7. supervolcano(es)
8. police violence
9. hyperthermia
10. ???

that's just off the top of my dome

Microplastics!

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Hubbert posted:

All Numbers must go up.

A rising number lifts all numbers

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

The Wisest Moron posted:

Microplastics!

Shifting uncomfortably in my yoga pants, but feeling great in the meantime

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Wakko posted:

no problem! just have to learn to live with not eating food

We must learn to live with not living :emo:

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

Karach posted:

Shifting uncomfortably in my yoga pants, but feeling great in the meantime

MicroCotton

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Karach posted:

Shifting uncomfortably in my yoga pants, but feeling great in the meantime

I try not to think about it too much while wearing my N95

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Do all these fancy charts take into account reduced consumption resulting from incomprehensible scales of mass death?

Struensee
Nov 9, 2011

SplitSoul posted:

Do all these fancy charts take into account reduced consumption resulting from incomprehensible scales of mass death?

How else would we manage to curb our emissions?

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

SplitSoul posted:

Do all these fancy charts take into account reduced consumption resulting from incomprehensible scales of mass death?

Talking about mass death is a bit *gauche.*

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

The Wisest Moron posted:

Microplastics!

PFAS

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Karach posted:

Shifting uncomfortably in my yoga pants, but feeling great in the meantime

parsed this as making GBS threads uncomfortably in [your] yoga pants

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Wakko posted:

just have to learn to live with not eating food

Ain't no big, the neighbor's horse did it and all it took was a bit of training. Dead now, of course, but it wasn't that hard to train.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Cloks posted:

this is the most abstract loss edit I've seen yet

nothing abstract about it. It depicts loss

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Enfys posted:

the grief and rage

filling and growing heavy, heavy for the vintage

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

mediaphage posted:

parsed this as making GBS threads uncomfortably in [your] yoga pants

I mean I'll poo poo in yours, a/s/l

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Karach posted:

I mean I'll poo poo in yours, a/s/l

:whitewater:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

hahahahha

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

smoobles posted:

We can solve this by subsidizing more air conditioning units worldwide, powered by fossil fuels. Win/win for the oil companies and for public health.

You might be joking, but there is no other plan as far as I can see other than nailing the borders shut and keeping pesky reporters out of the peacekeeping zone (like Poland already does in the east, and probably many other places)

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Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Karach posted:

Shifting uncomfortably in my yoga pants, but feeling great in the meantime

good thread title imo

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