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spookykid posted:"Yo, the Duke of Normandy is about to invade; get rid of that woodcut!" FTFY
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Fry died as he lived.
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My sympathies and best wishes to these people, but wow, "dank warm sperm in the car" is a phrase that is going to live rent-free in my head. It sounds more like someone misplacing a lab sample than anything sexy happening.
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Antivehicular posted:My sympathies and best wishes to these people, but wow, "dank warm sperm in the car" is a phrase that is going to live rent-free in my head. It sounds more like someone misplacing a lab sample than anything sexy happening. I just looked it up and it's actually titled "Drank warm sperm in the car".
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Are there people out there that prefer their sperm chilled?
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Fools Infinite posted:Are there people out there that prefer their sperm chilled? Shaken, not stirred
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Fools Infinite posted:Are there people out there that prefer their sperm chilled? Revenge is a jizz best served cold.
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Change "drank warm" to "guzzled hot" and I'm in! Wait, what thread is this?
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Caffeine is really dangerous by the standards of powders that aren’t hard drugs, sold to the public for deliberate ingestion, but, like, a lethal dose is still more mass/volume than most people add in sugar. If you’re adding it by the teaspoon, you’ve hosed up. quote:The hearing was told the scales Mr Mansfield had used to measure the powder had a weighing range from two to 5,000 grams, whereas he was attempting to weigh a recommended dose of 60-300mg. Metric kills.
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Related story on the Beeb: Northumbria University 'life-threatening' caffeine test fine 25 January 2017 quote:A university has been fined after two students suffered "life-threatening" effects when they were given 100 times too much caffeine in an experiment.
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Platystemon posted:Related story on the Beeb: Thirty goddamn grams?! Christ on a cracker!
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Honestly that sounds like something a Personal trainer would do.
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I was going to comment that 200 actual cups , even if theyre the weird/smaller industry cups the coffee/tea industry uses, of ~100 mL is probably going to kill you from water poisoning before the caffine, but yeah caffine powder , rip.
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Why even take the risk? Instant coffee is not expensive and easy to measure by the teaspoon, why risk it with the concentrated stuff?
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Sometimes the heart needs a workout
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Platystemon posted:Related story on the Beeb: How the hell do you accidentally measure out 30 FREAKIN GRAMS. lethal dose is known to be as low as 5g. I'm surprised those students survived at all.
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By popular demand posted:Why even take the risk? Instant coffee is not expensive and easy to measure by the teaspoon, why risk it with the concentrated stuff? It's cheap and not risky unless you can't figure out how to measure things. I think I paid 12 bucks for 500g of caffeine powder many years ago and I still have most of the container because why would you use more than 500mg or so at once?
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Platystemon posted:Related story on the Beeb: Ah I remember those students. Here they come.
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Platystemon posted:Metric kills. Metric works fantastic, it's Americans who are faulty 
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Ceffeine powder intense poo poo, there's a bunch of people who have died due to overdose on that due to measuring errors.
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All this poo poo is making me want to switch to decaf sooner than later. Probably better for me in the long run but gently caress I’m not looking forward to the withdrawal symptoms.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Metric works fantastic, it's Americans who are faulty  
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Cartoon Man posted:All this poo poo is making me want to switch to decaf sooner than later. Probably better for me in the long run but gently caress I’m not looking forward to the withdrawal symptoms. That’s exactly what big caffeine wants.  The caffeine extracted from your decaffeinated beans is a valuable product for the industry, and with no caffeine tolerance, you’ll be an easy target for their agents.
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Platystemon posted:with no caffeine tolerance, you’ll be an easy target for their agents My coffee habit just disappeared literally overnight last year, not even any withdrawal or anything. It's been so long now that I assume my heart will explode if I ever slip up and drink a cup
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Rysithusiku posted:How the hell do you accidentally measure out 30 FREAKIN GRAMS. lethal dose is known to be as low as 5g. I'm surprised those students survived at all. Known to whom? I think a quick series of people-in-the-street interviews would explode any notion that this is a widely-known number.
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Fools Infinite posted:Are there people out there that prefer their sperm chilled?
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gleebster posted:Known to whom? I think a quick series of people-in-the-street interviews would explode any notion that this is a widely-known number. You mean you don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of the lethal dose of various common chemicals?
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EasilyConfused posted:You mean you don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of the lethal dose of various common chemicals? I've wasted my life.
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Box of human heads stolen from truck in Denver
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That's no way to get ahead in life.
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drat, guess those sequels to Se7en aren't happening anymore.
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Platystemon posted:
You're not kidding. Would have lived if he were reading a recipe written in drams, pinches, and smidgens.
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They were all marked "Abby Normal"
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tldr: Yep you'll lose caffeine tolerance, but people are rather stupid in any case.Platystemon posted:The caffeine extracted from your decaffeinated beans is a valuable product for the industry, and with no caffeine tolerance, you’ll be an easy target for their agents.  ).I can acknowledge that you lose your tolerance. Just a little bit now works wonders, reduces pain, but makes me a bit hyper if I'm not doing something physical with the energy. It can mess up sleep as well, so you have to be careful when you drink it. Aside: I've never been able to fathom coffee after supper, like in every movie up through the 60s. Seriously, you're going to dump a cup of acid in your stomach and go to sleep? No wonder you have ulcers. [quote "gleebster" post="521926620"] Known to whom? I think a quick series of people-in-the-street interviews would explode any notion that this is a widely-known number. [/quote] While I don't disagree with the sentiment, I think it would only prove general stupidity and not specific knowledge. People are literally addicted to coffee. They drink a trillion cups a year. They also drink Monster and power shots and tons of things marketed on their caffeine content. "200mg!!! Get your morning coffee all at once!!!" These are going to get you quite different responses: "Would you drink 500 cups of coffee?" "Would you drink 30g worth of caffeine?" "How much caffeine is in a cup of coffee?" "Here's a 25g bottle of caffeine. Would you consume all this?" (the bottle is about the same size as a cup of coffee) If they had been using capsules or pills before, they'd have 250 tablets at 100mg. "Oh we use four of these in the experiment". That does not become "ten servings per bottle" without a more general failure to understand scale/magnitude. Maybe they hadn't drank their morning coffee.
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See, I don't drink coffee or any of that monster energy garbage. Again, I have wasted my life.
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Aside: I've never been able to fathom coffee after supper, like in every movie up through the 60s. Seriously, you're going to dump a cup of acid in your stomach and go to sleep? No wonder you have ulcers. I only started drinking coffee in my 30s when I realized I could drink it after dinner instead of craving desserts or more food. Now I drink it to keep myself from eating junk throughout the day. Like pretty much everything, coffee and caffeine affect different people in different ways. I travel for work and will often have a cup of coffee when I get to a hotel before I go to bed. I have no issues falling to sleep, sleep through the night and don’t have ulcers.
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If you have ADHD or other issues with your brain not producing enough dopamine then caffeine can have a paradoxical reaction of causing you to become sleepy. I often have a short black espresso after dinner because I find it helps me fall asleep 
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Cacafuego posted:often have a cup of coffee when I get to a hotel before I go to bed. I have no issues falling to sleep, sleep through the night and don’t have ulcers.  In college I'd come back from the lab at 1130pm, get a double shot mocha, and be asleep at midnight. "Well this sure is pointless!"I still went with the crowd in grad school most of the time, because it was only once or twice a week, but I started faking it with hot chocolate. My first job is when I passed through tea on my way to water. In any case, I'm not chugging down half a bottle of any vitamin nor crushing it into my meals because, durrr, overdose. ps Yay someone can start the new page with a different topic.
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