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OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

cant cook creole bream posted:

Did the Twitter person just not bother to list it, or did Germany manage to avoid that list.
Also lol that the Ukraine is randomly wedged in there between Taiwan and Montenegro. I really wonder if Putin considers those contries/regions to be on the same level of significance.

I think they are just sorted alphabetically by the names in Russian.

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Third round of peace talks, I guess they are taking the dead guy along

https://twitter.com/Podolyak_M/status/1500792966725742594

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopRenk1oaQ

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

steinrokkan posted:

Third round of peace talks, I guess they are taking the dead guy along

https://twitter.com/Podolyak_M/status/1500792966725742594

“I think this belongs to yous”
*drops body bag on table

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

steinrokkan posted:

Third round of peace talks, I guess they are taking the dead guy

That would be an interesting negotiation tactic

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



steinrokkan posted:

Third round of peace talks, I guess they are taking the dead guy along

https://twitter.com/Podolyak_M/status/1500792966725742594


gay picnic defence posted:

“I think this belongs to yous”
*drops body bag on table

"From Odessa with love"

From the discussion of Odessa and it's "mobbed up" status: It occurs to me that I have never realized before how in fact hardcore Ukrainians are, and assumed probably like many that was part of Russia's cultural image.

Because holy poo poo this seems like the exact opposite country culturally you ever want to invade.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Chalks posted:

Russia has finally revealed their plan to come back from these sanctions: tweeting the name of each country next to a frowny face emoji.

That's not it, that's the implementation of the presidential decrees no 79 and 81 that implemented restrictions on certain transactions with persons and entities from these "unfriendly countries" (specifically, severe restrictions and bans on extending and paying back loans and credit, transactions with securities and immovable property). The first question everyone had was "what the gently caress are the "unfriendly countries", specifically?"
Now, a week later, there's finally a list

OddObserver posted:

I think they are just sorted alphabetically by the names in Russian.

This is the correct answer

alex314
Nov 22, 2007

Logistics of having Polish Airforce Mi-8/17 (can't really tell them from a pic) flying to around Kiev, and then to Belarus/Ukraine border must be really crazy. Imagine all the heads-up needed so noone accidentally shots it down.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

gay picnic defence posted:

This is Russia we’re talking about here. The same superpower sending troops into combat in civilian cars.

Speaking of which, how well would a Hilux go in the mud? Are technicals there answer to Russia’s woes? It would certainly bookend their descent into a third world country.

Ground clearance and weight might be a bit of a problem on some pimped out luxury models, but put in the chains and engage diff locks and you can laugh and point at the Russians while driving from Kyiv to the Belarus border over the fields.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

Third round of peace talks, I guess they are taking the dead guy along


I've heard about dead cat strategy but this is taking things a bit far.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Was it ever clarified what happened to him (how he died) and whether he was actually spying? There were some conflicting reports afterwards.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Rinkles posted:

(how he died)

If the picture was indeed him, he was shot in the head.

a podcast for cats
Jun 22, 2005

Dogs reading from an artifact buried in the ruins of our civilization, "We were assholes- " and writing solemnly, "They were assholes."
Soiled Meat

gay picnic defence posted:

This is Russia we’re talking about here. The same superpower sending troops into combat in civilian cars.

Speaking of which, how well would a Hilux go in the mud? Are technicals there answer to Russia’s woes? It would certainly bookend their descent into a third world country.

Unsure, but I keep seeing retweets about a donation drive that's buying up cheap 4x4 pickups, SUVs and vans in the Baltics and ferrying them to Ukraine for both medical evacuation duties and transformation into technicals apparently. No Hiluxes in the pics, but there are L200s, Pajeros and Rangers.

I like the spirit, but it also feels there's a lot of opportunity for grift right now.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/garyseconomics/status/1500737852262518788

Well that's not great.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cugel the Clever posted:

[*]contact your reps — demand of your elected officials support for refugees, aid to the government of Ukraine, a complete crackdown on Russian oligarchs, and advancement of nuclear energy


What if your rep is potentially compromised by the Russians after a sham marriage set up by an American expat in a Russian casino that involved a fake crossfit competition back in Florida?

Asking for me.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

TulliusCicero posted:

If that Kherson airfield attack is remotely true why the gently caress would you move that much aircraft into a hostile warzone and not protect it properly? :psyduck:

The modern Russian Army's tactics are just too Special Operations for me man

When the 2014 attack plan clashes with reality. :blyat:

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1500800443110281217

If those are the publicly stated demands by the Kremlin, their campaign must be going way worse than everyone thought.

No longer talking about denazification and demilitarisation is a big loving deal.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

GaussianCopula posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1500800443110281217

If those are the publicly stated demands by the Kremlin, their campaign must be going way worse than everyone thought.

No longer talking about denazification and demilitarisation is a big loving deal.

Really good news if it isn't some deception. That is so little gain for Russia, maybe a deal is on the table.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

GaussianCopula posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1500800443110281217

If those are the publicly stated demands by the Kremlin, their campaign must be going way worse than everyone thought.

No longer talking about denazification and demilitarisation is a big loving deal.
'neutrality' so they can invade again later

https://www.reuters.com/world/kremlin-says-russian-military-action-will-stop-moment-if-ukraine-meets-2022-03-07/

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain


GaussianCopula posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1500800443110281217

If those are the publicly stated demands by the Kremlin, their campaign must be going way worse than everyone thought.

No longer talking about denazification and demilitarisation is a big loving deal.

"Ukraine run out of nazis, we go home"

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

GaussianCopula posted:

If those are the publicly stated demands by the Kremlin, their campaign must be going way worse than everyone thought.

No longer talking about denazification and demilitarisation is a big loving deal.

Nah this is still a restatement of the demands they've always have, which has always included a 'if you agree to do this yourselves then we won't impose regime change' statement.

theghostpt
Sep 1, 2009

GaussianCopula posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1500800443110281217

If those are the publicly stated demands by the Kremlin, their campaign must be going way worse than everyone thought.

No longer talking about denazification and demilitarisation is a big loving deal.

Amend the constitution in regards to what exactly?

slowdave
Jun 18, 2008

I don't know how good a source that twitter person is though, afaik there's a Reuters journo by the same name but that's not him.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


If any kind of deal or cease fire is reached, it's a countdown until Ukraine's military is 4x larger than Russia's (after all the aid from the west pours in), even if NATO proper is off the table.

That will be a weird timeline.

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Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

theghostpt posted:

Amend the constitution in regards to what exactly?

The Ukrainian constitution sets joining (either NATO or the EU, I forget) as a goal of the state and also requires a nationwide referendum for any alteration of the borders.

The big change from prior demands there is I don't see a demand for regime change or demilitarization.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

theghostpt posted:

Amend the constitution in regards to what exactly?

The current constitution states that joining EU and NATO as explicits goals for the country. Russia wants those provisions striken (and maybe include neutrality language?, not sure)

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

theghostpt posted:

Amend the constitution in regards to what exactly?

Probably to allow the unilateral secession of Crimea and Donbas. "Not joining any bloc" is a non-starter again though.

Dick Ripple
May 19, 2021

theghostpt posted:

Amend the constitution in regards to what exactly?

Yeah, that kind of is the important part.
With the rest, I am not sure how the majority of Ukrainians feel about giving up Crimea and the Donbass. But I doubt Putin will offer better terms than that unless Ukrainian tanks are rolling through Moscow.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Alchenar posted:

Nah this is still a restatement of the demands they've always have, which has always included a 'if you agree to do this yourselves then we won't impose regime change' statement.

I recall Russia demanding demilitarization as well, they didn't need to lose as many lives as they did to amend a constitution to prevent something that was not happening anytime soon. I am also curious if it's meant to prevent EU entry as well, or just NATO.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Alchenar posted:

Nah this is still a restatement of the demands they've always have, which has always included a 'if you agree to do this yourselves then we won't impose regime change' statement.

Quote from the article

quote:

"We really are finishing the demilitarisation of Ukraine. We will finish it. But the main thing is that Ukraine ceases its military action. They should stop their military action and then no one will shoot," he said.

How did a Russian-promised ceasefire work out for Ukrainians yesterday? Or the day before?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

GaussianCopula posted:

The current constitution states that joining EU and NATO as explicits goals for the country. Russia wants those provisions striken (and maybe include neutrality language?, not sure)

There's a potential alternate future universe where Ukraine agrees to neutrality and to Crimea / Donbas etc. in exchange for Russian withdrawal.

But I don't think it's this universe because right now it looks like the Ukrainians would rather fight Russian tanks barehanded than submit to force, and the Ukrainians are far from barehanded.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Trusting the country that just started a war of aggression against you and whose leader doesn't recognize you being an independent state to honor any deal seems ill-advised.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Fame Douglas posted:

Trusting the country that just started a war of aggression against you and whose leader doesn't recognize you being an independent state to honor any deal seems ill-advised.

the country that set mines in the humanitarian evacuation corridors

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

Probably to allow the unilateral secession of Crimea and Donbas. "Not joining any bloc" is a non-starter again though.

Didn't Zelenskyy offer some sort of neutrality before the war started? Or am I misremembering?

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

Concerned Citizen posted:

Really good news if it isn't some deception. That is so little gain for Russia, maybe a deal is on the table.

It wouldn't have come cheap for Russia, but that would enshrine the Ukrainian territorial losses with no legal recourse down the line, not to mention the forfeiture of any possible war reparations, leaving a ravaged and diminished country constitutionally bound to exist as a neutral buffer zone at the whim of its neighbour's "good will". And with Ukraine's acceptance of the terms, you'd expect most western sanctions to eventually be rolled back.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



coelomate posted:

If any kind of deal or cease fire is reached, it's a countdown until Ukraine's military is 4x larger than Russia's (after all the aid from the west pours in), even if NATO proper is off the table.

That will be a weird timeline.

Yeah Ukraine will become one of the most heavily militarized states in the world.

Also I personally feel recognizing Crimea as Russian and the "breakaway republics" as indeoedent is s no-go as those are also rightfully Ukraine and an illegal occupation, but Ukraine has a right to make that choive for themselves.

The "you can't belong to any bloc" though is a complete violation of sovereignty and Russia can go gently caress itself trying to tell other countries what agreements they can be in, especially with this clownshoes military.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Fame Douglas posted:

Trusting the country that just started a war of aggression against you and whose leader doesn't recognize you being an independent state to honor any deal seems ill-advised.

The alternative to a peace deal is mass death from urban fighting in Kyiv and generational destruction for Ukraine. You guys basically want to reject literally any peace deal. Russia isn't going home empty-handed, they just offered a deal that leaves Ukraine in basically the exact same spot it was in prior to the war. This is a good thing.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Also regarding Ukrainian claims of destroying 30 helicopers at the Kherson airport - an independent source verifies that there were 49 helicopters on site so that number isn't out of the question.

https://twitter.com/konrad_muzyka/status/1500796501886476290?s=20&t=TrEN7A1DtDWo7YH8MFAMUQ

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uncleTomOfFinland
May 25, 2008

theghostpt posted:

Amend the constitution in regards to what exactly?

Probably getting rid of the incredibly dumb amendments that require Ukraine to apply for EU and NATO membership by 2023.

quote:

The "you can't belong to any bloc" though is a complete violation of sovereignty and Russia can go gently caress itself trying to tell other countries what agreements they can be in, especially with this clownshoes military.
This is what Finland pretty much agreed to after WW2 and it wasn't exactly the worst thing ever.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Oh man, this guy and that meme format.

https://twitter.com/uamemesforces/status/1500553922829824000

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Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

There's no way Russia gives up Donbas or Crimea in a peace deal while they still hold the territory.

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