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Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Prop Wash posted:

I know your schtick is white noise shitposting but I'd love to get a few thoughts from you on who is responsible for Viktor Yanukovych.

Also from a quick check every single post you’ve made is either complaining about cspam or a sarcastic snipe at someone.

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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Wonder if Ukraine has captured any S-400s yet. Wonder if they would announce that to make Russian planes more cautious or keep it quiet and try to bring down bombers. Would be worth it for Ukraine to mock up a truck with logs to look like a captured S-400 to mess with Russian General McClellan?

Low info question but what's the closest NATO equivalent to S-400s?

Volkova III
Jan 5, 2021

Tiny Timbs posted:

Ceding territory and governance to Russia and disarming will definitely make them stop and definitely won’t just make it easier for them to continue the invasion later once they’ve replenished their forces.

at the risk of just being a horrible nerd in this thread, I do this *all the time* in 4x games and I absolutely never mean it

what I'm saying is everyone should assume that Putin is as sociopathic as a 13 year old boy on xbox live

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Wouldn’t it be the patriot?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Volkova III posted:

at the risk of just being a horrible nerd in this thread, I do this *all the time* in 4x games and I absolutely never mean it

what I'm saying is everyone should assume that Putin is as sociopathic as a 13 year old boy on xbox live

What was really weird about the whole invasion was the Russia demonstrated that everyone on their border should join NATO which is something I think they sincerely don’t want but should have been a very predictable outcome of launching a full scale invasion without even a flimsy pretext of protecting Russian minorities or whatever.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
Maybe that demand for Ukraine to demilitarize is actually code for "could we have our tanks and stuff back?"

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Sweet a bunch of posts in the war thread, I wonder what happened? Oh...

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

US Berder Patrol posted:

ban me
I can't think nice thoughts or post nice posts anymore

How about I put you in for a week probation so you can decompress? When you come back we can revisit whether or not you want to be banned.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

SerthVarnee posted:

Maybe that demand for Ukraine to demilitarize is actually code for "could we have our tanks and stuff back?"

It kinda reminds me of that AI bug in an earlier version of bannerlord where you could just demand your opponents money and horses in exchange for peace and cycle that over and over until they give you all the supplies, money and horses they own.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

US Berder Patrol posted:

ban me
I can't think nice thoughts or post nice posts anymore

It’s ok to walk away from the constant stream of horror that gets shotgunned all across the internet. No one here is contributing in any meaningful way to helping Ukraine’s defense or de escalating world tensions.

I have to take days off from this poo poo because it fucks with my head.

Edit- beaten by McNally.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Mar 7, 2022

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hekk posted:

I have to take days off from this poo poo because it fucks with my head.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Wouldn’t it be the patriot?

I remember that being a slog to sit through, it's somehow 12 minutes shorter than the new Batman (which I haven't seen yet but c'mon). Other than the opening battle scene such Gibson trash, the Revolution is complicated enough to follow without a generation of movie goers thinking the British were routinely deploying Einsatzgruppen tactics against American civilians and Southern landowners were ultra-progressive in helping Black men achieve social equality and freedom.

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

It kinda reminds me of that AI bug in an earlier version of bannerlord where you could just demand your opponents money and horses in exchange for peace and cycle that over and over until they give you all the supplies, money and horses they own.

Lords of the Realm II was the best for stuff like that. Split your army between 999 and one guy and have that fellow carry out a multi-month campaign of torching the baron's fields. Fire a volley of arrows then take one step back to annihilate the enemy's archers without losing a guy. Attack a massive castle outnumbered 20 to 1 and kite the defenders around the battlefield until the path is clear to have one guy run in and touch their flag for instant victory. drat that owned.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Hyrax Attack! posted:


Lords of the Realm II was the best for stuff like that. Split your army between 999 and one guy and have that fellow carry out a multi-month campaign of torching the baron's fields. Fire a volley of arrows then take one step back to annihilate the enemy's archers without losing a guy. Attack a massive castle outnumbered 20 to 1 and kite the defenders around the battlefield until the path is clear to have one guy run in and touch their flag for instant victory. drat that owned.

That and the cheerful way the narrator/advisor voice would go "buy these cattle?" and "slaughter these villagers?" without skipping a beat or changing his tone.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Also from a quick check every single post you’ve made is either complaining about cspam or a sarcastic snipe at someone.

Don't.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
If my back wasn't broken making me half of the man I was I'd be tempted to go to Ukraine to help in any way I could, spending my life savings to bring suitcases full of tourniquets, combat gauze / quikclot, NPAs, gauze, etc.

Instead I sit here and watch innocent people suffer.

Does anyone know any actual good charities to help these poor people? Gonna trow $100 their way. I heard the Red Cross isn't good to donate to.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Dick Ripple posted:

A Russian refugee camp is still better than being in an active warzone. It makes sense to open corridors to those areas instead of trying to coordinate convoys across the entire country and hoping a few buses full of civilians don't get blown up.

Peace at any price, huh? Anyone who takes those corridors will be entirely at Putin's mercy. The unimportant will be hostages, the more important will be political prisoners. The undesirable and the politically dangerous will be dead.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Bored As gently caress posted:

If my back wasn't broken making me half of the man I was I'd be tempted to go to Ukraine to help in any way I could, spending my life savings to bring suitcases full of tourniquets, combat gauze / quikclot, NPAs, gauze, etc.

Instead I sit here and watch innocent people suffer.

Does anyone know any actual good charities to help these poor people? Gonna trow $100 their way. I heard the Red Cross isn't good to donate to.

I'm admittedly not super online, but what's the concern regarding the Red Cross? And which Red Cross?

There are multiple orgs by that name. The International Committee of the Red Cross is purely focused on war.

The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies also focuses on other humanitarian concerns iirc.

I donated directly to the Ukrainian Red Cross Society, which at the moment seems like the org providing the most immediate on the ground support to the local population.

https://redcross.org.ua/en/

Hopefully it does a little good, but they seemed reputable to a casual Google search.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Bored As gently caress posted:

Does anyone know any actual good charities to help these poor people? Gonna trow $100 their way. I heard the Red Cross isn't good to donate to.

Just dropping this post here

CommieGIR posted:

This thread is for providing relief for Ukraine and possible Charities you can donate to given that Putin has now declared war on Ukraine.

Just a note guys: We really appreciate you donating to all these groups, its scary times. Please keep your identity and your financial information protected, only donate to groups you know are verified if possible unless you know someone personally or have a verified relief effort through official channels

Please keep doing good things goons

Caritas-https://www.caritas.org/: A confederation of Catholic charities around the world that provides aid to refugees, displaced people, and the vulnerable.

The International Rescue Committee- https://www.rescue.org/; A charity helping individuals affected by humanitarian crises and war

The International Committee of the Red Cross- https://www.icrc.org/en: Helps victims of armed conflict and monitors war zones for war crimes

The Ukrainian Red Cross Society - https://redcross.org.ua/en/2022/02/donate-to-support-the-ukrainian-red-cross-to-help-civilians-in-this-difficult-time-for-ukraine/: National Red Cross of Ukraine.

UNICEF https://www.unicef.org/ The United Nations Children's Fund, providing aid to children around the world.

Nova Ukraine https://novaukraine.org/: American nonprofit allied with Ukraine-based orgs currently sending supply packages to Ukraine that include diapers, hospital supplies and food.

Ukrainian Media https://www.gofundme.com/f/keep-ukraines-media-going: support Ukrainian journalist media relocating to other countries. Includes links to support media within Ukraine.

Voices of Children https://voices.org.ua/en/: Providing psychological help to children affected by the war.

Doctors without Borders (MSF) -https://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/: A charity that provides medical care. especially in underserved areas and conflict zones. Donations to MSF may not immediately aid Ukraine because they're pulling out. UPDATE: They are halting operations but staff continue to be and work in Ukraine as needed.

This one is personally close to my heart as someone trained in Nuclear Energy:
https://twitter.com/nuclearkatie/status/1499417229749850120?s=20&t=PoxXbKHt-LmhfR-0VtE9EQ

I threw some funds to International Rescue Committee, and plan on giving some more to the journalist go-fund me and a solid animal rescue charity operating in Ukraine once I can find one I feel comfortable donating to. If anyone knows of any, please let me know.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Bored As gently caress posted:

If my back wasn't broken making me half of the man I was I'd be tempted to go to Ukraine to help in any way I could, spending my life savings to bring suitcases full of tourniquets, combat gauze / quikclot, NPAs, gauze, etc.

Instead I sit here and watch innocent people suffer.

Does anyone know any actual good charities to help these poor people? Gonna trow $100 their way. I heard the Red Cross isn't good to donate to.

There's a donation thread up in D&D. I've been giving to chef Jose Andre's world kitchen, he's currently feeding refugees.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Thanks very much, all. Money's doing no good sitting in my bank account.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bored As gently caress posted:

If my back wasn't broken making me half of the man I was I'd be tempted to go to Ukraine to help in any way I could, spending my life savings to bring suitcases full of tourniquets, combat gauze / quikclot, NPAs, gauze, etc.

Instead I sit here and watch innocent people suffer.

Does anyone know any actual good charities to help these poor people? Gonna trow $100 their way. I heard the Red Cross isn't good to donate to.

https://www.saintjavelin.com/

Get cool poo poo too!

You can also donate to the Ukrainian Army directly...although I was called an idiot for suggesting that in GBS. :v:

Also (and all apologies to German posters) Scrotder (yes that's intentional) and Merkel really hosed you guys over. Compare that to France which has a vibrant nuclear industry. Merkel deserves this to be her only legacy. Scrotder probably deserves to be in jail, cause you know that piece of poo poo took bribes. I mean he's a paid stooge for them officially already.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Mar 7, 2022

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ClaireBerlinski/status/1500886251154685954?t=F6Ivgh3_kHXwHjr81BycrQ&s=19

💯 Agree

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Marshal Prolapse posted:

https://www.saintjavelin.com/

Get cool poo poo too!

You can also donate to the Ukrainian Army directly...although I was called an idiot for suggesting that in GBS. :v:

Also (and all apologies to German posters) Scrotder (yes that's intentional) and Merkel really hosed you guys over. Compare that to France which has a vibrant nuclear industry. Merkel deserves this to be her only legacy. Scrotder probably deserves to be in jail, cause you know that piece of poo poo took bribes. I mean he's a paid stooge for them officially already.

UT has a list here under "How to Help" https://liberalarts.utexas.edu/slavic/resources/ukraine-conflict-resources.php

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/Podolyak_M/status/1500891711450583041

Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009
Not seen this posted before - An amateur filmed a battle on the 1st day of the war with a hobby drone and you get a pretty clear view of whats going on with both sides.

No gore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1dXAs2ybIU&t

The analysis/commentary seems reasonable.

As its the 1st day the Russians seemed to have the initiative and the Ukranians couldn't tell where the fire was coming from.

Lots of grenades being thrown short and the Russians seemed to lack any RPGs to engage the APCs, or weren't going to expose themselves to use them.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Anonymous is claiming that the Russians no longer have control/access to their spy satellites. Shovel full of salt and all, but lol.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/hackers-russian-satellites

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Also (and all apologies to German posters) Scrotder (yes that's intentional) and Merkel really hosed you guys over. Compare that to France which has a vibrant nuclear industry. Merkel deserves this to be her only legacy. Scrotder probably deserves to be in jail, cause you know that piece of poo poo took bribes. I mean he's a paid stooge for them officially already.


Honestly, if you'd told me two weeks ago that Germany would have made a complete U-turn on its gas consumption, weapons shipments, and military funding policies, I would have laughed at you and said never in a million years. We're talking about a country that continues to defend its bottle return program as a resounding success despite the fact that it increased the consumption of single-use plastic bottles.

psydude fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 7, 2022

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Let’s see how that economy is doing. Oh looks like Ukraine is actually still trading better.



^Yep I’m actually quite at being wrong on that. The biggest domestic issue is fixing the mess left by the two previous Chancellor’s.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ASAPI posted:

Anonymous is claiming that the Russians no longer have control/access to their spy satellites. Shovel full of salt and all, but lol.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/hackers-russian-satellites

:laffo: if true but I don't believe it for a second.

Also a thin gray anti-aliased font on a white background? Try harder to make your site unreadable, futurism.com.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

:laffo: if true but I don't believe it for a second.

Also a thin gray anti-aliased font on a white background? Try harder to make your site unreadable, futurism.com.

the future is unreadable, old man

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Deep breath of fresh air for this thread

https://twitter.com/cbctom/status/1500889930754670596

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Marshal Prolapse posted:

Let’s see how that economy is doing. Oh looks like Ukraine is actually still trading better.



^Yep I’m actually quite at being wrong on that. The biggest domestic issue is fixing the mess left by the two previous Chancellor’s.

I'm at the mall and just passed the currency exchange kiosk. They aren't even converting roubles right now.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Caucasuswar/status/1500923670461566979

can't wait to see them on liveleak ogrish twitter

holy poo poo twitter is the new death video site

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/Caucasuswar/status/1500923670461566979

can't wait to see them on liveleak ogrish twitter

holy poo poo twitter is the new death video site

Hopefully it helps to cripple the lunatic running Chechnya currently. This is a guy who as a way of enforcing terror would shove bottles of peoples asses and I’ve seen an x-ray from one of them. And being torn apart by all those he screwed over the years and you have very very ribbons driven thoughts would be a good thing, still possibly too good for him.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/Caucasuswar/status/1500923670461566979

can't wait to see them on liveleak ogrish twitter

holy poo poo twitter is the new death video site

Oh for sure. Those videos of the wrecked fuel convoys are baffling, we're two weeks in and Russia isn't escorting convoys? Or the guards abandoned truck drivers to their fate. I'd believe both.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1500891170964217862

Japan... maybe this isn't a good time.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008


Surprised Georgia hasn't moved to take back Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012
The entire Russian military is out west, dying in mud. This is probably the best time.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

? Japan, a nation which hasn't actually fought anything that isn't a Somali in a speed boat in almost 80 years, is not going suddenly invade Russia Sakhalin and the Kurils. That would be fukken wild.

But goddamn, you're not wrong. Right now is the best time since the Fall of the Soviet Union to get some rightful clay back.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'll only start worrying when they claim Pearl Harbor

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