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...ham jensen i finaly finished waching the new hbomberguy video and now i am just like "god drat i want to replay deus ex so bad"
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I'm calling you... late for dinner
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Hi Jensen, I'm Ishmael! Call me maybe?
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give me a deus ex game set in the seinfeld universe
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bossy lady posted:give me a deus ex game set in the seinfeld universe "Did you ask for this?" "I didn't ask for this! No ask!"
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"It's a bomb, Jerry." "A bomb?" "Yeah buddy"
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"I know your kill phrase cyber kramer. hoochie mama". "giddyup" whispers cyber kramer as his augments shut down.
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lucius debeers says hes cold
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I played it for the first time 5 years ago and I played it like a FPS. Gunned my whole way thru. Stealth is so boring. I spend the whole commute and workday hoping to not be seen or heard, I don't need that poo poo in my leisure time too.
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bossy lady posted:"I know your kill phrase cyber kramer. hoochie mama". "And something else... I found out the kill phrase" "GET OUT! You know the kill phrase?!" "It's... Cosmo." "...Cosmo?" "Cosmo."
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Frank: And now for the festivus feats of strength George: oh god Franks augmented sunglasses move into place as he rears back his fist ![]()
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he was supposed to do a video on pathologic 2 btw i feel really bad for every employee at ice pick lodge right now https://twitter.com/IcePickLodge/status/1498269141404463107/photo/1
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and that's a wrap
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gently caress you bitch they're gonna be living in one of their own games soon
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this is by far the most exciting thing that's happened since joseph anderson took 2 years and counting to talk about the boring rear end witcher
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Mac and Cheese posted:this is by far the most exciting thing that's happened since joseph anderson took 2 years and counting to talk about the boring rear end witcher that was keuanu reeves dummy
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okay i'm actually watching the video now it's not that bad in may 2000, ion storm released.... daikatana, and the rest, is history
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Mac and Cheese posted:okay i'm actually watching the video now it's not that bad i wasn't sold on "there needs to be 3.5 hours of talky walky about the extremely "fine" third Deus Ex game" but it turns out, there actually is a lot of interesting stuff to say, and also a lot of funny stuff to dunk on the vents thing, haha. i didn't consciously notice it when i played but lmao
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![]() yeah that some of hbomb's best work in a long time. who the hell cares about the war on christmas in 2020, like honestly. at least big joel's war on christmas video was making fun of some lovely christian propaganda movie
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if our plan is successful, old men will rule the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg&t=107s
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Oh Long Jensen
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what are the main points made by this bombing man in his content about why deus ex 3 is okay
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- item/ammo scarcity is done perfectly - regenerating health undermines the above point - being able to skip everything by going in vents undermines the first point - the terrorist's motives are extremely stupid compared to the first game that's about all i'm willing to summarize from a 3.5 hour video for free
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bossy lady posted:give me a deus ex game set in the seinfeld universe this but every game
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anybody have a link to the garfield seinfeld crossover thread from like 8 months ago i'm having trouble finding it
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i'm now struck by the irony that daikatana, the only other game released by ion storm, suffered from a lot of the same exact "design is law, everything we lay out has to be completed in meticulous detail no matter what" development hinderences that made deus ex 3 so flawed, while deus ex 1 skirted those problems entirely. it's crazy they would fall into those same traps when the big video game development do's and dont's manual 'masters of doom' exists that literally chronicles the development of daikatana in depth made by literally the same company that made deus ex that these people were literally making a sequel to. okay do i sound completely nuts right now? i can already feel the mind control rays
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Gentle Autist posted:this but every game Seinfeld Elysium
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Mac and Cheese posted:if our plan is successful, old men will rule the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg&t=107s Why contain it? 'Scool
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why contain it? i'm so loving glad that guy reupped that i couldn't find it for the longest time
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My most shameful confession Me, a pre-teen: this goofy Deus Ex game my friend is raving about looks not as good as Half-Life, I will not play it ever Me, now: why betray pre-teen me and play that game ever
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Mac and Cheese posted:if our plan is successful, old men will rule the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg&t=107s I adore this and watch it like once a year since its creation. Will watch it again within the week.
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Gentle Autist posted:this but every game Someone make a seinfeld videogames thread. I would, but i'm shy. hosed-Up Little Dog posted:My most shameful confession It's a pretty good game, you should play it. The first level is kind of boring though. Also some of the mods make it more fun. Like the thievery one that lets you hide from enemies in shadows and the grappling hook one that occasionally bugs out and explodes JC into hormel chili when you use it wrong.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:Seinfeld Elysium I'm a SUPERSTAR, Jerry!
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Isn't hbomberguy the guy who did that vaccine video? He seemed a little insufferable but that was actually a really good video
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Mac and Cheese posted:i'm now struck by the irony that daikatana, the only other game released by ion storm, suffered from a lot of the same exact "design is law, everything we lay out has to be completed in meticulous detail no matter what" development hinderences that made deus ex 3 so flawed, while deus ex 1 skirted those problems entirely. it's crazy they would fall into those same traps when the big video game development do's and dont's manual 'masters of doom' exists that literally chronicles the development of daikatana in depth made by literally the same company that made deus ex that these people were literally making a sequel to. okay do i sound completely nuts right now? i can already feel the mind control rays
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precision posted:"Did you ask for this?" George is getting augmented!
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i asked for orange, jerry
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*everything is highlighted w a gold tinge* That’s gold, jerry! Gold!
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these augments are makin me thirsty!
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RBA Starblade posted:George is getting augmented! That poster’s avatar is like my favorite on the whole forum.
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