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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
...ham jensen

i finaly finished waching the new hbomberguy video and now i am just like "god drat i want to replay deus ex so bad"

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm calling you... late for dinner

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Hi Jensen, I'm Ishmael!

Call me maybe?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

give me a deus ex game set in the seinfeld universe

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

bossy lady posted:

give me a deus ex game set in the seinfeld universe

"Did you ask for this?"
"I didn't ask for this! No ask!"

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
"It's a bomb, Jerry."
"A bomb?"
"Yeah buddy"

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

"I know your kill phrase cyber kramer. hoochie mama".
"giddyup" whispers cyber kramer as his augments shut down.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


lucius debeers says hes cold

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
I played it for the first time 5 years ago and I played it like a FPS. Gunned my whole way thru.

Stealth is so boring. I spend the whole commute and workday hoping to not be seen or heard, I don't need that poo poo in my leisure time too.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

bossy lady posted:

"I know your kill phrase cyber kramer. hoochie mama".
"giddyup" whispers cyber kramer as his augments shut down.

"And something else... I found out the kill phrase"
"GET OUT! You know the kill phrase?!"
"It's... Cosmo."
"...Cosmo?"
"Cosmo."

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Frank: And now for the festivus feats of strength
George: oh god
Franks augmented sunglasses move into place as he rears back his fist

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
he was supposed to do a video on pathologic 2

btw i feel really bad for every employee at ice pick lodge right now

https://twitter.com/IcePickLodge/status/1498269141404463107/photo/1

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
and that's a wrap

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
gently caress you bitch they're gonna be living in one of their own games soon

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
this is by far the most exciting thing that's happened since joseph anderson took 2 years and counting to talk about the boring rear end witcher

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Mac and Cheese posted:

this is by far the most exciting thing that's happened since joseph anderson took 2 years and counting to talk about the boring rear end witcher

that was keuanu reeves dummy

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
okay i'm actually watching the video now it's not that bad

in may 2000, ion storm released.... daikatana, and the rest, is history

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Mac and Cheese posted:

okay i'm actually watching the video now it's not that bad

in may 2000, ion storm released.... daikatana, and the rest, is history

i wasn't sold on "there needs to be 3.5 hours of talky walky about the extremely "fine" third Deus Ex game" but it turns out, there actually is a lot of interesting stuff to say, and also a lot of funny stuff to dunk on

the vents thing, haha. i didn't consciously notice it when i played but lmao

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast


yeah that some of hbomb's best work in a long time. who the hell cares about the war on christmas in 2020, like honestly. at least big joel's war on christmas video was making fun of some lovely christian propaganda movie

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
if our plan is successful, old men will rule the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg&t=107s

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Oh Long Jensen

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 days!)

what are the main points made by this bombing man in his content about why deus ex 3 is okay

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
- item/ammo scarcity is done perfectly
- regenerating health undermines the above point
- being able to skip everything by going in vents undermines the first point
- the terrorist's motives are extremely stupid compared to the first game

that's about all i'm willing to summarize from a 3.5 hour video for free

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

bossy lady posted:

give me a deus ex game set in the seinfeld universe

this but every game

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
anybody have a link to the garfield seinfeld crossover thread from like 8 months ago i'm having trouble finding it

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i'm now struck by the irony that daikatana, the only other game released by ion storm, suffered from a lot of the same exact "design is law, everything we lay out has to be completed in meticulous detail no matter what" development hinderences that made deus ex 3 so flawed, while deus ex 1 skirted those problems entirely. it's crazy they would fall into those same traps when the big video game development do's and dont's manual 'masters of doom' exists that literally chronicles the development of daikatana in depth made by literally the same company that made deus ex that these people were literally making a sequel to. okay do i sound completely nuts right now? i can already feel the mind control rays

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Gentle Autist posted:

this but every game

Seinfeld Elysium

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Mac and Cheese posted:

if our plan is successful, old men will rule the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg&t=107s

Why contain it?

'Scool

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Mr. Lobe posted:

Why contain it?

'Scool

i'm so loving glad that guy reupped that i couldn't find it for the longest time

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
My most shameful confession

Me, a pre-teen: this goofy Deus Ex game my friend is raving about looks not as good as Half-Life, I will not play it ever

Me, now: why betray pre-teen me and play that game ever

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Mac and Cheese posted:

if our plan is successful, old men will rule the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg&t=107s

I adore this and watch it like once a year since its creation. Will watch it again within the week.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Gentle Autist posted:

this but every game

Someone make a seinfeld videogames thread. I would, but i'm shy.


hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

My most shameful confession

Me, a pre-teen: this goofy Deus Ex game my friend is raving about looks not as good as Half-Life, I will not play it ever

Me, now: why betray pre-teen me and play that game ever

It's a pretty good game, you should play it. The first level is kind of boring though.

Also some of the mods make it more fun. Like the thievery one that lets you hide from enemies in shadows and the grappling hook one that occasionally bugs out and explodes JC into hormel chili when you use it wrong.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

I'm a SUPERSTAR, Jerry!

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Isn't hbomberguy the guy who did that vaccine video?

He seemed a little insufferable but that was actually a really good video

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mac and Cheese posted:

i'm now struck by the irony that daikatana, the only other game released by ion storm, suffered from a lot of the same exact "design is law, everything we lay out has to be completed in meticulous detail no matter what" development hinderences that made deus ex 3 so flawed, while deus ex 1 skirted those problems entirely. it's crazy they would fall into those same traps when the big video game development do's and dont's manual 'masters of doom' exists that literally chronicles the development of daikatana in depth made by literally the same company that made deus ex that these people were literally making a sequel to. okay do i sound completely nuts right now? i can already feel the mind control rays
i thought human revolution was great, crazy that it came out like 10 years ago, still havnt played the one after that though, currently playing cyberpunked 2077 and not gonna go out of my way to break the game or expect too much from the open world

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

precision posted:

"Did you ask for this?"
"I didn't ask for this! No ask!"

George is getting augmented!

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 days!)

i asked for orange, jerry

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*everything is highlighted w a gold tinge*
That’s gold, jerry! Gold!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
these augments are makin me thirsty!

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Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

RBA Starblade posted:

George is getting augmented!

That poster’s avatar is like my favorite on the whole forum.

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