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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://twitter.com/thetonesetters/status/1501691027794665478?s=21

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Carson Wentz

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Hopefully McLaurin can figure out how to get out of there

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


who the gently caress is Cam Sims?

edit: he had 200 yards last year. Is that really their #2 WR????

Are there any actual commander fans in TFF?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

kiimo posted:

I kept trying to click on this and then it dawned on me




Adam Schefter blocked me lol

nicely done


This is pretty clearly a joke. It has to be. There's only one truly exciting player on that list.

Plus isn't Antonio Gibson the starting RB?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/courts/2022/03/09/woman-sues-dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-he-is-her-father-court-documents-say/


Jerry Jones might be in some hot goddamn water, lmfao



Not surprising in the least, but that cheerleader story was just the beginning

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Shinjobi posted:

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/courts/2022/03/09/woman-sues-dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-he-is-her-father-court-documents-say/


Jerry Jones might be in some hot goddamn water, lmfao



Not surprising in the least, but that cheerleader story was just the beginning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvCxpoLiSyE

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I love that they forgot Gibson, Logan Thomas, and Curtis Samuel.

edit: I mean its obviously a joke, but c'mon.

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Mar 10, 2022

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The FedEx Field turf

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

shyduck posted:

The FedEx Field turf

the laws of physics. God. A stiff breeze

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1501632789170606083
:psyboom:
It just keeps getting dumber! Did the Colts use some kind of cheat code?
:laugh:

I hope their first SNF game they have, all the players just introduce themselves as Commander ______ and then the team changes names at the end of the season because of how stupid it sounds.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I think it's a kind of malignant narcissism. 'I can fix him, I can unlock his potential, all these other guys did it the wrong way'

Except Wentz has had one good season his entire career and has only gotten worse since then. Wentz is Wentz, he is not gonna change

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

EmbryoSteve posted:

who the gently caress is Cam Sims?

edit: he had 200 yards last year. Is that really their #2 WR????

Are there any actual commander fans in TFF?

Ravensesque

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Play posted:

I think it's a kind of malignant narcissism. 'I can fix him, I can unlock his potential, all these other guys did it the wrong way'

Except Wentz has had one good season his entire career and has only gotten worse since then. Wentz is Wentz, he is not gonna change
Plus that good (great, really) season ended with a fairly significant knee injury. He's never been the same since, and I suspect part of it is an inability to adjust to what his body can actually handle.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

isn't he also an antivax chud

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Shinjobi posted:

Jerry Jones might be in some hot goddamn water, lmfao

Not surprising in the least, but that cheerleader story was just the beginning
Heh. His secret daughter was a Trump WH press staffer.

Despite that, the lawsuit says that Davis has "excelled academically and professionally." She now works as an aide to U.S. Rep. Ronny Jackson, R-Texas, after working for 14 months in the Trump White House.

https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/1501721375731601410

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Sure sounds like a lovely kid Jerry would have.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Diva Cupcake posted:

Heh. His secret daughter was a Trump WH press staffer.

Despite that, the lawsuit says that Davis has "excelled academically and professionally." She now works as an aide to U.S. Rep. Ronny Jackson, R-Texas, after working for 14 months in the Trump White House.

https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/1501721375731601410

They really are America's Team, aren't they?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/FG_Dolan/status/1501663710531801089

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jim Irsay is mainly an owner so he can be buddy-buddy with Quarterbacks, right? :lol:

I think he is mainly an owner cause his dad died while owning a team.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

She's learning how to grift billionaires, truly taking her job seriously

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
NFL off-seasons are becoming close to as entertaining as NBA off-seasons.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


kiimo posted:

She's learning how to grift billionaires, truly taking her job seriously

Might even bring a tear of pride to Jerry’s eye

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





Who’s stopping this Commanders offense?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
That’s the stupid Dallas Cowboys news? A billionaire has a chud kid?

Yawwwwwwn

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





I’m like 70% sure a squad of TFF goons could stop this offense.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kirios posted:

I’m like 70% sure a squad of TFF goons could stop this offense.

Can Carson Wentz hit Terry McLaurin open by 30 yards every play? We'll never know.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
So the NFC East is going to be awful again and continue providing clownball which I appreciate

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Cat Hassler posted:

So the NFC East is going to be awful again and continue providing clownball which I appreciate

Philly isn't so bad. Everyone else is a dumpster fire, though.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://twitter.com/49ersSportsTalk/status/1501637151280308226?s=20&t=ojCDiRGqQqp4ABPSGqXeAA

Views:
If Jimmy G ends up on the colts after they dumped Wentz…
:wtf:

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Zurreco posted:

Philly isn't so bad. Everyone else is a dumpster fire, though.

Philly being a solid team this year relies on like four or five different ifs. Dallas will win the division despite their window having been firmly slammed shut.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Play posted:

yeah apparently Wentz kinda loving sucks as a person too. It does feel a bit lovely to say that about someone I don't know at all. But I know by the end he was not well liked in the Eagles locker room

did you watch the Colts mid season hard knocks? total weirdo and goober. They barely even showed him because of how much of a nothing he is

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Josh, Lamarr, Burrow, Stafford, Herbie, Mahomes, ... Ryan? All qbs who seem like normal, cool dudes. I've heard basically nothing about Matt Ryan and I'm going to choose to interpret that as him being normal.

Joe's been in Cincinnati for 2 years and the only even remotely negative thing I've heard about him is that he tends to be a bit of a recluse.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Mar 10, 2022

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



https://twitter.com/BenStandig/status/1501937262178697229?t=GMwqmGWtNsXf5ZhLWX3b5A&s=09

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Oh yeah, that fixes it

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Eifert Posting posted:

Josh, Lamarr, Burrow, Stafford, Herbie, Mahomes, ... Ryan? All qbs who seem like normal, cool dudes. I've heard basically nothing about Matt Ryan and I'm going to choose to interpret that as him being normal.

Joe's been in Cincinnati for 2 years and the only even remotely negative thing I've heard about him is that he tends to be a bit of a recluse.

I actually like Baker for some reason. I want him to go somewhere in the NFC and be good

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Baker gets more poo poo than he deserves, but if I remember right I've heard he's weird in person.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Eifert Posting posted:

Baker gets more poo poo than he deserves, but if I remember right I've heard he's weird in person.

I think he deserves a good amount of poo poo. He isn't good. That team has underachieved with him as the QB.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Mina Kimes meme game is good. I should perhaps watch her on TV some time and see if it translates.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gatts posted:

Mina Kimes meme game is good. I should perhaps watch her on TV some time and see if it translates.

Her podcast is a solid listen, I'd recommend that at least.

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

She's really smart and knows west coast teams particularly well. She's also able to balance humor and actual football reporting.

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